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[AGS] Anti-Gank-Services
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Fonulique Arthie
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-07-06 13:57:09 UTC
Anti-Gank-Services

My name is Fonulique Arthie. I found a way to annoy suicide ganker: I undock from various tradehubs in tanked T1-Hauler. Ships of my choice are

  • Bestower,
  • Tayra,
  • Mammoth,
  • Iteron Mark V.

In the cargo hold are various expensive items, PLEX, Drones, Salvaged Materials. They sum up to 1b-5b ISK.

I would like to expand that business and this is where I need YOU! I have various characters in

  • Amarr
  • Hek
  • Dodixie
  • Jita
  • .. your system here?...


and I need ISK to fill the cargo-holds with different items every day. I am looking for 10 shareholders who invest 1 PLEX each. Other high-value-low-volume items are interesting too.

Shareholder:



Please support me and my work. I will update this thread with the latest Tornado lossmails. You will earn sucide ganker's tears.


Fonulique Arthie
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#2 - 2015-07-06 14:01:48 UTC
Creative but too obvious.

5/10

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-07-06 14:27:14 UTC
You forgot to mention the part that is supposed to annoy the ganker, mate.

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#4 - 2015-07-06 15:13:19 UTC
I have been asked to act as third party for the OP.

All contracts can be made out to Domino Vyse.
Revis Owen
Krigmakt Elite
Safety.
#5 - 2015-07-06 18:46:43 UTC
I approve of this service, and will match plex investments 1-for-1. Send a plex to me and I will send 2 to the OP!

Agent of the New Order http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html If you do not have a current Mining Permit, please contact me for issuance.
Fonulique Arthie
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-07-06 20:39:12 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Creative but too obvious.

5/10

damn. I didn't think about the scam-thingy. I will continue with my work and will post the killmails here. People may trust me then.

o7
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2015-07-06 21:47:47 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
You forgot to mention the part that is supposed to annoy the ganker, mate.


Yeah, this?

How does popping a stoopid stocked hauled **** off a ganked? If anything its gonna be the best thing they have killed all week.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-07-06 22:01:30 UTC
Is this a joke? It feels like a joke someone mis heard and fumbled the punch line.

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2015-07-06 22:11:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Angelica Dreamstar
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Is this a joke? It feels like a joke someone mis heard and fumbled the punch line.
He MIGHT believe that if he floods the gankers with haulers, it'll annoy them scanning all the ships and checking the values. I think we really should encourage people more and help them figure out obvious flaws etc, instead of bashing onto them.

Bit fun is fine, but ruining our future content all by ourselves is counter productive. Lol

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE
412nv Yaken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2015-07-06 22:46:06 UTC
Angelica Dreamstar wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Is this a joke? It feels like a joke someone mis heard and fumbled the punch line.
He MIGHT believe that if he floods the gankers with haulers, it'll annoy them scanning all the ships and checking the values. I think we really should encourage people more and help them figure out obvious flaws etc, instead of bashing onto them.

Bit fun is fine, but ruining our future content all by ourselves is counter productive. Lol



Soooo is this a scam or is that just to obvious?

Now im really confused as to why im here.

A True Champion of High Security Space
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#11 - 2015-07-07 01:00:57 UTC
I endorse this product and/or scam

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Lodestone Toyee
Inevitable Outcome
E.C.H.O
#12 - 2015-07-07 03:49:09 UTC
Clicked on this thread expecting a "breakthrough" in anti-ganker techniques, tears, and popcorn.

Leaving dissapointed
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#13 - 2015-07-07 07:07:07 UTC
Post on your main BTW.
Gimme Sake
State War Academy
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-07-07 09:17:04 UTC
TLDR version: long cat is long.

"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2015-07-07 15:09:31 UTC
o.O
I don't even.
Wait... no. I do!
GO FOR IT!

Math is hard.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2015-07-08 02:26:41 UTC
Can I just have money? I'll actually annoy gankers by calling their mom fat or something.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#17 - 2015-07-08 03:54:11 UTC
The only thing that makes me happier than seeing anti-gankers come up with a good anti-CODE plan and screwing it up, is watching anti-gankers come up with a terrible plan and pulling it off.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Get Well Soon
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#18 - 2015-07-14 14:23:27 UTC
I don't know how I should be annoyed by this. Feel free to put as many PLEX in whatever ship you like and travel around with it :)
Nofear Alt
Forum Alts Anonymous
#19 - 2015-07-14 15:24:32 UTC
This post almost makes me want to join CODE or PIRAT

If you are legit: To the OP - just check out the gank fest in Amarr (for example) - you don't need to load up with crazy expensive stuff - the nado goons seem to be getting desperate and will try to gank anything over 100m (or less sometimes) even knowing they could lose on the deal.

Post your KMs and let us see your work

Alt and proud
Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2015-07-15 00:41:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Damnskippy
I'm still offering to insult the gankers mothers for a modest donation. For a slightly larger than modest donation, I will endeavor to also throw in words such as "frumpy", "homely" and "flibbertigibbet".

For a large donation I will unleash a tirade of incoherent tears and accusations of maternal basement dwelling.

For a few bucks extra, I will translate this all through Gizoogle.
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