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I find your lack of cats disturbing

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#41 - 2015-06-19 09:37:30 UTC
Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:
I used to own two kitteh...

₍ᵔ·͈༝·͈ᵔ₎ ₍ᵔ·͈༝·͈ᵔ₎

...but they had some irreconcilable differences they had to settle permanently...

┫o(^‥^=)~ ~(=^‥^)o┳

...it ended bad...

(=TェT=) (=xェx=)

...and now I miss my two kitteh.

ฅ(≚ᄌ≚)



I mourn for you. No gamer is complete without cats. Try a Maine Coon. They're the best.... plus they get really big.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Kira Jonsdottir
Jameco Industries
#42 - 2015-06-19 10:05:19 UTC
La Rynx wrote:
nyan?

Nyan!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#43 - 2015-06-19 12:41:28 UTC
Kira Jonsdottir wrote:
La Rynx wrote:
nyan?

Nyan!


Nyan nya nya!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Lan Wang
African Atomic.
Dreadnought Diplomacy.
#44 - 2015-06-19 12:55:10 UTC
What do you call a big pile of kittens?

















































a meowntain Cool

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#45 - 2015-06-19 14:29:04 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
What do you call a big pile of kittens?

















































a meowntain Cool


I'd wardec you for this godawful pun, but I am currently posting from work and cannot get into the game Straight

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Lan Wang
African Atomic.
Dreadnought Diplomacy.
#46 - 2015-06-19 14:30:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec Cool but you liked it so that shows progress huh Blink

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#47 - 2015-06-19 14:34:51 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec Cool but you liked it so that shows progress huh Blink


It was not so much that I liked it, but that I was impressed with how unexpectedly painful this weapon-grade pun was.
Respect where respect is due.

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Lan Wang
African Atomic.
Dreadnought Diplomacy.
#48 - 2015-06-19 14:40:14 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec Cool but you liked it so that shows progress huh Blink


It was not so much that I liked it, but that I was impressed with how unexpectedly painful this weapon-grade pun was.
Respect where respect is due.


yeah the smiley at the end was suppose to represent that whole thuglife viral video thing Blink

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#49 - 2015-06-19 14:44:12 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Lan Wang wrote:
no need to wardec me poppet i live in lowsec Cool but you liked it so that shows progress huh Blink


It was not so much that I liked it, but that I was impressed with how unexpectedly painful this weapon-grade pun was.
Respect where respect is due.


yeah the smiley at the end was suppose to represent that whole thuglife viral video thing Blink


I am actually more a fan of the viral "Unexpected Jihad" videos, but those thuglife thingies are also quite funny.


Big smile <----- Smiley

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#50 - 2015-06-19 17:22:23 UTC
What in the gods' names does anything in the last 5 posts have to do with kittens?

Stay on topic and be civil. Feel the burning stare of my kitten, and change your ways.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Lucy Lopez
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2015-06-19 23:16:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucy Lopez
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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#52 - 2015-06-20 00:21:42 UTC
Lucy Lopez wrote:
OP is a CCP alt and this is stealth market research for station cats in the Nexus store.

I would support this as long as we could pose with them like this in our avatars.


I vehemently deny any professional involvement with CCP.
I invite you to attend EVE Vegas, and meet me, in person to verify this fact as true and accurate.

I am simply a loyal customer of CCP products who also loves adorable kitties.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Prt Scr
569th Freelancers
#53 - 2015-06-20 08:12:33 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
It's been three years since I was promised kittens in my CQ.

I checked my CQ, last night, and alas.... still no kitties.
Pl0x fix this grievous oversight.
I would like 2 brown marble Maine Coon kittens, a Bengal cat, and an adult Norwegian Forest Cat.
Willing to pay AUR for these vanity items.



All cats have been eaten by the plague of frodos

uɐıssnɹ pɐǝɹ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq ʎɹɹos ɯ,ı

Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#54 - 2015-06-20 08:20:24 UTC
Prt Scr wrote:
All cats have been eaten by the plague of frodos

Damn hobbitsesssss
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#55 - 2015-06-21 01:58:21 UTC
If there ends up actually being CQ kittens in the NES, next patch, I will swear my undying fealty to CCP, and spread the gospel of the Givers of Kittens, everywhere I go.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Nevil Oscillator
#56 - 2015-06-21 14:30:21 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:


If you are going to beat me to using oscelot as a punchline, please make it funny
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#57 - 2015-06-21 15:46:04 UTC
Nevil Oscillator wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:


If you are going to beat me to using oscelot as a punchline, please make it funny


Why does everyone always forget that the REAL Babou belonged to Salvador Dali?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#58 - 2015-06-21 21:25:53 UTC
Snagletooth Johnson wrote:
Ill just leave this here for the OP



british comedy, best comedy.
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