Warfare & Tactics

Having done almost everything in EVE at some point over the past 4.5 years [with the exception of high end c5/c6 WH living] I have come to a few conclusions I wish to share.

Note - Mixture of constructive thoughts and mindless drivel are here. I expect that all of you reply in a similar fashion, some constructive discussion and some drivel in equal measure.

- Eve's players are killing their baby with an over concentration on e-peen **** waving of who is considered best.
- Killboards suck
- Obscene levels of information available at the click of google on pilots suck
- Using alts in every feasible way to gain the upper hand purely so you can win easily suck
- Who gives a **** who "won" in the internet spaceships, he who enjoyed himself the most won at the "game"

"E-Peen" A term given to the measurements of ones pointless achievements in a pointless internet spaceships game to show off to other pointless players in a pointless environment. I have found my E peen to be fairly longer than most others but I chopped it off about a year back when I really stopped caring and just started whelping ****, trolling and generally having lots of fun.

- Productive happy content with human players is the best content
- This can include killing one another but being civil enough to have a conversation with one another afterwards that consist of more than "**** YOU ******* **** FACE **** SHAFT I WILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF THEN **** DOWN YOUR THROAT"
- Can be good for you by having a person to talk to when nobody else is around to talk to
- Can also be good that local targets can band together to fight bigger entities when they pass through because they view the devils they know as enemies of their enemy then others are around
- Human beings want to help one another, it's a basic instinct that is gradually overridden by societal pressures to hate others, at our core when we are young we only know love. Fact.

Happiness is each to their owns decision I personally like to rub overly ripe mango's between my thighs after a long run whilst still sweaty but long enough for the raw of the rash to subside a bit. Then I find the skinniest Spaniard in the town and entwine him in the broad thighs until he renounces the taunting of bulls and learns Ancients Hebrew.

- Greifing, whilst an appreciable part of a game aiming for the "sandbox" route, defeats the point of it being a game.
- Yes I have done it to people and had it done to myself
- Pushes some people away from the game, whilst short term you may view this as a great thing "I can make the game so unplayable for someone they just quit, this is epic" if you succeeded with that to everyone you would be alone, Eve would end and it would all be for naught.
- When you completely dunk a new bro or someone is bad, be nice, talk to them and offer them friendly advice. In the vast majority of my experience doing this most are very grateful and usually return the favour with huge dividends in the future.

In conclusion, **** you all, I am far superior and could online my harem of alts and go back to being omnipotent in all areas which I chose to enter in this what has become a simulator for all things wrong with society. Edit - this is not a conclusion merely a side note of your own stupidity and the inequity of this bollox I post. Stupid ****.

Eve is quite obviously capable of being Pay 2 Win, man buys plex, he sells plex, looses many of them, buys more sells more, get slightly less incompetent with each rinse and repeat of this and has an endless supply of ships fit in whatever way he wishes and almost any character he wants to fly them with hundreds of millions of SP.

My right buttock has roughly 2.687276987% more effect on my hip thrusting capabilities than my left buttock. This worries me as I have always preferred my left, its just so much more liberal willing to sit anytime on anything with anyone. My right on the other hand only ever wants to sit on a black man.

Bans alts
Ban PLEX
Cause catastrophic cashflow shortage in CCP so as to kick them up the arse and redirect the game in a more productive direction.
Massively increase the availability of alliance tournament style PvP, and I mean ******* EVERYONE CAN PARTICIPATE IN LEGIT ROUGHLY LEVEL PLAYING FIELD PVP. That is where PvP is most fun, I have never done AT but organised small scale similar events myself and they were a blast, so much more fun than usual bullshit of eves somewhat tedious PvP. Frankly if you do not like this kind of PvP your just one of the people who wants to win, win, win, win, win never lose. You have issues, go explode some ships, its fun to die and not give a ****.

I have a hard on for watching Madison Ivy being dominated by a 76 year old who just paid her to dress int he sluttiest nurses outfit I have seen since I went to Mars

Also a note to most other FCs I have flown with, and a lot of other players. Don't be such arrogant fucks your not gods greatest gift to this game, sure you are telling people what to do the pilots who just log in to try and have a good time are the best asset to this game.

There was once 3 dwarves. Shaven, oiled and tied up. One was Scottish, one was English and one was Welsh. They all died in a zombie apocalypse.

TLDR: Next time a god type person tries to convert you, think of me, look at them, close your eyes, think of me some more. Put your left hand on your right knee cap, use your right hand to gently stroke your left nipples whilst licking your lips. Then stop, realize what a fool you look and ask he man, what on earth was God thinking when he created a being such perverse as the one before him? Are you in gods image? does he play with himself? What does it all mean Basil.

Moderators - **** you, legit thread, **** you a second time. i will kill thee a hundred and fifty ways.

May the Varr be with you tonight, and your wife tomorrow night.
o/

Film at eleven.

Problem with your premise is it misses one vital truth about eve. Its a terrible game.

All the things that you are complaining about are what make eve worth playing.

high sec is too OP

Would read again (when under the influence of various legal and not so legal substances). Maybe the OP could share the appropriate cocktail recipe?

In the mean time, have a hug instead of a thumbs-up.

Have to say, one of the odder posts I've read!

Sorry to see you leaving FW V, Amarr Militia have lost an FC willing to train the newb slavers and run open militia fleets. Good luck out there - we may even run into you in Fountain!

Your anal sphincter will need reconstructive surgery when I'm done.

Not giving a **** does not restrict one from having an opinion, valid or not, on the activities of others.

I cannot confirm or deny my presence at this years Best Beard in Norway contest.

I have already given my stuff to the neediest potato starved Irishman this side of Calcutta.

If I was in World War Two they'd call me spitfire.

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I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin' real good bread

I'm gettin' bugged driving up and down this same old strip
I gotta finda new place where the kids are hip

My buddies and me are getting real well known
Yeah, the bad guys know us and they leave us alone

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin' real good bread
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Get around round round oooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo
Wah wa ooo

We always take my car cause it's never been beat
And we've never missed yet with the girls we meet

None of the guys go steady cause it wouldn't be right
To leave their best girl home on a Saturday night

I get around
Get around round round I get around
From town to town
Get around round round I get around
I'm a real cool head
Get around round round I get around
I'm makin' real good bread
Get around round round I get around
I get around
Round
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

Round round get around
I get around
Yeah
Get around round round I get around
Get around round round I get around
Wah wa ooo
Get around round round I get around
Oooo ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo
Get around round round I get around
Ahh ooo ooo
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Ahh ooo ooo

well, if we consider this guy, it may take a while and would burn alot of isks/PLEX, enjoy.

edit: forgot i can link KBs in W&T forums :)