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Well my little lovebirds.

I've missed a trick. No honestly I have. It's no use shaking your heads in denial at my apparent fallibility, I have.

Reverse Psychology.

Hands up all you pig farmers..... seriously? there's actually more than one of you?

Pigs , like cats... and now that I think about it, children, do not react well to being told what to do. To make a Pig go north you have to try to make it go south. Cats....... well cats are furry balls of red clawed and fanged mayhem when you try to make them go where they don't want to go, so lets forget cats. Children, the little money sucking darlings are more complex, and require a black belt in parental jujitsu, so lets just forget about them as well for the moment. This leaves me with the Pigs.

Pigs are intelligent. Pig farmers will tell you its a nightmare trying to keep pigs penned up. They have a knack of working their way through problems such as incarceration with relative ease, however they have yet to cotton on to the fact that when they are being herded north the farmer is hoping they go south. Now working on the principle that EVE players are at least as intelligent as Vietnamese Pot Bellied Pigs, but hopefully with short term memory problems........


For the love of (insert deity or belief system here) Do not Join Catastrophic Operations. Don't do it. Please, I'm your (insert parental guidance unit designation /Manager title here). Just because they have their (insert expletive here) together doesn't mean you have to go join them. It's a trap. You'll hate the space they inhabit, and come on, massive amounts of ISK cant really buy you happiness . They PVP you know? you'll hate that, and as for their Industrial backbone, well, just because its efficient doesn't make it environmentally friendly you know.

I've actually heard that Catastrophic Operations leaders are under investigation by Concorde for condoning "drunken shenanigans whilst in charge of a spaceship". You wouldn't want to be part of that would you? of course not. And as for their alliance, well, you'll never get a moment of privacy. There's always someone or groups of someone's on when you are. You'll hate the activity, I mean come on, you can barely walk up the stairs from your (insert parental guidance unit designation) cellar without a portable oxygen bottle. The roams, fleets, operations, solo/group activities would make you reach for your inhaler faster than Stana Katic turning up naked at your door. Listen to me. It's for your own good, I forbid you to sign up with Catastrophic Operations.

Such kind words from my CEO. I'm all warm and tingly.

Well Merry Christmas everyone , and happy holidays to our non christian brethren.

Give yourself a super present this year, membership in Catastrophic Operations.

We are currently looking for pilots from all walks of life, even miners. I know, they creep me out as well, with thier talk of yield per cycle, and all that surrupticious rock fondling behind closed doors, but as with all gods creatures they do serve a purpose. Quite an important purpose tbh.

If you are willing to fleet up when neccessary, can work without having to be supervised by an adult, can work as part of a team towards a common goal, then we don't really care what type of Eve pilot you are; pvpr, industrialist,miner, site runner, its all good.

Just be a good corpie is all we ask.

Think you can manage that then contact

Spacetart
Yama epona
Mithandra

Start the new year as you mean to go on, and join Cat0ps.

Here's hoping you got exactly what you wanted for Christmas.

My other half got me a years subscription for eve. Woohoo.......... hmmm hang on a minute... she got me something that may mean I spend less time with her.......... Spidey sense tingling.

Seriously though, don't you find gift and card giving to be a total nightmare? Women can judge friendship to the nearest penny when it comes to gifts and cards, whilst we socially challenged XY chromosomal biological units find it infinitely harder to do. It's a relational minefield. Spend less than she did and she thinks you don't love her, forget her aunt and its a mortal insult even though you've never met the woman and she lives in Australia. I for one am thankful it's all over. Don't get me wrong, Christmas is great, but woooo you have to be on your toes pretty much 24/7:)

Soooooo.

Fancy joining a corp with people stranger than I?

Contact Spacetart, Yama Epona or myself, Mithandra, for a chat.


P.S kept it short for those of you still suffering from over indulgence

Time for a bump

The ceo was meant to do this but he chickened out :P

Come join us weare a friendly bunch who like to have a laugh

Join cat0p Public to find out more

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Must post to stop Mithandra having a break down

We are still looking for people so why not come join cat0p public for a chat maybe see if we are what you are looking for

07

Here we are again

Problems at work or RL in general

Come join us we all like to give advice and chat about stuff

Join Cat0p public for a chat and find to find out more

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Hey!
I've been an active member of this corp for the past two months and I've had to say this is by far the best corp I've been in during my time on EvE Online. All the corp members are really friendly and actually help you if you had questions about fittings, pvp, industry, etc. Within twould short months, I've grown closers to these gents than any other corp I've ever been in. If you're looking for a corp that has plenty of friendly people that are willing to go through distance for you, join us! As I said before, this is the best corp I've ever been in and I plan staying for a very long time.

Fill out an app and join us today!

Come join our family

We are an active corp looking for active people who enjoy the game

If you'd like to know more come by Cat0p Public and have a chat we us

So its been over a month since I joined from a low sec pirate to Cat0P and havent looked back to be honest its great to have a corp that is very organized and committed in eve.

Apply now and best of luck

So here we are on a Saturday night in the middle of the longest month of the year

I was going somewhere with this but I forgot what I was going to say

All I will say is we are still recruiting people to come make pretty explosions with us

If you'd like to find out more come by cat0p public and have a chat

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