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How to get a girlfriend

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Alara IonStorm
#61 - 2011-12-07 07:29:23 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:

Au contraire mon ami. Le boyfriend hasn't the stature to mention daddy even in passing. Maybe one day...not likely. And, contrarywise I'd have to ask you why you are spring-loaded in the "I was abused by my daddy as a child" position? Freud strikes again!

I will show you mine if you show me yours.
Serene Repose
#62 - 2011-12-07 07:33:51 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:

Au contraire mon ami. Le boyfriend hasn't the stature to mention daddy even in passing. Maybe one day...not likely. And, contrarywise I'd have to ask you why you are spring-loaded in the "I was abused by my daddy as a child" position? Freud strikes again!

I will show you mine if you show me yours.

Nah. Keep yours. I'm sure you're having plenty of fun with it yourself.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Amro One
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#63 - 2011-12-07 07:38:16 UTC
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#64 - 2011-12-07 07:46:45 UTC
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Alara IonStorm
#65 - 2011-12-07 07:48:28 UTC  |  Edited by: Alara IonStorm
Serene Repose wrote:

Nah. Keep yours. I'm sure you're having plenty of fun with it yourself.

I am.

But if you refuse to share stuff people are gonna think you are closed off and you will be able have plenty of fun is when you are by yourself.

You see by adding the by it makes what you said a Masturbation joke.
XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#66 - 2011-12-07 07:54:19 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Serene Repose wrote:

3. Do not mention my dad ever.

You used a passive statement for everything but your father. You said my which refers to you directly.

Please just go ahead and share what he did to **** you up.

/popcorn.


Female + Daddy issues = Uncontrollable freak in the sack but not worth much else as she self destructs when her biological clock fries her brain. Best avoided after the age of 22-24.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.
Nemesis Factor
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#67 - 2011-12-07 08:25:14 UTC
Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependance
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely
Nova Fox
Novafox Shipyards
#68 - 2011-12-07 08:59:21 UTC
Quote:
4. The only excuse you have for not spending money on me is, you're too busy earning it.


This infers lack of respect for myself and anyone who cant respect me won't earn it from me. This goes along the same lines of those 'girls' that get annoyed when you spend time with your friends and gets on your case for playing the same card against her.

Second point, I am quite tolerant of liberal ways the woman should be able to make money for her own ends just enough its not like you're the housewife yet needing that spare money which in today economy isnt all that spare at all. Also current proper ettiquite is who'ever's idea it was for the date they pay for it. Gifts are earned, and if the partner in question doesnt appreciate an expensive night out in town more than the gift you need to dump her before she divorces you for every penny you own.

Bottom line to the girls, dont be selfish and dont play the excuse that how women work, they're certainly not like that in japan which is why I hated California all the much more.

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7. Try to be dangerous.

Please clarify, I cant count on two hands on how many friends I've lost because they where being dangerous and some not on purpose. Being dead doesn't get you any dates.
For just an idea of the things I used to do, one of my friends I lost involved a steel cable thick as your arm under the tension of a 14 tonn object that was previously traveling at 200 miles per hour finally giving away. Three feet closer and I would have been joining my friend in the injuries but since then he hasnt been the same person mentally.

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Jack Paladin
State War Academy
Caldari State
#69 - 2011-12-07 09:06:10 UTC
Stay single ... play EVE ... ??? .... PROFIT!

We're all gonna die in 2012 anyway right?
Florestan Bronstein
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#70 - 2011-12-07 09:15:31 UTC
Nova Fox wrote:

Quote:
7. Try to be dangerous.

Please clarify, I cant count on two hands on how many friends I've lost because they where being dangerous and some not on purpose. Being dead doesn't get you any dates.
For just an idea of the things I used to do, one of my friends I lost involved a steel cable thick as your arm under the tension of a 14 tonn object that was previously traveling at 200 miles per hour finally giving away. Three feet closer and I would have been joining my friend in the injuries but since then he hasnt been the same person mentally.



Did you know that garbage collectors place consistently in the US top 10 for fatalities per 100k?

Won't make them any more attractive to women.

Be Han Solo (flashy/adventurous dangerous), not a red shirt (actually dangerous).
XIRUSPHERE
In Bacon We Trust
#71 - 2011-12-07 09:18:21 UTC
Florestan Bronstein wrote:
Nova Fox wrote:

Quote:
7. Try to be dangerous.

Please clarify, I cant count on two hands on how many friends I've lost because they where being dangerous and some not on purpose. Being dead doesn't get you any dates.
For just an idea of the things I used to do, one of my friends I lost involved a steel cable thick as your arm under the tension of a 14 tonn object that was previously traveling at 200 miles per hour finally giving away. Three feet closer and I would have been joining my friend in the injuries but since then he hasnt been the same person mentally.



Did you know that garbage collectors place consistently in the US top 10 for fatalities per 100k?

Won't make them any more attractive to women.

Be Han Solo (flashy/adventurous dangerous), not a red shirt (actually dangerous).


Are you saying you shoot first? Blink

The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.

One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear.
CCP Spitfire
C C P
C C P Alliance
#72 - 2011-12-07 09:27:15 UTC
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