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BRUTOR BIKE CO. WE SELL BIKES!
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Kri Matar
Heretic Army
Sedition.
#1 - 2011-12-08 02:21:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Kri Matar
We SELL Bikes!

Our Bike are 100% Guaranteed, NEVER USED, WE PROMISE!

Sorry, cash only, NO RETURNS!

- 100% NO MONEY BACK GUARUNTEE

Currently seeking bike salesman and repo men, only two name characters welcome, one name characters not trusted in the sales force, sorry.

Doughboys.
Jones Bones
Heretic Army
Sedition.
#2 - 2011-12-11 16:17:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Jones Bones
Do you have a go getter attitude?
Do you have previous bike sales experience?

Come on down to the Brutor Bike Co. One sit down with our staff is 100% guaranteed enjoyment!
Kri Matar
Heretic Army
Sedition.
#3 - 2011-12-12 00:46:21 UTC
Not many times in this life time will you get that chance for a 100% satisfaction gauruntee...

Bring your trade-ins*, it's time to jump in that brand new 100% never used shiny NEW bike!

*trade-in value will be 100% lower than you'd expect.

Doughboys.
Kri Matar
Heretic Army
Sedition.
#4 - 2012-01-13 01:43:49 UTC
Brand new shipment of the latest bikes from the Minmatar Republic just came in today, special made for BRUTORS!

Don't miss out!

Doughboys.
Lord Beaumont
Brutal Deliverance
#5 - 2012-01-13 14:28:32 UTC
Guys I think you're in the wrong game or forum...

There aren't any bikes in eve.

What is the point of your topic by the way?

Might i suggest if you're trying to recruit some players that you give some information on what the **** you do. You might get some responses then.
Galatica789
Victory or Whatever
Nourv Gate Security Commission
#6 - 2012-01-13 14:50:12 UTC
Down the Japanese Street Bikes, Burn them all
Kri Matar
Heretic Army
Sedition.
#7 - 2012-01-13 15:35:13 UTC
Lord Beaumont wrote:
Guys I think you're in the wrong game or forum...

There aren't any bikes in eve.

What is the point of your topic by the way?

Might i suggest if you're trying to recruit some players that you give some information on what the **** you do. You might get some responses then.


Nonsense!

We have a large selection of brand new bikes fresh from the dealers. Visit us in amamake ii - heretic distribution warehouse for an excellent 1 on 1 sales experience that will leave a smile on your face.

Visit us online!

Doughboys.
Korg Tronix
Mole Station Nursery
#8 - 2012-01-13 22:09:29 UTC
Lord Beaumont wrote:
Guys I think you're in the wrong game or forum...

There aren't any bikes in eve.

What is the point of your topic by the way?

Might i suggest if you're trying to recruit some players that you give some information on what the **** you do. You might get some responses then.


Me thinks he didn't get the point of the bike pitch you were selling

Evil: If I were creating the world I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, Day One! [zaps one of his minions accidentally, minion screams]
Ikoras
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-01-14 00:23:59 UTC
Korg Tronix wrote:
Lord Beaumont wrote:
Guys I think you're in the wrong game or forum...

There aren't any bikes in eve.

What is the point of your topic by the way?

Might i suggest if you're trying to recruit some players that you give some information on what the **** you do. You might get some responses then.


Me thinks he didn't get the point of the bike pitch you were selling


Ya some people aren't the sharpest knife in the draw.


Or maybe he already bought a bike and wasn't satisfied enough