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Nauplius "demons" proving popular in cosplay conventions
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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2015-08-11 01:05:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:

Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I fear that convention goers may wish to avoid any particularly realistic cosplays of Nauplius at future events. I've no doubt the Butcher has it in his mind that if he were to sacrifice these pop culture 'demons' he could likely summon real ones.


On the contrary, I believe that the best way to oppose Naup and every tyrant, oppressor, ultranationalist, moral crusader, etc etc etc is by continuing to mock them in every possible way.

Including cosplays, conventions and costumed pornography.

Carry on, fearless mockers. Carry on.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#22 - 2015-08-11 02:19:46 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Also, the demons haven't shown up yet.


It is not my problem whether people of weak faith cannot see the demons. Nonetheless, they exist.


Or they're just not high enough.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph
Ria NieyIi
#23 - 2015-08-11 08:04:09 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


And this is why the Federation must be destroyed!
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2015-08-11 08:44:15 UTC
This is beautiful. Nauplius is now so pathetic that his greatest achievement is getting mocked by cosplayers. I think I'll set maybe ten million ISK aside to sponsor an impersonation contest. Yes! That sounds great. I'll get in touch with Impetus immediately.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#25 - 2015-08-11 09:56:29 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Also, the demons haven't shown up yet.


It is not my problem whether people of weak faith cannot see the demons. Nonetheless, they exist.


Is this going to be some hokey "The demons were actually inside of you from the beginning! Repent!"
Because honestly that's boring.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2015-08-11 10:30:56 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


So your basically saying that demons are the Federal Tax Office? We deal with them everyday...
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#27 - 2015-08-11 12:36:09 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Also, the demons haven't shown up yet.


It is not my problem whether people of weak faith cannot see the demons. Nonetheless, they exist.


You said they would be physical Nauplius. Where is the rampaging horde of screaming monsters?
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2015-08-11 13:05:09 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Also, the demons haven't shown up yet.


It is not my problem whether people of weak faith cannot see the demons. Nonetheless, they exist.


You said they would be physical Nauplius. Where is the rampaging horde of screaming monsters?


You want to babysit my nieces kids? Much the same effect...
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#29 - 2015-08-11 17:19:13 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:

Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I fear that convention goers may wish to avoid any particularly realistic cosplays of Nauplius at future events. I've no doubt the Butcher has it in his mind that if he were to sacrifice these pop culture 'demons' he could likely summon real ones.


On the contrary, I believe that the best way to oppose Naup and every tyrant, oppressor, ultranationalist, moral crusader, etc etc etc is by continuing to mock them in every possible way.

Including cosplays, conventions and costumed pornography.

Carry on, fearless mockers. Carry on.

Don't do Nauplius porn. Please.

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Cain Aloga
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#30 - 2015-08-11 17:22:16 UTC
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:

Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I fear that convention goers may wish to avoid any particularly realistic cosplays of Nauplius at future events. I've no doubt the Butcher has it in his mind that if he were to sacrifice these pop culture 'demons' he could likely summon real ones.


On the contrary, I believe that the best way to oppose Naup and every tyrant, oppressor, ultranationalist, moral crusader, etc etc etc is by continuing to mock them in every possible way.

Including cosplays, conventions and costumed pornography.

Carry on, fearless mockers. Carry on.

Don't do Nauplius porn. Please.


Too late. I am sure that such porn already exists. I however do not have the stomach to verify.

While our warriors fight for our people's freedom, we in turn should fight for our people's prosperity.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#31 - 2015-08-11 17:35:29 UTC
Kontrahage wrote:
Has there been any response from the Gallentean government at the very least condemming this disrespectful celebration of thousands of ruined lives?


I don't think such a condemnation would be forthcoming at all, from the Federal government.

You see, I have spent some time travelling in the Federation, and during that time, I chose to take in some of the local culture.

I saw, an interpretive dance production of "Uriam Kador's Invasion of Ratillose", an exotic dance production of "The First Gallente-Caldari War", an interpretive dance production of "The Invasions of Caldari Prime" which featured both Tibus Heth's invasion, and the much later Federal counter-invasion, and an interpretive exotic dance production of "The Elder Fleet Raid on the Amarr Home Worlds".

The audiences of these productions did not seem particularly bothered by the violence of the subject matter.

So, I'm not convinced that the Federal government would condemn this latest production.

The entertainment industry critics on the other hand, might.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Shaddam Daphiti
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#32 - 2015-08-11 17:41:24 UTC
Not to lend any credence to Nauplius' claims to Sorcery, but I have found that humor and yes even eroticism, are a common way to deflect pain, grief, and suffering.

Thus I am not surprised to see the Federation has not made any such statement.
Soren Tyrhanos
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#33 - 2015-08-12 04:09:55 UTC
Cain Aloga wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:

Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I fear that convention goers may wish to avoid any particularly realistic cosplays of Nauplius at future events. I've no doubt the Butcher has it in his mind that if he were to sacrifice these pop culture 'demons' he could likely summon real ones.


On the contrary, I believe that the best way to oppose Naup and every tyrant, oppressor, ultranationalist, moral crusader, etc etc etc is by continuing to mock them in every possible way.

Including cosplays, conventions and costumed pornography.

Carry on, fearless mockers. Carry on.

Don't do Nauplius porn. Please.


Too late. I am sure that such porn already exists. I however do not have the stomach to verify.


When base liners simply cannot find any other form of entertainment.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2015-08-12 04:52:01 UTC
Cain Aloga wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:

Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I fear that convention goers may wish to avoid any particularly realistic cosplays of Nauplius at future events. I've no doubt the Butcher has it in his mind that if he were to sacrifice these pop culture 'demons' he could likely summon real ones.


On the contrary, I believe that the best way to oppose Naup and every tyrant, oppressor, ultranationalist, moral crusader, etc etc etc is by continuing to mock them in every possible way.

Including cosplays, conventions and costumed pornography.

Carry on, fearless mockers. Carry on.

Don't do Nauplius porn. Please.


Too late. I am sure that such porn already exists. I however do not have the stomach to verify.


Giving 'sacrificing slaves to the Red God' a different meaning.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2015-08-12 06:53:17 UTC
You should never annoy a woman when she's sacrificing slaves to the Red God.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#36 - 2015-08-12 13:19:13 UTC
Cain Aloga wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Soren Tyrhanos wrote:

Nauplius wrote:
O how Wicked are Gallentean cosplayers. O how Vile are Gallentean cosplayers.

When the Gallentean cosplayers stand before a holy and righteous God at the Judgement, they will hear the absolute terror that is the divine laughter as the sefrim carry them down to Hell, where they will come to know the true meaning of demons, who are not naked, nubile women, but ugly and foul torturers and tormentors who will torture and torment the Gallentean cosplayers for ever and ever and ever. Amen. Amarr Victor.


I fear that convention goers may wish to avoid any particularly realistic cosplays of Nauplius at future events. I've no doubt the Butcher has it in his mind that if he were to sacrifice these pop culture 'demons' he could likely summon real ones.


On the contrary, I believe that the best way to oppose Naup and every tyrant, oppressor, ultranationalist, moral crusader, etc etc etc is by continuing to mock them in every possible way.

Including cosplays, conventions and costumed pornography.

Carry on, fearless mockers. Carry on.

Don't do Nauplius porn. Please.


Too late. I am sure that such porn already exists. I however do not have the stomach to verify.

I'm guessing it's like watching a naked mole rat get it on with a fedo....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#37 - 2015-08-12 15:17:10 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
You should never annoy a woman when she's sacrificing slaves to the Red God.


*flickers in with an annoyed look on her face*

*frostily* And this is a euphemism for exactly what, Mr. Ixiris? Never-mind, I think I know.

To more relevant matters, Dr. Scherezad keep up the good work. if you need anything, let me know.

*flickers out*
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#38 - 2015-08-12 15:39:42 UTC
oh my gosh
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2015-08-12 16:15:37 UTC
Scherezad wrote:
oh my gosh


You'll be fine, just don't look at the horns on the holo-footage...
Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#40 - 2015-08-12 16:24:24 UTC
What? I - are we talking about the same thing?
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