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Pickup (line) the avatar above you

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Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#1 - 2015-07-21 01:24:34 UTC
If you met the avatar above you in a bar, or anywhere for that matter, what would your pickup line be?

GO!

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#2 - 2015-07-21 02:41:26 UTC
3-3/4 6×49 Seale Warrington Seale steel rope with a limit of 581 metric tons.
Always, the right tool for the job.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Falken Falcon
#3 - 2015-07-21 05:21:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Falken Falcon
Would you like to go to a barren planet and repopulate it? We don't have to do it in that order

Aye, Sea Turtles

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2015-07-21 09:57:39 UTC
LordOdysseus
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#5 - 2015-07-21 14:27:35 UTC
Your tag is showing,it says: "Made in heaven".

(How different is this than the "compliment the poster above you" thread btw?)
Lan Wang
Princess Aiko Hold My Hand
Safety. Net
#6 - 2015-07-21 14:36:17 UTC
sometimes when im alone i like to curl up in a corner and pretend im a potato, would you join me and we can pretend to be 2 potato?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Jenshae Chiroptera
#7 - 2015-07-21 15:33:24 UTC
Does this smell of chloroform?

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#8 - 2015-07-21 18:58:31 UTC
Have you been to the dark side? No? You should come with me to the dark side sometime...

It's dark...

Very dark...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#9 - 2015-07-21 19:11:30 UTC
show us yer **** ! Big smile

its a timeless classic that always works Big smile
Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#10 - 2015-07-27 23:30:10 UTC
Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away.

So is that one. Lol

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-07-28 03:47:10 UTC
Hi.

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!

RoAnnon
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-07-28 14:52:20 UTC
You must be totally exhausted, you've been running through my thoughts all day.

So, you're a bounty hunter. No, that ain't it at all. Then what are you? I'm a bounty hunter.

Broadcast4Reps

Eve Vegas 2015 Pub Crawl Group 9

Houston EVE Meet

Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2015-07-29 10:45:54 UTC
I'm lowering my shields and spreading my nacelles to make room for your craft.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#14 - 2015-07-29 13:28:24 UTC
I know exactly what kind of man you need. Come with me, here, here...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch And Tea.
#15 - 2015-07-29 18:13:54 UTC
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Marsha Mallow
#16 - 2015-07-29 18:47:00 UTC
Get yer coat.

*notices is already wearing

OK, get my coat.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#17 - 2015-07-29 22:07:02 UTC
My panties are so wet I could drown a toddler. Can you pay my rent this month?

Bring your possibles.

Marsha Mallow
#18 - 2015-07-29 22:12:02 UTC
Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:
My panties are so wet I could drown a toddler. Can you pay my rent this month?

I think I've done you already, but we can try it again I suppose. This is your last chance though, so make an effort.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Khaleesi Hekki
#19 - 2015-07-30 02:05:14 UTC
Worst......pickup....lines.......EVER!

The girl with the Caldari tattoo......

Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#20 - 2015-07-30 04:16:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Webvan
Hey baby, I got an extra helmet (stupid helmet law), and my motorcycle really vibrates! Cool
oops, popped first like, you'll never be the same after a ride with me Big smile
Bikers do it bettah.

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

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