These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE General Discussion

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

First post First post First post
Author
Umbari Kado
THE RABID RABBITS
#921 - 2015-07-15 15:17:44 UTC
Helzrazor Merkur wrote:
Umbari Kado wrote:
OK, time to provide some food for thought:

Suppose there is an ant at each vertex of a triangle and the three ants simultaneously crawl along a side to the next vertex. The probability that no two ants will encounter one another is 2/8, since the only two cases in which no encounter occurs are when the ants all go left (clockwise) -- LLL -- or all go right (counterclockwise) -- RRR. In the six other cases -- RRL, RLR, RLL, LLR, LRL, and LRR -- there will be an encounter.

Now - what is the probability of no encounter for dodecahedron ?






Also: If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a one legged monkey to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?


That was a serious question :) From Titan test...
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
Nornir Empire
#922 - 2015-07-15 15:17:47 UTC
xion cyrus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#923 - 2015-07-15 15:17:52 UTC
this is what you get when you abuse your lover, they leave you and take all your stuff, quit whining and just show eve how much you lover her and she'll forgive you and you might just get they key scratch out of the side of your ship with new

Shipwow

tired of all them nasty scratches and buffs from combat Shipwow will get it out just 5 payments of 100mil isk and its yours




*disclaimer * does not work on rust buckets like winmatar ships
Zero Eclipse
Doomheim
#924 - 2015-07-15 15:17:57 UTC
Starbuck05 wrote:
I would immagine after 12 years of running this game they would have the necesary experience to fix these issues .. faster ..


just sayin ..


They have 12 years of added-on code to complicate everything.
Gavriel P Polux
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#925 - 2015-07-15 15:17:59 UTC
Huh. Good thing I'm still at work and that today is not a day off... Keeping my fingers crossed for a successful restart.
Count Freyr
LonelySparrow
#926 - 2015-07-15 15:18:06 UTC
CCP have you tried to select the FozzieSov program and hit the uninstall button ?
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#927 - 2015-07-15 15:18:16 UTC
Kasi Briccius wrote:
OK, so, I'm going to try outside, I think the door will open. I will let you all know how it turns out, if the air is good for consumption or not. If I don't make it you all can haz my stuffs.


Goodbye! we'll always have Paris!

err... the forums.. whatever >.>
Takashi Okamura
HIgh Sec Care Bears
Brothers of Tangra
#928 - 2015-07-15 15:18:22 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
Steijn wrote:
another clusterf**k.


Quite literally.

We're working on it! Big smile



Don't you guys keep a high level 2 security Undo button under a wee locked plastic sealed box???

Could be time to use that protocall!! LoL PPP
Risa Silver
Stellar Evolution Inc.
#929 - 2015-07-15 15:18:39 UTC
Naubudis wrote:
Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Blink


Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!


hlp neeDz to go t te hozpitalz aa
DeadDuck
Hostile.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
#930 - 2015-07-15 15:18:40 UTC
Everett Rockefeller wrote:
I swear I can see the server being offline a few days unless they pay big bucks to professionals to fix it.



Yeah EVE is one of the few games where towsand of people can play at the same time (since 2003)... I'm sure it's being run by amateurs all this time...Roll
Big Lynx
#931 - 2015-07-15 15:18:48 UTC
SERVERS UP!!!
Britilio Sandaris
Manic Miners Corporation
#932 - 2015-07-15 15:18:51 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:
Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....


IKR?
Less whining and more drinking... cause nothing says "classy" like crying into your beer =D


Yup, let's just all chill out and let CCP get the servers working.


It happens, it'll get fixed :D
Malros Skalmeye
Skalmeye
#933 - 2015-07-15 15:18:53 UTC
CCP Falcon wrote:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2P4UoRb.gif[/img]

Hey guys,

As you’re all aware, Tranquility is still offline after today’s scheduled daily downtime.

This is due to an issue with a code deployment today while patching for a few fixes in EVE Online. The issue caused the cluster to fail to start up correctly, and as such, Tranquility is currently unavailable for play for both EVE and DUST.

Our operations and development team are working on this issue as we speak, and we’re hoping to have Tranquility back online for you guys as soon as possible.

Right now, we don’t have an ETA for when the cluster will be back online and accepting connections, but we’ll keep you updated in this thread.

Cheers,

- F

UPDATES:

13:00 UTC - AFTER SEVERAL FAILED STARTUPS, WE ARE CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING A STARTUP ISSUE
13:30 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING - NO FURTHER ETA ON UPTIME FOR TRANQUILITY
13:37 UTC - STARTUP FAILED AGAIN - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING
14:00 UTC - INVESTIGATION IS STILL ONGOING
14:30 UTC - WE ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF REBOOTING AFTER FAULTFINDING AND CHANGES
15:00 UTC - FURTHER ATTEMPTS TO START UP HAVE FAILED - INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING

Is that a flame grilled burger your looking at? I'm getting hungry here in France :-)
Drabbin Mishi
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#934 - 2015-07-15 15:18:54 UTC
Gavriel P Polux wrote:
Huh. Good thing I'm still at work and that today is not a day off... Keeping my fingers crossed for a successful restart.


My thoughts exactly - glad I'm at work!
Lemon Verbena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#935 - 2015-07-15 15:19:04 UTC
Naubudis wrote:
Timomantis Nabali wrote:
Stvndog wrote:
Drinking game is, eveytime someone blames CCP Fozzie in this thread you have to take a shot


Every time someone asks for compensation.... take a shot! Blink


Another shot! 'hick' We're a;; abot tu bee shlammered!



TY for playing <3
Buck Tudd Russell
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#936 - 2015-07-15 15:19:09 UTC
Ouch CCP, right in the ISK per Hour
UghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUghUgh
Drathel
Negative-Impact
Templis CALSF
#937 - 2015-07-15 15:19:14 UTC
Xenia Ilchenka wrote:
Bodewhin Schwarz wrote:
Jesus, when did the eve community turn into a bunch of idiots begging for free **** just because the server is down for a few hours....


Its not free. It costs money. Give me money back, or give me free sht


My calculations say that you're in need of a $0.10245901 refund for the five hours of extended downtime. Would you like this back on your credit card?
Enslaved Mistress
The Destiny Logistics.
#938 - 2015-07-15 15:19:25 UTC
Two bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood.

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I`ll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!"

Other bat says, "I didn't."
Tick Dracy
Doomheim
#939 - 2015-07-15 15:19:31 UTC
time to call it a day and call in CCP FIXIT
Bester Lamont
Second Suns Inc
#940 - 2015-07-15 15:19:32 UTC
If I messed around for 3 1/2 hours trying to reboot into an update that's obviously borked instead of rolling back to previous version, I'd be cleaning out my desk.