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The story of broken mechanic and AG victory in Madirmilire

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Lady Areola Fappington
#61 - 2015-07-26 18:14:31 UTC
admiral root wrote:

No, he's right. CCP only call this brick outhouse a *brick* outhouse because it's made of bricks, not because it's actually a brick outhouse.



Carebears are weird. Only a carebear could sit back and say "Huh, this ship that falls under the "capital ships" tab in the market, that's built with capital ship components, that CCP SAYS is a capital ship obviously ISN'T a capital ship! In order to prove this fact I shall substitute my own definitions as to what a cap ship is."

Using this train of thought, all mining barges and exhumers are combat class battleships, because they can deploy full flights of light drones, much like other battleships in-game can do.

7.2 CAN I AVOID PVP COMPLETELY? No; there are no systems or locations in New Eden where PvP may be completely avoided. --Eve New Player Guide
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#62 - 2015-07-26 18:30:21 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
BotAspirant wrote:
If CCP gives you plate with sh** on it and calls it pizza. Are you going to eat it? Seems like you ppl would enjoy it and ask for another one.
Look into the construction process. Insulting people won't remove your ignorance.

Looking at the construction process, blackops battleships are capital ships… Blink

Yes, CCP calls freighters capships, but they share none of the characteristics that actually define and separate capships from other classes so it's a pretty questionable call.
Cristl
#63 - 2015-07-26 18:53:19 UTC
Kaarous Aldurald wrote:
Cristl wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
You were in a Freighter weren't you?

That's a capital ship.


Hmm...nope. People do argue what ships constitute capital vessels (often submarines start the argument) but they are always combat vessels. What are you basing this on, Eve's construction requirements?


Entirely wrong. You're confusing "capital ship" with "ship of the line".


The phrases you have quoted refer to things that have never existed in the same time frame. Not by more than a century.
Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#64 - 2015-07-26 19:09:57 UTC
AG Victory?

Let's put it this way - after cargo/ship scan of you, goonie decided to play cat with mouse game and nothing else.

At least thanks for your time spent typing all this cool story. Would like to ask you same ammount of time on typing next cool story about fail AG.

Thx.

"The message is that there are known knowns. There are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say there are things that we now know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know" - CCP
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#65 - 2015-07-26 22:24:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Orca Platypus
Ima Wreckyou wrote:
Calm down miner! No need to get rude and all personal over this obviously fabricated AG success story. Just stay relaxed and make sure you have a valid mining permit.

So it really is butthurt, and it intensifies. Obviously dumb gankers failed easiest possible gank and now they call it fabricated despite the proofpics. Oh, the salt...

Tiddle Jr wrote:
AG Victory?

Let's put it this way - after cargo/ship scan of you, goonie decided to play cat with mouse game and nothing else.

At least thanks for your time spent typing all this cool story. Would like to ask you same ammount of time on typing next cool story about fail AG.

Thx.

Oh cmon, it's obviously not "AG Victory".
What saved him is that average ganker IQ happens to be slightly below Hammerhead I.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#66 - 2015-07-26 23:39:57 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Yes, CCP calls freighters capships, but they share none of the characteristics that actually define and separate capships from other classes so it's a pretty questionable call.
Hit points
Size
Cargo Hold
Slow warp / align

Certainly more similar to a capital than a frigate.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
#67 - 2015-07-26 23:42:27 UTC
Tiddle Jr wrote:
AG Victory?

Let's put it this way - after cargo/ship scan of you, goonie decided to play cat with mouse game and nothing else.

At least thanks for your time spent typing all this cool story. Would like to ask you same ammount of time on typing next cool story about fail AG.

Thx.

They wasted a 40 man cat fleet in that game then. I know - I was doing the repping.

I am a pod pilot: http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg

CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#68 - 2015-07-26 23:46:30 UTC
Cristl wrote:

The phrases you have quoted refer to things that have never existed in the same time frame. Not by more than a century.


And? This is a space game, after all.

His claim was that anything categorized as a "capital ship" is by definition a combat ship, meaning that freighters should not qualify as capital ships.

He's wrong, and I illustrated that using a relatively dated naval term, yes.

So what?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Daerrol
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#69 - 2015-07-27 00:42:54 UTC
Freighter use Advanced Spaceship command therefore they are caps. Easy.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#70 - 2015-07-27 00:47:59 UTC
Daerrol wrote:
Freighter use Advanced Spaceship command therefore they are caps. Easy.


Even easier.

What market tab are they under?

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Valenthe de Celine
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#71 - 2015-07-27 00:57:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Valenthe de Celine
BotAspirant wrote:
If CCP gives you plate with sh** on it and calls it pizza. Are you going to eat it? Seems like you ppl would enjoy it and ask for another one.

You know, that isn't fresh milk you're layering across that paste of fermented, mutilated wheat embryos. And I bet you think pepperoni tastes like that 'cause it's fresh as the day it was cleaved from an animal and jammed in a meat grinder. Food involves plenty of other things eating it or just partially digesting it before we get there and none of it is without gristly detail and parts of animals we're usually telling ourselves that the meat packing industry just doesn't use. I betcha don't like beer, either, right?

Wake up call for you, I guess? Or some of us call it dinner.
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#72 - 2015-07-27 00:59:43 UTC
Valenthe de Celine wrote:
BotAspirant wrote:
If CCP gives you plate with sh** on it and calls it pizza. Are you going to eat it? Seems like you ppl would enjoy it and ask for another one.

You know, that isn't fresh milk you're layering across that paste of fermented, mutilated wheat embryos. And I bet you think pepperoni tastes like that 'cause it's fresh as the day it was cleaved from an animal and jammed in a meat grinder. Food involves plenty of other things eating it or just lartially digesting it before we get there and none of it is without gristly detail and parts of animals we're usually telling ourselves that the meat packing industry just doesn't use. I betcha don't like beer, either, right?

Wake up call for you, I guess? Or some of us call it dinner.


I have one word for you.

Castoreum.

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#73 - 2015-07-27 02:24:44 UTC
An Machariel?

I got that far before my jaw literally dropped and I tried to facepalm but I accidentally drooled on my hand from the dumb that hit me.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#74 - 2015-07-27 02:27:14 UTC
BotAspirant wrote:
@Jeak I dont see how bumping me for over an hour and then failing to kill me is success.


I am not surprised that you can only consider yourself and what happens to you in the big picture. Not surprised at all.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#75 - 2015-07-27 02:57:06 UTC
Remiel Pollard wrote:
BotAspirant wrote:
@Jeak I dont see how bumping me for over an hour and then failing to kill me is success.


I am not surprised that you can only consider yourself and what happens to you in the big picture. Not surprised at all.


Ah, the wonderful example of spaceship lawyering, so full of tasty salty tears.
"We have failed pathetically, but that doesn't matter, we win in the long run (until ganking starts requiring at least mosquito IQ to pull off, then we declare our victory and disband in search of next cretin-proof activity)".
Chopper Rollins
hahahlolspycorp
#76 - 2015-07-27 03:41:36 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
This is entertaining but I do wonder why nobody has picked up on the OPs name.


Last line of my page one post.



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#77 - 2015-07-27 04:44:53 UTC
If you pay $15 a month to mine and fly a frieghter across space you need help. You are a total loser and pretty worthless.
There seriously is something wrong with you. This is a video game. Like remember Mario and Zelda and Madden and Metal Gear Solid and Call of Duty and Syphon Filter. Freaking video games

If you think its fun to pay 15$ a month to relax and mine and watch some arbitrary number in your wallet increase little by little.
Go watch paint dry. Go sit at a mall and people watch. Go watch tv or youtube (oh wait you guys already watch youtube instead of mining cuz its so boring) go outside. Go google something. Read a book. Cook some food. Do ANYTHING ELSE IN THE FREAKING WORLD EVEN GOING TO DENTIST and i promise you will have more fun and more enjoyment and mpre relaxing that freaking mining in eve or hauling freighters.

Holy hell dudes you even admit this crap is so boring you need to afk haul or alt tab to netfix while you do these activities. Stop doing them LOL

God miners are such idiot ignorant losers.

Get a life DWEEBS
Orca Platypus
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#78 - 2015-07-27 05:18:43 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
If you pay $15 a month to mine and fly a frieghter across space you need help. You are a total loser and pretty worthless.
There seriously is something wrong with you. This is a video game. Like remember Mario and Zelda and Madden and Metal Gear Solid and Call of Duty and Syphon Filter. Freaking video games

If you think its fun to pay 15$ a month to relax and mine and watch some arbitrary number in your wallet increase little by little.
Go watch paint dry. Go sit at a mall and people watch. Go watch tv or youtube (oh wait you guys already watch youtube instead of mining cuz its so boring) go outside. Go google something. Read a book. Cook some food. Do ANYTHING ELSE IN THE FREAKING WORLD EVEN GOING TO DENTIST and i promise you will have more fun and more enjoyment and mpre relaxing that freaking mining in eve or hauling freighters.

Holy hell dudes you even admit this crap is so boring you need to afk haul or alt tab to netfix while you do these activities. Stop doing them LOL

God miners are such idiot ignorant losers.

Get a life DWEEBS


Why so butthurt?
I mean you're literally "HOW DARE SOMEBODY PAY $15 A MONTH TO DO WHAT THEY WANT" and "EVERYBODY WHO ISNT A KEWL KID LIKE ME MUST BE A SICKO".

I can assure you of many things:
1) Mining is a means, not a goal.
2) It does not increase wallet, until you reprocess (which Crius turned into quite an adventure), haul (which includes run-in with mosquito-IQ individuals), and sell (which is also trickier business than damping to a sell order like every impatient restless insecure person like you would ever imagine).
3) Mostly it doesn't go like that, you mine to build stuff. No build = no pew. There is no Jita in nullsec, you build your own stuff. Unless, of course, you want to bust your ass driving a freighter down to Jita to have a run-in with mosquito-IQ individuals. Mining and building is simply faster and less of a hassle than a shopping tour.
4) In a fleet mining rocks go down every second, cargoholds fill fast, boosted fleets excavate at crazy frog speed, you don't have a moment to rest, not to mention alt-tabbing and netflix stuff.
5) Ignorant loser is the guy who claims his fun is The Only True Fun, builds a shrine to it between his eyebrows, and considers everyone who doesn't worship it a loser. In other words, you.
6) Watching wallet increase is called ratting. It's what your alliance tried to do before getting its butt kicked repeatedly. Talking about losers is something a BRAVE really shouldn't do without at least some reflection.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#79 - 2015-07-27 05:23:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
A kinda harsh and not worth repeating post
Now, now CAM, deep breaths P

There's nothing wrong with hauling or mining as activities, they are a necessary element of Eve; not everybody enjoys doing the same stuff.

I get that people do these activities to relax although doing anything afk is a dumb idea in a game where crime is an everyday occurrence and where warfare declared, or otherwise manifested through crime is a fact of life . People need to be aware that in Eve they alone are responsible for their own safety; and that explosions in Eve are like kittens, they can happen to anyone.

In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

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Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#80 - 2015-07-27 05:26:20 UTC
Dude you cant figure out how to web a ship into warp lol.

Freaking several gankers even explain the process and gave you hints and tips cuz they knew that stupid bears either wouldnt put for the effort of practicing it or just wouldnt understand it.

Lol Seriously lear2web2instawarp then talk some trash.

Go practice station to station first (Ps ENSURE BOTH STATIONS ARE IN SAME SYSTEM WHEN YOU ARE PRACTICING WEB-INSTA-WARPS) lol its sad i had to point that out but i know how you ignorant bears are