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Beware of EMA CEO, FLASH
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Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2015-08-06 13:53:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Dradis Aulmais
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
I am almost out of popcorn. Can someone pass some over here?


Yeah sure, mate *hands over a bowl of buttered popcorn* Help yourself with the salt.
How about a stout too?


Sure. Let me switch the camera to my other hand, this is going to be great come the c&p Christmas party.

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Jacques d'Orleans
#62 - 2015-08-06 15:32:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Jacques d'Orleans
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
I am almost out of popcorn. Can someone pass some over here?


Yeah sure, mate *hands over a bowl of buttered popcorn* Help yourself with the salt.
How about a stout too?


Sure. Let me switch the camera to my other hand, this is going to be great come the c&p Christmas party.


Eggnog and funny videos, what more does a good christmas party need?
Maybe some good music?

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.
Archeras Umangiar
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#63 - 2015-08-07 12:06:34 UTC
so... GOAT wardecs flash's corp... he makes a new one... he then precceds to steal from hes corp and the biomass? :O

man... i feel bad now
Random Randomer
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#64 - 2015-08-07 12:18:15 UTC
Archeras Umangiar wrote:
so... GOAT wardecs flash's corp... he makes a new one... he then precceds to steal from hes corp and the biomass? :O

man... i feel bad now


Don't feel bad, I'm sure his main Lord Whisker will still be flying about with all the assets, as thats the only char that seems to survive these escapades.
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#65 - 2015-08-07 12:51:37 UTC
Are you telling me Flash isn't his main? Has he not read the C&P Etiquette thread?
Xeno Metamorph
#66 - 2015-08-07 21:41:56 UTC
Flash isn't his main, he has many alts. Many he's recycled over the years also.

For what it's worth, before he biomassed, he returned most of what he stole (I don't know the exact details, as a peon I never actually looked in the hangars).

I don't know the whole story, but from what I can understand - he did what he did to prevent Lloride from taking the assets and diving off into Null with them. Then burned his char.
StarWraith77
Devils Favourite Sons.
#67 - 2015-08-21 16:22:14 UTC
hmm just seen this thread ....interesting lol
None of what ive read here realy surprises me ,but if anyone thinks that flash's little indever went according to plan is mistaken.I seen what was in the corp hangers before i left, If he wanted to use us to make a pile of isk for him to bail with there are far better ways of doin it, considering how many we were and the potential isk we could make, for someone who professes he's done this before a few times he realy messed it up. The chap's actions messed his own plan up and just like "freakout flash" as soon as he seen things werent goin his way he got thick and let his (not so inner) child out, had a tantrum and ran home with the few toys he could carry.
I'll be laughing at him /this for ages to come.
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#68 - 2015-08-21 18:15:58 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
This is like the eve version of cops.

Flash would be the shirtless hillbilly (is that a racist term?) and OP is the crying drunk girlfriend that he just beat up and robbed yet again. "He said I was his 'Co-CEO'".

C&P are the fat cops that make fun of each of them while trying to look tough for the camera.



So much yes.

-Badman
Moon Moon Burdy
New Eden Tech Support
#69 - 2015-08-21 22:19:58 UTC
Still waiting for the part where Flash gets arrested because the cops are all "well, I guess we have to do something " and OP flips the script and slapfights the cops because he still truly loves Flash and can't imagine life without him.

Are we there yet?

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StarWraith77
Devils Favourite Sons.
#70 - 2015-08-22 13:05:02 UTC
Dam i joined this thread all wrong it seems ,let me fix that. (checks daytime TV to see how its done)

I'll just skip the intro part

I know now in ma hart the little uns aint Borins or LIorides or any of umm ours , i demand a blood test and a lie detector test you cheetin some of a beiatch , i know you was doin da dirt ya skinky ass hoe and the test's is gona show ereabody how much a of skinky ass white trash hoe you is .
Falsh you two time'n wanten hussy , you done lied to us ,we done trusted you , you peice of white trash dirty hoe . How could you after all we been threw , all we done did together , we wana know what you done bin at and now evabody gona hear.

The presenter reads out the results of the tests...

I KNEW IT , i knew it you done been turnin tricks ..yall... make ....me ..sick!!! , (picks up chair and lobs it accross the stage) We is DONE , i doe wana see yer lie'n ass face evea again ( picks up another chair to lob at flash but security grabs it of me) GET YER DAM HANDS OFA ME , i is outa here (stomps of stage) ..............(stomps back on stage ) presenter points to the exit sighn on other side of stage (stomps towards the exit while mumbling, sobbing and screaming)


I dont watch daytime tV but i think thats about the jist of it Lol
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#71 - 2015-08-22 14:24:30 UTC
Wow, he really did Doomheim.

+1 for actually biomassing.

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