Intergalactic Summit

Or perhaps the Empress has sic the Golden Fleet at them and, much to the dismay of Matari like myself, was actually successful in burning them off their skies.

Then it is sad that the Church of the Crimson Savior wishes to aim a Giant Laser at me. We used to get along better.

You would try the patience of a Saint, Nauplius. And I am not a Saint. Yet.


I do not particularly wish to aim a giant laser at you.

However, every time I have discussed the Scriptures with you, you appear to utterly miss whatever point I was making at the time, and conclude that I must have been recommending sacrificing more Minmatar slaves.

I discuss the Scriptures about fashion and modes of dress = You see this as proof that more Minmatar must be sacrificed.

I discuss the Scriptures about Righteousness and how all are Welcome to be Chosen = You see this as proof that more Minmatar must be sacrificed.

I discuss the Scriptures that the Takmahl had Written = You see this as proof that more Minmatar must be sacrificed.

A pattern develops.


What this shows is that, either I am terrible at giving Scriptural advice, or you are terrible at receiving it.

And since I am the greatest Sani Sabik theophilosopher capsuleer of the modern era, I think I know which of those two scenarios is the case.

Oh, this is a good one, Tiberious.

I'm not sure why blonde is in quotes, other than perhaps to suggest that I'm not naturally blonde.

Which is laughable enough in itself.

However, there's more.

A couple of days ago, Anyanka contacted me, asking if I wanted to go to Origin.

I responded asking why I would want to do such a thing. And then she told me that a wormhole existed in Abaim to Origin.

I assumed this was some kind of trap, perpetrated by Alexylva Paradox, to lure me to destruction. I assumed that, because I had not checked Anyanka's employment record recently.

Anyway, I was curious as to why such a laughably transparent trap would be attempted, so a CTCS agent investigated, and found that a wormhole from Abaim to Origin did indeed exist. My agent traversed the wormhole, and observed no ships on the other side, though long range scans showed one Alexylva Paradox ship present in system, a Stratios.

Naturally, I put on my most favourite gloating hat, and by chance, observed a Paradox pilot talk in the Summit. I inquired of them if they had a ship of the name of the one that my agent had scanned, and they said "Yes ? Why ?"

I then began to explain how their laughably transparent trap had failed, and that my agent had free roam of their system, but before I had entered into full flow, they asked what in Gods name I was on about.

Whereupon it was revealed that it was not, in fact, a trap set for myself, but some other scheme involving Anyanka, and at this point I checked her employment record, and saw she was no longer employed in Origin.

Later in the Summit, one of Anyanka's associates was trying to give away "free stuff", which I assume were stolen goods stolen from somewhere in Origin.

The last piece of the puzzle then fell into place. Anyanka was obviously expecting me, to be the unwitting courier of stolen property out of Origin, and conducted a ludicrously transparent scheme to facilitate this. Which I had inadvertently revealed to the Origin inhabitants, when I had told them their trap had failed. Thusly alerted, they presumably chased down Anyanka and/or her associates that were in Origin.

And that's why Anyanka is a little ticked off at me today, because I saw through her plan.

Transparent as a pane of glass.


But then again, I am the greatest Sani Sabik capsuleer theophilosopher of the modern era, so not much gets by me.


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Your existence is a severe derailment of our species.

So's the original post.

Or something.

I get your "points". However, I interpret the Scriptures differently. For example, I interpret the Apocryphon not as saying Minmatar are welcome to be Chosen, but as saying that one born Minmatar can become Chosen by undergoing De-Minmatarization or by sacrificing Minmatar of three bloodlines upon the Altar of God. All Scriptures are to be interpreted through the lens of their central event — the sacrifice of Molok the Deceiver upon the Altar of God. Corrections must be made to the canonical Scriptures to account for liberal corruptions and interpolations. Do this, and you will understand.

I believe this would be a bad idea. Currently we understand that the Drifters use the capsuleers corpses - repurpose / re animate them and then have them pilot the Tyrannos ships. Currently they are only scavenging corpses from capsuleers that were unable to evade them - or stupid enough to try and fight them alone. Feeding them a large supply bodies will do nothing but bolster their numbers - especially if you are dropping a jet can full of bodies instead of a single body that's retrieved from a capsuleer.


I believe your stupidity is caused by your fear of these Drifters. Do you really believe they will ignore you if you supply them with corpses? Once they bolster their army they will come after you for more. You would only be buying yourself little time, at best.

I suspect you are bored and want something big and erect to shoot.

Not really, the point of the statement seems to be far more about phallic humour, than the practicality of it all.

Hurrr, "rods".