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Public Petition to Directive Enforcement Department (DED) of CONCORD
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Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#121 - 2015-06-15 14:41:12 UTC
You know, I've always felt competitions about who is the most Caldari are best done in a holo-show format. Where contestants must seek to overcome a variety of the most honourable challenges and obstacles at the risk of grievous bodily harm in order to win fame and the people's ovation forever.

Losers drink the Tea. Or vodka. Whatever works.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Miyamoto Takedi
Perkone
Caldari State
#122 - 2015-06-15 15:16:42 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
You know, I've always felt competitions about who is the most Caldari are best done in a holo-show format. Where contestants must seek to overcome a variety of the most honourable challenges and obstacles at the risk of grievous bodily harm in order to win fame and the people's ovation forever.

Losers drink the Tea. Or vodka. Whatever works.



I remember seeing a short lived Nugoeihuvi production that worked along these lines...
it's name was in an old dialect, so direct translation is difficult, the word had several nuanced meanings, usually contextual, but there was no context, just a single word title.
it was one of the below: maybe there's some old holovids or repeats on one of the more niche baseliner channels

Resistance
Determination
Endurance
Stoicism


anyway, the first time I saw it I will admit to wondering if the contestants were criminals working off part of their sentence.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#123 - 2015-06-15 16:04:12 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
You know, I've always felt competitions about who is the most Caldari are best done in a holo-show format. Where contestants must seek to overcome a variety of the most honourable challenges and obstacles at the risk of grievous bodily harm in order to win fame and the people's ovation forever.

Losers drink the Tea. Or vodka. Whatever works.


Remember how you were going to just shoot things? Can you do that without talking so much?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anslo
Scope Works
#124 - 2015-06-15 16:20:07 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
You know, I've always felt competitions about who is the most Caldari are best done in a holo-show format. Where contestants must seek to overcome a variety of the most honourable challenges and obstacles at the risk of grievous bodily harm in order to win fame and the people's ovation forever.

Losers drink the Tea. Or vodka. Whatever works.


Remember how you were going to just shoot things? Can you do that without talking so much?


Ouch.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#125 - 2015-06-15 16:33:41 UTC
Miyamoto Takedi wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
You know, I've always felt competitions about who is the most Caldari are best done in a holo-show format. Where contestants must seek to overcome a variety of the most honourable challenges and obstacles at the risk of grievous bodily harm in order to win fame and the people's ovation forever.

Losers drink the Tea. Or vodka. Whatever works.



I remember seeing a short lived Nugoeihuvi production that worked along these lines...
it's name was in an old dialect, so direct translation is difficult, the word had several nuanced meanings, usually contextual, but there was no context, just a single word title.
it was one of the below: maybe there's some old holovids or repeats on one of the more niche baseliner channels

Resistance
Determination
Endurance
Stoicism


anyway, the first time I saw it I will admit to wondering if the contestants were criminals working off part of their sentence.


Why does that sound so familiar to me?
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#126 - 2015-06-16 14:14:02 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Diana wrote:


Did you want to turn the conversation this way, Tuulinen-"haan"?
Enjoy your medicine.


I serve the corporation.

You serve PIRATE corporation.
I serve THE STATE.

Can you feel the difference?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
iyammarrok
Drunken Beaver Mining
Gnawthority
#127 - 2015-06-16 14:47:29 UTC
I do like how you continue to ignore the posts you demanded Diana.
and since when has KK been a pirate organisation?

oh, wait... would that be since they denounced Heth as a terrorist?
Nevermind.

Not indicative of corporate policy unless otherwise stated.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#128 - 2015-06-16 15:01:40 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Diana wrote:


Did you want to turn the conversation this way, Tuulinen-"haan"?
Enjoy your medicine.


I serve the corporation.

You serve PIRATE corporation.
I serve THE STATE.

Can you feel the difference?


Nope, not really :D
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#129 - 2015-06-16 18:52:50 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Diana wrote:


Did you want to turn the conversation this way, Tuulinen-"haan"?
Enjoy your medicine.


I serve the corporation.

You serve PIRATE corporation.
I serve THE STATE.

Can you feel the difference?


The State? What in the Maker's Name is The State, anyway? There is no State, tyuii, there are only the Corporations. Jaijii talk about The State. Caldari talk about Wiyrkomi, Ishukone, Kalaakiota, Lai Dai, Nugoeihuvi, Suukuvesta, Hyasyoda and the CBD. Patriot, Practical and Liberal. These are the Caldari. You don't even understand THIS.

And apparently you don't understand the difference between a Navy commission and a letter of marque from the State Protectorate. The State Protectorate! You're a Mall Cop, Diana, not a Navy Officer.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#130 - 2015-06-16 22:00:35 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
You know, I've always felt competitions about who is the most Caldari are best done in a holo-show format. Where contestants must seek to overcome a variety of the most honourable challenges and obstacles at the risk of grievous bodily harm in order to win fame and the people's ovation forever.

Losers drink the Tea. Or vodka. Whatever works.


Remember how you were going to just shoot things? Can you do that without talking so much?


I can shoot things and provide commentary on what amuses me, both.

What is not amusing about someone having to resort to blatant name dropping in order to lend credence or legitimacy to their words or defend their positions? Then again, Diana Kim can be amusing like that sometimes.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#131 - 2015-06-16 23:03:10 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:

What is not amusing about someone having to resort to blatant name dropping in order to lend credence or legitimacy to their words or defend their positions?


Not much amusing in trying to dress like the edgiest cancer patient, either.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#132 - 2015-06-17 00:56:47 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:

What is not amusing about someone having to resort to blatant name dropping in order to lend credence or legitimacy to their words or defend their positions?


Not much amusing in trying to dress like the edgiest cancer patient, either.


Quite right, I've never denied my edge. And yes, I have cancer now ever since I started using Tristans and Garmurs. There really might be something carcinogenic in those hull plates but I've yet to receive a response from the DED Occupational Health & Safety Bureau about it.

Tragic if it was not for clone technology.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#133 - 2015-06-17 01:03:30 UTC
You've been catching all sorts in your Tristan according to the AARs.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#134 - 2015-06-17 02:35:18 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You've been catching all sorts in your Tristan according to the AARs.


Probably not recently but according to public record, the Tristan is my third used ship behind the Kestrel and Condor, dear. My Garmur use is a more recent pleasure that is likely carcinogenic.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#135 - 2015-06-17 12:03:15 UTC
This is a silly thread full of silly people.
And it's just getting sillier!
Natheniel
Kurupt.
Sedition.
#136 - 2015-06-17 14:37:45 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:
This is a silly thread full of silly people.
And it's just getting sillier!


Popcorn was invented for many reasons, this is one of them.

"Life is as a storm, one must be prepared for the hardship and scorn. But with in this is a light, one for which we must fight. For hope is our weapon and our dreams are our shield. When fully armed we can not be felled from the field."
Anslo
Scope Works
#137 - 2015-06-17 14:38:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:

What is not amusing about someone having to resort to blatant name dropping in order to lend credence or legitimacy to their words or defend their positions?


Not much amusing in trying to dress like the edgiest cancer patient, either.


Civire of our hearts. The Civre we need, but do not deserve, dishing out cold hard facts without fear.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#138 - 2015-06-17 15:55:12 UTC
*gets popcorn*

Go on....
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#139 - 2015-06-22 16:33:18 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Diana wrote:


Did you want to turn the conversation this way, Tuulinen-"haan"?
Enjoy your medicine.


I serve the corporation.

You serve PIRATE corporation.
I serve THE STATE.

Can you feel the difference?


The State? What in the Maker's Name is The State, anyway? There is no State, tyuii, there are only the Corporations. Jaijii talk about The State. Caldari talk about Wiyrkomi, Ishukone, Kalaakiota, Lai Dai, Nugoeihuvi, Suukuvesta, Hyasyoda and the CBD. Patriot, Practical and Liberal. These are the Caldari. You don't even understand THIS.

And apparently you don't understand the difference between a Navy commission and a letter of marque from the State Protectorate. The State Protectorate! You're a Mall Cop, Diana, not a Navy Officer.

It looks like you don't understand, go back to your "corporation" and continue playing mercenaries if you wish, but leave the affairs of the State to those, who actually SERVE the State (and who serve the State in Caldari corporations).
Got it?

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#140 - 2015-06-23 00:05:41 UTC
Isn't Pyre a Caldari mercenary outfit?