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Unscheduled Downtime Extension – July 15, 2015

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Bronopoly Crushingit
Dixon Cox Butte Preservation Society
United Federation of Conifers
#3001 - 2015-07-15 18:54:56 UTC
Alicia Star-Runner wrote:
freddy115 wrote:
This is getting utterly ridiculous.

I am actually agree with this statement. It has been six hours of them working on it. I understand sometimes things get ******, I get it. I understand they are trying to bring more to the game, I understand that as well... The issue is that it has been six hours without so much as a "Hey, yeah... We ****** up... Here is something to quell your rioting in the forums."

Not like it is all that hard to give us all something to cover at least 2 hours of the down time...

ikr? I don't know what to do now that my life simulator is broken.
James Vayne
Section 9 SFU
#3002 - 2015-07-15 18:54:59 UTC
ADM Andria Ravencroft wrote:
Here is the best Idea ever.

Roll the server back to the original state it was in before you tried to implement your patch today.

Fix the new patch on your Dev server and when its 100% then and only then launch it to the public.

Thus we get to play, and you get to work and everyone is 100% Happy Happy Happy!

Rollback isn't a silver bullet. Also, the fault may not lie in the area of the server that has anything to do with the patch.
Slowdive Aideron
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3003 - 2015-07-15 18:55:07 UTC
Stop bitching about DT. These things happen. CCP if you need any help just holla, 50% of the players work in ITShocked
Luca Oskold
Thetan Operations
Goonswarm Federation
#3004 - 2015-07-15 18:55:09 UTC
Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch.
Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
#3005 - 2015-07-15 18:55:21 UTC
Q. What did the leper say to the prostitute?

A. Keep the tip

but what would I know, I'm just a salvager

Christo World
#3006 - 2015-07-15 18:55:22 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Christo World wrote:
herpy derp derp derp

Take a drink every time Christo posts this. Also, guessing game, how many times will they have posted that before the servers are back up and running?

I only have one beer left!

Derpy Herp derp? derp derp
Leo Augustus
Rolex Classic
#3007 - 2015-07-15 18:55:26 UTC
Let us all take this time to discuss the utter sexism and misogyny that's so pervasive in this game.

Just the other day in a mission I rescued a "Damsel" only to find her categorized as "Livestock."

This raises serious moral questions in my mind...

1) Have we made so little progress as a society that we continue to callously treat women as objects?
2) Was this an oversight, or an intentional "funny"?

If it is, in fact, intentional, I'd like to know
1) Why am I wasting my time rescuing a "Damsel" so fat and ugly she can be mistaken for a cow
2) If she really is smokingly hot, why are there no pictures of her and what prevents me from not returning her to the agent and pimping her myself?
Datu Agimat
Crystal Millennium
#3008 - 2015-07-15 18:55:33 UTC
Enslaved Mistress wrote:
A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider.

"Why do you want a glass of cider?" the teacher asks.

"To take away the pain," sobs the little girl.

"What do you mean?" the teacher asks.

"Well," sobs the little girl. "I overheard my big sister say that whenever she has a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider."

I lol'd
Rhalina Sedai
#3009 - 2015-07-15 18:55:34 UTC
MICROSOFT= Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers Big smile

FSOP (Free Systems of Panorad)

Goonswarm Federation
#3010 - 2015-07-15 18:55:37 UTC
Vox Anon wrote:
NightmareX wrote:
50 more pages to go before we are at 200 pages. WE CAN DO IT.

2.78 hours left...

ana langel
State War Academy
Caldari State
#3011 - 2015-07-15 18:55:43 UTC
Im having mor fun whit this forum tread that whit the game lol, aslo i can only imagine islandic folks outside ccp HQ manifesting whit things like: give us eve online back , ccp get youre **** together , fozzie for mayor , ccp seagull we love you do something! , do it or the viking gets it! Lol
Victor Sane
A-1 Industrial and Salvage
#3012 - 2015-07-15 18:55:44 UTC
Ygaff Desfois wrote:
Too bad, just updated Sisi and it's down too Evil

Rofl what did you expect :D
Pegasus Heluene
Freelancers of EVE
#3013 - 2015-07-15 18:55:50 UTC
KntEagle wrote:
MortarJim wrote:
damn need to start a new drinking game nowIdea

I think CCP has already been drinking

By this time the Liquor store is out of LIQUORUgh
DJ Dunewolf
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3014 - 2015-07-15 18:55:54 UTC
Put that ass to work, and Jiggle it, wiggle it to the tunes that im playing on

Now taking requests via IRC at channel #eve-radio
Or use this

Yes.. its true.. im doing another 3hrs.. 5+3=8hour SHOW!

Ohh damn.. DJ gone crazy

Nathan Swales
HIVE Corporation
#3015 - 2015-07-15 18:56:09 UTC
Drider Deluxe
#3016 - 2015-07-15 18:56:10 UTC
Have you checked the boot.ini
Sky Marshal
Core Industry.
#3017 - 2015-07-15 18:56:13 UTC

So it seems that CCP nerfed the server. Logical, as they nerfed nearly everything in the game then only the servers remained untouched. They couldn't nerf anything else than that.
Liam Oliphants
#3018 - 2015-07-15 18:56:22 UTC
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Liam Oliphants wrote:
Lemon Verbena wrote:
Xenuria wrote:
You could have prevented this! You didn't listen!

Liam for CSM XI!

I'm telling you my fetch quest for the Dwarf Repairman will solve everything.

A vote For Liam is a vote for a "NEW" CSM.. there will be drawven repairmen/Women/Persons... and cake!

And if he wins i get a free Unicorn :)

I don't remember making those promises... The cake IS a lie you know. Wait... um... YES! UNICORN FOR LEMON!
Small Grey
Goonswarm Federation
#3019 - 2015-07-15 18:56:23 UTC
Luca Oskold wrote:
Please tell me you took a backup before applying the patch.

And have they never heard of a roll-back?

Deployment 101......

Kairos Antilles
#3020 - 2015-07-15 18:56:32 UTC
Trademaster Rob wrote:
This coming from a pogrammer

Is your code riddled with misspellings? P