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Hillbillageddon Season I

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Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#41 - 2011-12-08 12:06:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
A few points are relevant here.

If you mine in a Bantam you will be mining less per cycle but somewhat to a certain extent offsetting the chances of being ganked sure.

However,

The gauged success of an event is sometimes measured by how many people are affected by the said event.

The fact the event will make you choose to mine in a Bantam instead of a Hulk means the event will affect you.

To that extent the fact you will change your modus operandi means regardless of what tears you believe you will extract it is indeed you who will be disadvantaged and at a loss mineral extraction wise.

Lets not kid ourselves here - regardless of what Lulz you think you will experience mining in a Bantam deep down your going to be mad that your yield per cycle and cargo space suck balls.

Black Man with Goggles

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#42 - 2011-12-08 12:06:53 UTC
Anariana wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:
dethleffs wrote:
So, this is what's probably going to happen: Tiger is happily mining in a bantam, and suddenly 3 blinky red catalysts show up on overview and gank a hulk next to Tiger.
Tiger lulz in local, saying: HA! You didn't gank me! Because im in a bantam! LULZ



hehehe, not quite..

Its more like you fly in with those 3 catalysts only to find a fleet of mining bantams all pointing and laughing at you.
Aleast at the belt i will be mining at.


Sounds good, my smartbombs will love you


It wont make me stop lauging, in fact, i think ide start crying of laughter.....seriously i am that easy to please

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#43 - 2011-12-08 12:10:33 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Winning EVE by losing? You go girl.

Stop thinking like a scrub and just go out mining in a battleship, or mine in low/null.


I do what i do.
I dont mind being called a scrub.

Battleship for mining.....right...As an industrialist i probably have some marbles i could sell you.

Interested?

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#44 - 2011-12-08 12:14:52 UTC
Go check the yield on a rokh compared to a bantam and a hulk and tell me which one the Rokh is closer too while being significantly less likely to get suicide ganked.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#45 - 2011-12-08 12:15:28 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
A few points are relevant here.

If you mine in a Bantam you will be mining less per cycle but somewhat to a certain extent offsetting the chances of being ganked sure.

However,

The gauged success of an event is sometimes measured by how many people are affected by the said event.

The fact the event will make you choose to mine in a Bantam instead of a Hulk means the event will affect you.

To that extent the fact you will change your modus operandi means regardless of what tears you believe you will extract it is indeed you who will be disadvantaged and at a loss mineral extraction wise.

Lets not kid ourselves here - regardless of what Lulz you think you will experience mining in a Bantam deep down your going to be mad that your yield per cycle and cargo space suck balls.


The gauge of succes in regards to making fun of hulkageddon and its participants is measured by the amount of stomach ache afterwards.

And posts like these ofcourse.

(unless you realy think im out mining for best yield per cycle during hulkageddon in a bantam, which i dont mind either)

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#46 - 2011-12-08 12:16:52 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Go check the yield on a rokh compared to a bantam and a hulk and tell me which one the Rokh is closer too while being significantly less likely to get suicide ganked.


I wont be out mining in a bantam while hulkageddon is on for best yield per cycle ore wise. (emphasize ore wise)

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

dethleffs
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2011-12-08 12:21:05 UTC
so your plan boils down to not mine during hulkageddon. You'll sure show us!
Russell Casey
Doomheim
#48 - 2011-12-08 12:24:28 UTC
Every year someone tries to organize the miners to "do something". And every year it fails. Why? Because the miners don't want to do something, that's why they're mining in the first place.
Tiger Would
Doomheim
#49 - 2011-12-08 12:24:43 UTC
dethleffs wrote:
so your plan boils down to not mine during hulkageddon. You'll sure show us!


Appearantly not, so i copied some more ideas below, also note im still hoping some other people have some great ideas aswell.
We might change plans to redicule on a daily basis if we have enough.


Copy summary:

Make it so that there will only be miners in Bantams for the full duration of hulkageddon by going out mining in a bantam atleast 30 minutes a day.

Dock up anything that is targeted by Hulkageddon for the full duration

Ideas that just came in:

Pretend to be a participant and by accident miss the exhumer and hit the participants (fly cheap and do say sorry for the full effect)

Pretend to be a participant and bump into them while they try to take someone down (fly cheap and do say sorry for the full affect)

Go out in fleets of bantams to mine the nulsec belts of the participants (leave implants at home)

Or go out in fleets of the cheapest Badgers you can find and act like bots to get a point across.

If you get caught, dont forget to point and laugh.

Above all, have fun with it.

EDIT: If you like this, please spread the word amongst those that do not read the forums.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#50 - 2011-12-08 12:26:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
Tiger Would wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Go check the yield on a rokh compared to a bantam and a hulk and tell me which one the Rokh is closer too while being significantly less likely to get suicide ganked.


I wont be out mining in a bantam while hulkageddon is on for best yield per cycle ore wise. (emphasize ore wise)

The fact remains that at a psychological level the event is going to make you consciously change your normal style of play through trepidation of being ganked.

Thus regardless of what you do the event will affect you and influencing people to change what they do in a game can be regarded as a measure of success.

Deep down you will be irritated that the actions of others means you feel inclined to play a game in a different way that what normally tickles your fancy.

Black Man with Goggles

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#51 - 2011-12-08 12:29:48 UTC
Russell Casey wrote:
Every year someone tries to organize the miners to "do something". And every year it fails. Why? Because the miners don't want to do something, that's why they're mining in the first place.


We love a good joke though and dont mind if pirates dont like that joke, we will laugh amongst ourselves.
While pointing at you ofcourse...

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#52 - 2011-12-08 12:32:23 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:
Lady Spank wrote:
Go check the yield on a rokh compared to a bantam and a hulk and tell me which one the Rokh is closer too while being significantly less likely to get suicide ganked.


I wont be out mining in a bantam while hulkageddon is on for best yield per cycle ore wise. (emphasize ore wise)

The fact remains that at a psychological level the event is going to make you consciously change your normal style of play through trepidation of being ganked.

Thus regardless of what you do the event will affect you and influencing people to change what they do in a game can be regarded as a measure of success.

Deep down you will be irritated that the actions of others means you feel inclined to play a game in a different way that what normally tickles your fancy.



It might work like that for you, for me a game is pixels and their to have fun with.
I love your tears by the way.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#53 - 2011-12-08 12:35:13 UTC
I don't think you really get who is the loser in this situation but if [email protected] I MIEN IN BANTAM makes you feel empowered then I guess I could treat you to some new crayons too.

Anyway it's obvious you are trolling because no one is that dim but have fun shiptoasting; it's obvious you aren't actually willing to do anything noteworthy.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#54 - 2011-12-08 12:38:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Lady Spank wrote:
I don't think you really get who is the loser in this situation but if [email protected] I MIEN IN BANTAM makes you feel empowered then I guess I could treat you to some new crayons too.

Anyway it's obvious you are trolling because no one is that dim but have fun shiptoasting; it's obvious you aren't actually willing to do anything noteworthy.

These tears are sufficient. *grinz*, you can hold on to your crayons.
I dont mind toasted bantams.

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#55 - 2011-12-08 12:55:40 UTC
The impending actions of others have fondled you into action and subsequently you have taken time out of your life to conjure this marvellous devious, scheming and cunning plan.

The fact remains that in a game you pay to play the actions of others are influencing you to change your play style.

The loss is yours.

You want to drink Wine but the threat of your humble mining vessel being violenced means you have to drink Water instead.

It is also moot to suggest explaining this to you is shedding tears.



Black Man with Goggles

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#56 - 2011-12-08 12:58:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Tiger Would
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
The impending actions of others have fondled you into action and subsequently you have taken time out of your life to conjure this marvellous devious, scheming and cunning plan.

The fact remains that in a game you pay to play the actions of others are influencing you to change your play style.

The loss is yours.

You want to drink Wine but the threat of your humble mining vessel being violenced means you have to drink Water instead.

It is also moot to suggest explaining this to you is shedding tears.





Me thinks i am influencing you to post in this thread. *grinz*

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

dethleffs
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2011-12-08 13:02:08 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
dethleffs wrote:
so your plan boils down to not mine during hulkageddon. You'll sure show us!


Appearantly not, so i copied some more ideas below, also note im still hoping some other people have some great ideas aswell.
We might change plans to redicule on a daily basis if we have enough.


Copy summary:

Make it so that there will only be miners in Bantams for the full duration of hulkageddon by going out mining in a bantam atleast 30 minutes a day.

Dock up anything that is targeted by Hulkageddon for the full duration

Ideas that just came in:

Pretend to be a participant and by accident miss the exhumer and hit the participants (fly cheap and do say sorry for the full effect)

Pretend to be a participant and bump into them while they try to take someone down (fly cheap and do say sorry for the full affect)

Go out in fleets of bantams to mine the nulsec belts of the participants (leave implants at home)

Or go out in fleets of the cheapest Badgers you can find and act like bots to get a point across.

If you get caught, dont forget to point and laugh.

Above all, have fun with it.

EDIT: If you like this, please spread the word amongst those that do not read the forums.


By these examples it shows you do not know how ganking works. There are certainly ways you can get back at gankers, but the above examples are certainly not it.

PS. i'm of course not telling any of the tricks you can **** us off with :)
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#58 - 2011-12-08 13:03:53 UTC
Tiger Would wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
The impending actions of others have fondled you into action and subsequently you have taken time out of your life to conjure this marvellous devious, scheming and cunning plan.

The fact remains that in a game you pay to play the actions of others are influencing you to change your play style.

The loss is yours.

You want to drink Wine but the threat of your humble mining vessel being violenced means you have to drink Water instead.

It is also moot to suggest explaining this to you is shedding tears.





Me thinks i am influencing you to post in this thread. *grinz*

I am using the ingame browser while I mine ice in high sec so I have plenty of time to type while I wait for the cycle to finish so no worries mate. *grinz*

Black Man with Goggles

Tiger Would
Doomheim
#59 - 2011-12-08 13:04:45 UTC
dethleffs wrote:
Tiger Would wrote:
dethleffs wrote:
so your plan boils down to not mine during hulkageddon. You'll sure show us!


Appearantly not, so i copied some more ideas below, also note im still hoping some other people have some great ideas aswell.
We might change plans to redicule on a daily basis if we have enough.


Copy summary:

Make it so that there will only be miners in Bantams for the full duration of hulkageddon by going out mining in a bantam atleast 30 minutes a day.

Dock up anything that is targeted by Hulkageddon for the full duration

Ideas that just came in:

Pretend to be a participant and by accident miss the exhumer and hit the participants (fly cheap and do say sorry for the full effect)

Pretend to be a participant and bump into them while they try to take someone down (fly cheap and do say sorry for the full affect)

Go out in fleets of bantams to mine the nulsec belts of the participants (leave implants at home)

Or go out in fleets of the cheapest Badgers you can find and act like bots to get a point across.

If you get caught, dont forget to point and laugh.

Above all, have fun with it.

EDIT: If you like this, please spread the word amongst those that do not read the forums.


By these examples it shows you do not know how ganking works. There are certainly ways you can get back at gankers, but the above examples are certainly not it.

PS. i'm of course not telling any of the tricks you can **** us off with :)




It seems to work just fine.
Big smile

Once you think you have it all, you have actually become ignorant towards everything else.

T. Would

dethleffs
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#60 - 2011-12-08 13:12:04 UTC
what works fine tiger? You think i'm raging at my computer right now? Because you're trolling me so hard and I can't cope with the thought of having only bantams to shoot in januari?

I'm just trying to get a point across - you won't affect Hulkageddon at all.
You know that, and respond with "I'm trolling u guise *grinz*"

facepalm.