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Is it safe to download the new patch yet?
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SmashTech
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-12-07 03:23:00 UTC
Or can I expect to be reinstalling my client all night? Heard people were having issues with this one.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#2 - 2011-12-07 03:33:48 UTC
I just logged in to install it and it looks as safe as sex with a spacesuit for the time being.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
SmashTech
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-12-07 03:35:49 UTC
I have concluded it's only a matter of time before a Fundie-like spacesuit is invented for the purpose of procreation.
Krios Ahzek
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-12-07 03:38:29 UTC
Those crazy russians probably tried it during the cold war.

 Though All Men Do Despise Us
Handsome Hussein
#5 - 2011-12-07 03:46:04 UTC
Confirming I have never experienced this thought experiment and that I have safely installed both of tonight's patches successfully.

Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.
Phor Um Panala
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-12-07 04:02:48 UTC
Great patch!!

How do I get a job at CCP? Sounds like it'd be ******* perfect, I would get to be a lazy piece of **** that isn't expected to put out anything of quality.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2011-12-07 04:04:29 UTC
Krios Ahzek wrote:
I just logged in to install it and it looks as safe as sex with a spacesuit for the time being.


Why would you have sex with a spacesuit?

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Jack Traynor
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-12-07 04:08:19 UTC
You better not... give it a few weeks just to be safe.
Gogela
Epic Ganking Time
CODE.
#9 - 2011-12-07 04:12:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Gogela
Phor Um Panala wrote:
Great patch!!

How do I get a job at CCP? Sounds like it'd be ******* perfect, I would get to be a lazy piece of **** that isn't expected to put out anything of quality.

wow...

Well I didn't have any problems. What you are describing does not sound like the perfect job. If that is your idea of a perfect job... well I guess everything makes sense then. I mean, you aren't employed because who would hire you? You aren't going to start your own company because it's too much work and responsibility. Thus, you're playing w/ PLEX but frustrated because your work ethic does no more for you in EvE and you gots no ISK, so you rage at people who have actual talent for your own self-assurance.

You should try drinking moar.

/FreeTherapy

Edit:

Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:
Krios Ahzek wrote:
I just logged in to install it and it looks as safe as sex with a spacesuit for the time being.


Why would you have sex with a spacesuit?

Why WOULDN'T you have sex w/ a space suit is my question...

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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
#10 - 2011-12-07 05:15:40 UTC
A spacesuit is always in shape, might come from a good manufacturer (family). They never get tired, though of course them having a hole means you could die, so only do it at your own risk.

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Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#11 - 2011-12-07 05:23:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ascendic
Step 1. Install patch.
Step 2. Log In to EVE ONLINE OMGAAAAAAH
Step 3. Accept contract for new shiny tier 3 ships
Step 4. Assemble shiny tier 3 ship
Step 5. Attempt to get in to shiny tier 3 ship
Step 6: ????????????
Step 7: Client crash.

Patch appears to be working as intended.
Serene Repose
#12 - 2011-12-07 07:36:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
No. Yes. Maybe.

1. Buy decent computer.
2. Obtain decent ISP.
3. Install game.
4. Play.

Patch as desired. Whine no more.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.