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Unsuccessful At Everything

The Troll Bridge

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#1 - 2015-07-13 18:41:51 UTC | Edited by: Unsuccessful At Everything

Capsuleers, CCP Community Team and ISD overlords, lend me your ears.. err... eyes!

Today, we stand upon the precipice as a storm gathers on the horizon.

Tomorrow, CCP will beat upon the greatest hive of entitlement since the infamous industry changes of Crius! Tomorrow, CCP will be releasing the next major phase of Fozziesov! As always, there are masses who have cared not to read the numerous blogs, who have chosen not to be informed of the changes, who have chosen to willfully be.. not the brightest knives in the crayon shed. Their armies gather, and soon, they will swarm our battlements! Prepare yourselves.. whine threads are coming!

The GD militia's numbers have been reduced in the past year, but our remaining members are as strong and steadfast as ever!
The ISD's numbers have also dwindled, but they remain stoically resolute!
The CCP Community team.. well.. they.. um.. Im sure we can count on Falcon... Maybe.

Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor.

I will do my part. For starting tomorrow, we will learn not about the Platypus.. but... the majestic as **** swashbuckler of the sea NARWHAL!!!!

So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums!

Sorry, reddit is on its own.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

PIE Inc. Khimi Harar 717
Arline Kley PIE Inc. Khimi Harar Likes received: 717	#2 - 2015-07-13 18:46:08 UTC 6 To quote a certain forum dweller, and to appease the forum gods: May one acquire your personal effects, since their value to yourself is now neglible? "For it was said they had become like those peculiar demons, which dwell in matter but in whom no light may be found." - Father Grigori, Ravens 3:57

Dark Praetorian Order 94
Baljos Arnjak Dark Praetorian Order Likes received: 94	#3 - 2015-07-13 18:51:47 UTC 1 I endorse this product and/or service =) Steps to a good forum: 1. Entitled geek complains 2. UAE speaks wisdom and truth 3. PROFIT! (no question marks necessary)

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stoicfaux Likes received: 6,283	#4 - 2015-07-13 18:55:02 UTC 1 imfamous -> infamous Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Aliastra Gallente Federation 1,101
Angelica Dreamstar Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 1,101	#5 - 2015-07-13 18:59:07 UTC \| Edited by: Angelica Dreamstar 1 Yes, you're the Mittani. Anyhow I would have a few hints for a better, more impression making layout for your message. bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source) -- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Doomheim 296
Zealous Miner Doomheim Likes received: 296	#6 - 2015-07-13 19:00:21 UTC 6 You have my water-proof keyboard, Commander. Bring on the tear storm! Fedo. Fedo? Fedo!


Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#7 - 2015-07-13 19:01:45 UTC 2 stoicfaux wrote: imfamous -> infamous I was hoping to have your axe, but ill accept your critique of my spelling! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*


Angelica Dreamstar Aliastra Gallente Federation Likes received: 1,101	#8 - 2015-07-13 19:03:21 UTC 1 Oh ... I forgot. YOU HAVE MY BOOBEES! bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source) -- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

stoicfaux

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#9 - 2015-07-13 19:04:58 UTC

Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow.

tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow. Cry

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

State War Academy Caldari State 3,464
Frostys Virpio State War Academy Caldari State Likes received: 3,464	#10 - 2015-07-13 19:06:27 UTC 1 Angelica Dreamstar wrote: Yes, you're the Mittani. Anyhow I would have a few hints for a better, more impression making layout for your message. No tilde so it can't be mittens. Angelica Dreamstar wrote: Oh ... I forgot. YOU HAVE MY BOOBEES! The new SOV index need a boobees value.

Frostys Virpio

State War Academy

Caldari State

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#11 - 2015-07-13 19:07:19 UTC

stoicfaux wrote:

Remember the supercarrier FB scan res nerf thread? It was a smaller population than people who live in SOV so yeah...

stoicfaux

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#12 - 2015-07-13 19:08:52 UTC

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

stoicfaux wrote:

imfamous -> infamous

I was hoping to have your axe, but ill accept your critique of my spelling!

You used 'stoic' correctly in a sentence. I will most certainly temporarily stop grinding my axe on the "missile balance pass/nerf/w.t.f!?!" to defend GD.

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

Weaponised Vegemite Flying Dangerous 47,807
Scipio Artelius Weaponised Vegemite Flying Dangerous Likes received: 47,807	#13 - 2015-07-13 19:28:37 UTC 5 I hope it's as epic as I hope. That doesn't make much sense. I'm just getting a start on the nonsense to come over the next couple of days. Popcorn at the ready.

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Paranoid Loyd Likes received: 10,020	#14 - 2015-07-13 19:35:48 UTC 9 Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking! "There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix Fix the Prospect!

Algarion Getz

Aideron Corp

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#15 - 2015-07-13 19:36:02 UTC

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor.
[...]

You forgot the airhorns. When servers go live after patching, the sound of airhorns should be everywhere. THOUSANDS OF AIRHORNS.
(You know, like in the MLG montages when something big happens.)


Unsuccessful At Everything The Troll Bridge Likes received: 23,523	#16 - 2015-07-13 19:41:28 UTC 3 Paranoid Loyd wrote: Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking! The steam modding community has got your back! *Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?*

stoicfaux

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#17 - 2015-07-13 19:51:39 UTC

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links!

DevBlog links plus a few others.

Feel free to include these links in "How could you not know? This was announced months ago! Even the Narwhals knew about it!" type rebuttals to those claiming this was a complete surprise.

If you lack imagination, feel free to use this verbiage to lead off with:
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning dev blogs and patch notes have been on display at your local EVE website on the internet for five of your Earth months, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now… What do you mean you’ve never been to the EVE Forums? Oh, for heaven’s sake, capsuleer, it’s only one EVE Launcher away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the FozzieSov beams.

DevBlogs:
POLITICS BY OTHER MEANS: SOVEREIGNTY PHASE TWO 2015-03-03 16:09 By CCP Fozzie
SUMMER 2015 NULLSEC AND SOV STATUS REPORT 2015-05-07 15:33 By CCP Fozzie Also available in Russian, German, and French
NEW DETAILS ON JULY SOVEREIGNTY RELEASE SCHEDULE 2015-06-01 18:11 By CCP Fozzie
Summer of Sov - Transition and Deployment 2015-07-07 15:19 By CCP Fozzie Also availble in French, German, and Russian
Summer of Sov - Nullsec PVE and Upgrades 2015-07-08 15:00 By CCP Fozzie Also available in German
Final blog summarizing the new capture system in one place. TDB

Test Threads
Aegis Sov Changes Feedback Thread 2015-07-09 17:16:36 UTC by CCP Goliath
[Duality] Sovereignty Playtest Competition 2015-06-15 19:14:50 UTC by CCP Fozzie

Path Notes
Patch notes for Aegis Sovereignty 2015-07-13 17:06

Eve Online Newsletter that you should have received in email
The latest news on Drifters, Sovereignty and the new Destroyer

TMC
COPING WITH THE EFFECTS OF AEGIS by Talvorian Dex 2015-07-11 05:30
AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY PATCH NOTES by Anehii 2015-07-10 16:43
CCP'S SUMMER OF SOV DEVBLOGS by Worldshatter 2015-07-08 17:44

EveNews24
DEV POST: PATCH NOTES FOR AEGIS SOVEREIGNTY By Eve Online | Jul 10th 2015 8:23PM
DEV BLOG: (SUMMER OF SOV) – NULLSEC PVE AND UPGRADES By Eve Online | Jul 8th 2015 4:08PM

The Scope:
Using Entosis Link on Jove Observatories - EVE Online
Eve Online - The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed
The Scope - New Entosis Link capabilities revealed

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

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Marsha Mallow Likes received: 2,961	#18 - 2015-07-13 19:57:36 UTC 5 Ready Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room: Sweets > U can dd my face any day

Angelica Dreamstar

Aliastra

Gallente Federation

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#19 - 2015-07-13 20:11:42 UTC

Instead of writing any of this, simply LINK to his post using https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=5884378#post5884378 !

Of all things you can do, NOT talking to them will drive them mad the most!

stoicfaux wrote:

Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links!

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

stoicfaux

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#20 - 2015-07-13 20:14:53 UTC | Edited by: stoicfaux

Marsha Mallow wrote:

Ready

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.

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