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Amarr/Minmatar Warzone Update 2.5. True Journalism.

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Nameira Vanis-Tor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#101 - 2015-06-15 17:49:49 UTC
Mystical Might wrote:
I have been informed that this is where the Bestest Posting is currently happening.

Can someone, uh, TL;DR this thread for me so far?


TL:DR:

Scope Works "CHARGE"

PYRE "You can't be serious?"

Mini Mil "Yey we have friends!"

DnG "You mean you actually start fighting the day after we leave?!?"

Other Amarr Militia "Damn how do we say didn't want that system anway without saying it?"
Mystical Might
Eclipse Pulsar
Fraternity.
#102 - 2015-06-15 17:56:55 UTC
Nameira Vanis-Tor wrote:
Mystical Might wrote:
I have been informed that this is where the Bestest Posting is currently happening.

Can someone, uh, TL;DR this thread for me so far?


TL:DR:

Scope Works "CHARGE"

PYRE "You can't be serious?"

Mini Mil "Yey we have friends!"


By "You Can't Be Serious?", they're referring to the fact you think Scope Works are ~friend~ material.
Topfuckin'lelbro. I listened to your comms during Burn Huola. I'm surprised you guys didn't self destruct listening to him sperge boiz. I almost did and I wasn't even in your fleets (For the most part).


Just gotta harass the boosters bro. Ansol loves it when you harass his boosters. Or his miners.
#FreeTheVeldspar2015
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#103 - 2015-06-15 18:20:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Liuni Kalthis
This News Update Brought to You By the Scope Works! Scope Works: News now with 100% more anti-matter!

Today readers we have another update from the Amarr and Minmatar warzone! Last night two consecutive fighting fleets one advised by Anslo and the other by Kalo Askold dug right into the heart of the Amarrians and the pirate factions patrolling the warzone! During the first fleet Anslo helped the Minmatar Fleet commander and a group of Minmatar fighters to circle outposts at an undisclosed location; matching the onslaught of Darma Sutra until their Confessor class destroyers began to fall one after the other. Each one cut down allowing more Minmatar to live and continue to capture the objectives until all outpost signals in the system were turned.

The Second fight was against the Asylum and former members of Loaded Dice, bringing in cruisers against the Minmatar’s Frigates and Destroyers. However as one frigate went down, a cruiser was exchanged and turned into scrap. Tit for tat until the cruisers had to leave the system dwindling down to more and more pods. It was then that Anslo needed to step down, his job done and the Minmatar left to take objectives in relative peace.

Kalo Askold’s fleet took another approach, softening up the warzone while the rest of the Militia could continue to take systems without many large fleets around. The pilot taking frigates and destroyer class ships and leading them into the heart of Pyre and the Asylum; only to destroy both fleets.

Within Lasleinur Pyre tried to match the frigates and destroyers with a fleet of battlecruisers and cruisers; only to die on the gate they just appeared on. The use of the Jackdaw by Morathia and Riker557118 to capture the enemy Fleet commander to force them to stay; and the use of energy destabilizers tore into the battlecruisers until they simply were grinded into space debris!

However as the fleet continued, Pyre tried to counter with the use of Federation Navy Vexors; one of Pyre’s pilots claiming it’s because a single griffin using multi-spectral ECM was too damaging against any fleet that was not spider tanked at its core. Kalo’s fleet quickly departed to Todifrauan for revelries and a break to refuel and rearm; the Vexors unwilling or unable to follow.

As the night continued Kalo Askold commanded the fleet to continue onwards towards Huola hoping for a fight and to keep Asylum within their own system. With Pilot Morathia commanding the smaller scout fleet, it was quickly found that Asylum was engaging another pirate corporation; the Minmatar fleet quickly pouncing on both and obliterating everything in its path while suffering minimal losses.

However, with all the good comes the bad. Kalo Askold's fleet was filled with neutral parties, soon as if by a cruel fate a Minmatar fleet lead by Hopilite Renee Chanlin was face to face against the larger fleet lead by Kalo Askold. WIth Kalo Askold warning them the FoF indicators were not set and to be careful some Minmatar pilots still fired upon her fleet, leading Ms. Askold to make a decision to target call against her own comrades to keep the neutral allies from falling to the cruisers and frigates trying to assault those she was leading. While regrettable, no losses were suffered by her side thanks to the support of logistics.

Thank you dear readers for your continued support for the Scope Works News Updates

Remember to file all complaints about this report to Milo Caman; our Scope Works news PR head.
Mystical Might
Eclipse Pulsar
Fraternity.
#104 - 2015-06-15 18:45:51 UTC
So uh, has Scope Works retired from the GalCal warzone or somefink?
Too many words in the shitpost to read.
PlantythePottedPlant
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#105 - 2015-06-15 21:28:08 UTC  |  Edited by: PlantythePottedPlant
Liuni Kalthis wrote:

The Second fight was against the Asylum and former members of Loaded Dice, bringing in cruisers against the Minmatar’s Frigates and Destroyers. However as one frigate went down, a cruiser was exchanged and turned into scrap. Tit for tat until the cruisers had to leave the system dwindling down to more and more pods. It was then that Anslo needed to step down, his job done and the Minmatar left to take objectives in relative peace.



We took a fight, had fun, and I don't regret it, but it wasn't the frigs+dessies that won you that fight, it was the Falcon.

gf
Nameira Vanis-Tor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#106 - 2015-06-18 19:43:29 UTC
My computer is broken...NO ONE DO ANYTHING INTERESTING PLEASE!

Game paused?Cry
Shiva Makoto
Blue Canary
Watch This
#107 - 2015-06-23 06:26:51 UTC
We had to burn our deep cover spies to help out with DPS on a Nyx today.

Jokes aside, thanks goats for trusting us with your dread, our pilots were busy flying logi and hics.
Nameira Vanis-Tor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#108 - 2015-06-25 20:20:27 UTC
Right well...tears alert I guess :(

Looks like our little offensive in Huola will need to fall by the wayside. We gave the system a good run however as with many things in a militia the lowest common denominator can drag everyone else down to their level.

We had all sorts of madness FCs on the original push in one timezone simply were not continuing the attack and the rest of us did not notice until it was too late. Neither did they have the courtesy to tell us what they were doing... Through ought the second offensive (after some copious ranting by yours truly) we did much better. However there were still problems...for example one lunatic even had the gall to assume command of the assault fleet whilst the main FC had a 15 minute break for lunch and instead of continuing the attack TOOK THE WHOLE FLEET TO NULL SEC. It took the returning FC over an hour to extract them again...

With friends like those who needs Amarr Militia right? We had a few characters like that who put their own lack of attention span above the hard work of the militia FCs and pilots who fought hard in recent days and allowed the slavers to recover ground quickly. I am going to have to make a conscious effort not to Awox those guys when I'm next in fleet with them. Also disappointing that enough militia pilots listened to those clowns to derail things.

Gf to The Asylum, No Handlebars and the other pirates we had to fight constantly. Had some fun times. Plant potty or whatever you name is I hate your Incursus. Please link the fit to me!

Gf to PYRE when they came around. Very well done to Old Man Gang in Caldari Militia and Neos Fleet of Amarr Militia. Do you ever ever give up? Really frustrating bunch of people.

Onto the positives though.

A big o7 to the militia FCs who pushed the system hard many of whom flew through multiple timezones and burned the midnight oil to make things work you are legends and I hope you get some well deserved rest!

Also massive kudos to our logistics and industrial teams who have performed quiet heroics all their own without (much) complaint.

Obviously thanks to all the militia pilots who kept forming up and sticking to the plan. The best FC in the world is nothing but a chatty soloist if they don't have solid and skilled pilots at their back!

I think it is worth noting that such a sustained and co-ordinated assault in the face of such opposition by Mini Mil when we are down numbers would have been outright unthinkable 3 months ago. We have all come a long way hopefully as our veterans and command staff come back to full strength after the summer has finished distracting us all we can take another shot at it.

I'm going to have a rest! I guess my assets in Huola will have to wait a bit longer in the 24 IC hanger!
Mystical Might
Eclipse Pulsar
Fraternity.
#109 - 2015-06-25 20:33:02 UTC
Nameira Vanis-Tor wrote:
Right well...tears alert I guess :(

Looks like our little offensive in Huola will need to fall by the wayside. We gave the system a good run however as with many things in a militia the lowest common denominator can drag everyone else down to their level.

We had all sorts of madness FCs on the original push in one timezone simply were not continuing the attack and the rest of us did not notice until it was too late. Neither did they have the courtesy to tell us what they were doing... Through ought the second offensive (after some copious ranting by yours truly) we did much better. However there were still problems...for example one lunatic even had the gall to assume command of the assault fleet whilst the main FC had a 15 minute break for lunch and instead of continuing the attack TOOK THE WHOLE FLEET TO NULL SEC. It took the returning FC over an hour to extract them again...

With friends like those who needs Amarr Militia right? We had a few characters like that who put their own lack of attention span above the hard work of the militia FCs and pilots who fought hard in recent days and allowed the slavers to recover ground quickly. I am going to have to make a conscious effort not to Awox those guys when I'm next in fleet with them. Also disappointing that enough militia pilots listened to those clowns to derail things.

Gf to The Asylum, No Handlebars and the other pirates we had to fight constantly. Had some fun times. Plant potty or whatever you name is I hate your Incursus. Please link the fit to me!

Gf to PYRE when they came around. Very well done to Old Man Gang in Caldari Militia and Neos Fleet of Amarr Militia. Do you ever ever give up? Really frustrating bunch of people.

Onto the positives though.

A big o7 to the militia FCs who pushed the system hard many of whom flew through multiple timezones and burned the midnight oil to make things work you are legends and I hope you get some well deserved rest!

Also massive kudos to our logistics and industrial teams who have performed quiet heroics all their own without (much) complaint.

Obviously thanks to all the militia pilots who kept forming up and sticking to the plan. The best FC in the world is nothing but a chatty soloist if they don't have solid and skilled pilots at their back!

I think it is worth noting that such a sustained and co-ordinated assault in the face of such opposition by Mini Mil when we are down numbers would have been outright unthinkable 3 months ago. We have all come a long way hopefully as our veterans and command staff come back to full strength after the summer has finished distracting us all we can take another shot at it.

I'm going to have a rest! I guess my assets in Huola will have to wait a bit longer in the 24 IC hanger!



Rofl. Burn Huola is the dumbest thing any militia has ever tried to do. Welcome to the #BurnHuola wave bro.

Been there, Done that. Glad that you guys know the feeling now.
Feels good )
Bienator II
madmen of the skies
#110 - 2015-06-25 22:47:05 UTC
wait. there was a burn huola again?

* casually points another stealthbomber

Mystical Might wrote:

Rofl. Burn Huola is the dumbest thing any militia has ever tried to do.

but fun as hell, would do again

how to fix eve: 1) remove ECM 2) rename dampeners to ECM 3) add new anti-drone ewar for caldari 4) give offgrid boosters ongrid combat value
Renee Chanlin
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#111 - 2015-06-26 07:45:29 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:


However, with all the good comes the bad. Kalo Askold's fleet was filled with neutral parties, soon as if by a cruel fate a Minmatar fleet lead by Hopilite Renee Chanlin was face to face against the larger fleet lead by Kalo Askold. WIth Kalo Askold warning them the FoF indicators were not set and to be careful some Minmatar pilots still fired upon her fleet, leading Ms. Askold to make a decision to target call against her own comrades to keep the neutral allies from falling to the cruisers and frigates trying to assault those she was leading. While regrettable, no losses were suffered by her side thanks to the support of logistics.



Huh?
ValentinaDLM
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#112 - 2015-06-26 11:06:19 UTC
Renee Chanlin wrote:
Liuni Kalthis wrote:


However, with all the good comes the bad. Kalo Askold's fleet was filled with neutral parties, soon as if by a cruel fate a Minmatar fleet lead by Hopilite Renee Chanlin was face to face against the larger fleet lead by Kalo Askold. WIth Kalo Askold warning them the FoF indicators were not set and to be careful some Minmatar pilots still fired upon her fleet, leading Ms. Askold to make a decision to target call against her own comrades to keep the neutral allies from falling to the cruisers and frigates trying to assault those she was leading. While regrettable, no losses were suffered by her side thanks to the support of logistics.



Huh?


That is about what I am saying. Also Renee, much respect for your ability out there, I need to fly AU TZ more so I can shoot you more often quality opponents are a nice thing to have :)
James Clough
Space-Brewery-Association
#113 - 2015-06-26 12:27:46 UTC
Mystical Might wrote:



Rofl. Burn Huola is the dumbest thing any militia has ever tried to do. Welcome to the #BurnHuola wave bro.


11/10 would do again, best time ive ever had in eve.

#GLITTER http://i.imgur.com/KXyHvqy.jpg
Mayrin Hawke
Nobody in Local
Deepwater Hooligans
#114 - 2015-06-26 22:02:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Mayrin Hawke
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Kalo Askold...

Kalo Askold...

Kalo’s...

Kalo Askold ...

Kalo Askold's ... Kalo Askold... Kalo Askold... Ms. Askold


Actually it's about ethics in FW journalism.


@Minmil: Good fights recently, been fun in Huola. Looking forward to the next ones.
Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#115 - 2015-06-26 23:37:04 UTC
James Clough wrote:
Mystical Might wrote:



Rofl. Burn Huola is the dumbest thing any militia has ever tried to do. Welcome to the #BurnHuola wave bro.


11/10 would do again, best time ive ever had in eve.



Nowt wrong with making a declaration of intent so that a few ... (well .. erm ... everyone and their cousin's wife's uncles best friend) turns up for the fight. Smile

Burn Huola was a success at giving everyone something to live and die for. Far more important than holding some POS over a bit of moon goo.

Someone should really time one in the Winter though, not the summer.

"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
Renee Chanlin
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#116 - 2015-06-27 02:12:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Renee Chanlin
Quote:


That is about what I am saying. Also Renee, much respect for your ability out there, I need to fly AU TZ more so I can shoot you more often quality opponents are a nice thing to have :)


I think you're mistaking me for someone who knows what they're doing ;-)

I'm looking forward to fighting you lot more often too. Came to Todifraun yesterday and got stomped on. Quality opposition is why I came to this war zone, so we're on the same page on that, if not with our objectives. o7
Shiva Makoto
Blue Canary
Watch This
#117 - 2015-06-27 03:14:09 UTC
Todi was reclaimed today. It was quick and uneventful.

Evati Triangle is now the Evati Pentagon.
PlantythePottedPlant
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
#118 - 2015-06-27 03:21:29 UTC
Nameira Vanis-Tor wrote:
Plant potty or whatever you name is I hate your Incursus. Please link the fit to me!


Standard fit, I've lost a bunch, so it's easy to find. It's all about the drugs, though.
Otsdarva IV
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#119 - 2015-06-27 06:40:56 UTC
BTW Angus Ritchie's 6 month long compendium of the disgraceful irl abuse I've directed at him has failed to get me banned.

Just thought I'd let you know.

If you can't beat them in game and you can't beat them by spamming harassment petitions at CCP you can always join them. I'll vouch you in m8


Where is Ushra Khan? Hoplite are much better posters and I need someone to laugh at
Nameira Vanis-Tor
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#120 - 2015-06-27 07:22:43 UTC
PlantythePottedPlant wrote:
Nameira Vanis-Tor wrote:
Plant potty or whatever you name is I hate your Incursus. Please link the fit to me!


Standard fit, I've lost a bunch, so it's easy to find. It's all about the drugs, though.


It was funny on coms.

Fleet member "there's 1 Incursus on short range scan at the novice"

FC "we don't have an Incursus in fleet, it'll be 'that Incursus' again if so don't engage you will die the rest of us are in dessies and can't support you"

Fleet Member "but there's two of us! He's come in we are engaging.....yeah we are all dead"

FC ".....reship guys *sighs*"