Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

Do you like to enjoy yourself at the expense of others? Do you like to count carebear tears? Does it make your day to ruin someone's day? Are you an experienced player just coming back and you got dumped by your old corp? Maybe you are a bitter vet or maybe you're just a noob who wants their first taste of orphan carebear tears. We'll pour you a big glass of 'em.

Are you sick and tired of frikkin questions?

The pilots of Little Fuzzy Creatures of Mayhem and Destruction won't ask too many, just where the f*ck are you, and why the f*ck aren't you in fleet?!?! We're not going to tell you there's a right way to do things. If you're making kills in an Iteron mk II fit with lasers, then you're making kills and doin' it right. If you're on once a week for 2 hours, well, at least antagonize someone in local!

If I'm not online, send me an evemail with questions.

What we offer:
- Small gang pvp training for the new pirate whelps. (You get to be tackle, it'll be tons of fun!)
- Continuous war deccs against highsec carebear corps/alliances.
- Spamming local about how awesome null sec is, and how everyone else is a noob.
- Replace your own god damned ships.
- Training on how to take losses by swearing we didn't want that ship anyway/it was insured/were afk.
- Plenty of joking around and doing things that may or may not be considered being total dicks by the majority of players.

No Minimum SP*



*ARE YOU A SPAI?

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