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Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2015-04-02 07:17:20 UTC
Luna Hanaya wrote:
Foley Aberas Jones wrote:
Luna Hanaya wrote:
May the Lord has mercy on your soul...




Lord Meet'Boil shows no mercy


Only righteous fury when he rainsshredded cheeses over all the cities that houses the wicked and vile infidels that perfer elbow noodles instead of the divine spaghetti noodles!


IT IS WRITTEN IN THE HOLY COOKING BOOK GIVEN TO US BY THE CHIEFS OF THE OLD THAT THE SPAGHETTI IS NOT A LIE BUT THE SALVATION TO US ALL

THE TIME OF NOODLEGEDDON IS UPON US

CAN I GET A AMEN IGS?



Heathens. I hate heathens.

Your blasphemy, young sir, does nothing good except showing your degree of ignorance. Please stop doing this.

Do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and savior, Meet'Boil? Let his truth feed your soul .

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Jade Blackwind
#22 - 2015-04-02 09:02:21 UTC
*displays a Holy Fork, with heretical effigy of Meet'Boil gruesomely impaled*.

Let the Noodlegeddon come! The Holy Fork shall guide us and deliver while the spoon-worshippers perish.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2015-04-02 09:25:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Jade Blackwind wrote:
*displays a Holy Fork, with heretical effigy of Meet'Boil gruesomely impaled*.

Let the Noodlegeddon come! The Holy Fork shall guide us and deliver while the spoon-worshippers perish.


You fool! The Holy Fork is the Prophet of Meet'Boil! As it was foretold, during the coming of the Noodlegeddon, the Holy Fork shall ascend from the utensils drawer and feed us the juicy, delicious, AL DENTE Salvation offered by our Lord and Saviour Meet'Boil, and once we taste the juicy, delicious, al dente Salvation of Meet'Boil, we will never want for any other forms of sustenance ever again!

The Holy Fork has triumphed against the Dark Chopstick which had blinded us from the glory of Meet'Boil! He will return on Noodlegeddon to lift us and bring us al dente Salvation and eternal satiation!

As it was written in the Book of the Pasta Chapter 9: On Enjoying the Meatball Spaghetti!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Corraidhin Farsaidh
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2015-04-02 11:28:06 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Jade Blackwind wrote:
*displays a Holy Fork, with heretical effigy of Meet'Boil gruesomely impaled*.

Let the Noodlegeddon come! The Holy Fork shall guide us and deliver while the spoon-worshippers perish.


You fool! The Holy Fork is the Prophet of Meet'Boil! As it was foretold, during the coming of the Noodlegeddon, the Holy Fork shall ascend from the utensils drawer and feed us the juicy, delicious, AL DENTE Salvation offered by our Lord and Saviour Meet'Boil, and once we taste the juicy, delicious, al dente Salvation of Meet'Boil, we will never want for any other forms of sustenance ever again!

The Holy Fork has triumphed against the Dark Chopstick which had blinded us from the glory of Meet'Boil! He will return on Noodlegeddon to lift us and bring us al dente Salvation and eternal satiation!

As it was written in the Book of the Pasta Chapter 9: On Enjoying the Meatball Spaghetti!


Actually your Book of Pasta has more grounds for belief than the Amarr scriptures since I can see (and enjoy) the fruits of the sciptures contained within. I recommend you accompany your next bout of devotion with a nice Bacchian Chianti...
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#25 - 2015-04-02 13:23:25 UTC
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2015-04-02 13:29:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Foley Aberas Jones
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.




Joke?

Oh noes...
Rinai Vero
Blades of Liberty
#27 - 2015-04-02 13:43:34 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.


*cough* Yeesss, joke... of course...

/me backs slowly towards the door.
Liam Antolliere
Doomheim
#28 - 2015-04-02 15:19:44 UTC
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.


Monsieur Thessalonia...

True to your character as moderator, you have squelched my entertainment.

For those not "in the know," as it were...there is a tradition in many Federation worlds (and perhaps elsewhere) that the first day of the fourth month be set aside for levity and pranks as a way of enjoying the liberties and freedoms we all too often take for granted.

You have my utmost appreciation for playing along.

"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#29 - 2015-04-02 15:48:39 UTC
Liam Antolliere wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.


Monsieur Thessalonia...

True to your character as moderator, you have squelched my entertainment.

For those not "in the know," as it were...there is a tradition in many Federation worlds (and perhaps elsewhere) that the first day of the fourth month be set aside for levity and pranks as a way of enjoying the liberties and freedoms we all too often take for granted.

You have my utmost appreciation for playing along.


I'm glad that was cleared up. Saved me a lot of isk..... *trails off sheepishly*
Tiberious Thessalonia
True Slave Foundations
#30 - 2015-04-02 16:06:23 UTC
Liam Antolliere wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.


Monsieur Thessalonia...

True to your character as moderator, you have squelched my entertainment.

For those not "in the know," as it were...there is a tradition in many Federation worlds (and perhaps elsewhere) that the first day of the fourth month be set aside for levity and pranks as a way of enjoying the liberties and freedoms we all too often take for granted.

You have my utmost appreciation for playing along.


Hey, I waited for the day to be over, didn't I?
Daerrol
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2015-04-02 20:37:00 UTC
- Gain independence and more freedom than most nations (See our right to transcend death legally. IE: Face no jail time or reprimands for the slaughter of spaceship crews, which we do on a whim daily.)
- Create and become a weapon strong enough to destabilize an entire planet's defense fleet
- Become immortal, transcending death physically
- Work together to create empires of mere thousands of us that threaten the empires of billions
- Immediately make all these fact irrelevant by pledging to some outdated concept of "nation"


I swear I feel like Capsuleers who work for the empires are the new form of prostitutes, selling out their divinity for a few piles of ISK.
Rinai Vero
Blades of Liberty
#32 - 2015-04-02 21:21:42 UTC
Daerrol wrote:
- Gain independence and more freedom than most nations (See our right to transcend death legally. IE: Face no jail time or reprimands for the slaughter of spaceship crews, which we do on a whim daily.)
- Create and become a weapon strong enough to destabilize an entire planet's defense fleet
- Become immortal, transcending death physically
- Work together to create empires of mere thousands of us that threaten the empires of billions
- Immediately make all these fact irrelevant by pledging to some outdated concept of "nation"


I swear I feel like Capsuleers who work for the empires are the new form of prostitutes, selling out their divinity for a few piles of ISK.


Super serious post is super serious.
Liam Antolliere
Doomheim
#33 - 2015-04-02 21:35:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Liam Antolliere
Daerrol wrote:
- Gain independence and more freedom than most nations (See our right to transcend death legally. IE: Face no jail time or reprimands for the slaughter of spaceship crews, which we do on a whim daily.)
- Create and become a weapon strong enough to destabilize an entire planet's defense fleet
- Become immortal, transcending death physically
- Work together to create empires of mere thousands of us that threaten the empires of billions
- Immediately make all these fact irrelevant by pledging to some outdated concept of "nation"


I swear I feel like Capsuleers who work for the empires are the new form of prostitutes, selling out their divinity for a few piles of ISK.



Monsieur,

I'm not sure if you understand what the word "irrelevant" means because pledging oneself to a cause, or willfully submitting oneself to the support and identity of a particular nation does absolutely nothing to negate any of the freedoms, "immortality" or power we enjoy.

I possess every bit as much of the above as you do, the difference is in how we choose to apply ourselves and our resources.

I choose to support the Federation and its ideals because I have the freedom, power, resources and immortality to do so.

So, if you would be so kind as to go soil your own sandbox and politely keep your nose out of mine.

Au revoir!

"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#34 - 2015-04-02 21:43:40 UTC
Daerrol wrote:

I swear I feel like Capsuleers who work for the empires are the new form of prostitutes, selling out their divinity for a few piles of ISK.

5,000,000 isk and you can experience this divinity..... all night long.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#35 - 2015-04-02 21:50:51 UTC
Daerrol wrote:
- Gain independence and more freedom than most nations (See our right to transcend death legally. IE: Face no jail time or reprimands for the slaughter of spaceship crews, which we do on a whim daily.)
- Create and become a weapon strong enough to destabilize an entire planet's defense fleet
- Become immortal, transcending death physically
- Work together to create empires of mere thousands of us that threaten the empires of billions
- Immediately make all these fact irrelevant by pledging to some outdated concept of "nation"


I swear I feel like Capsuleers who work for the empires are the new form of prostitutes, selling out their divinity for a few piles of ISK.


I feel like you miss the point of Loyalty and Duty. I also feel like you have a massively inflated idea of the importance of capsuleers and have missed the fact that the Empires have uniformed capsuleers amongst their numbers.

You are not a weapon strong enough to destabilise the defence fleet of any planet within Empire space.
You are not immortal - your consciousness isn't even transported losslessly.
The Null Empires don't threaten the real Empires in the slightest. Any of the factions could bitchslap the largest of your wasteland hordes.
The concept of 'nation' isn't outdated so long as the balance of humanity does pledge allegiance to them.

You think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still a puppet as far as I can see.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#36 - 2015-04-02 21:52:09 UTC
Daerrol wrote:
- Gain independence and more freedom than most nations (See our right to transcend death legally. IE: Face no jail time or reprimands for the slaughter of spaceship crews, which we do on a whim daily.)
- Create and become a weapon strong enough to destabilize an entire planet's defense fleet
- Become immortal, transcending death physically
- Work together to create empires of mere thousands of us that threaten the empires of billions
- Immediately make all these fact irrelevant by pledging to some outdated concept of "nation"


I swear I feel like Capsuleers who work for the empires are the new form of prostitutes, selling out their divinity for a few piles of ISK.


It was a joke, dude. Go be pretentious somewhere else.

Rules of Acquisition #261

A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#37 - 2015-04-02 22:15:13 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still a puppet as far as I can see.

Poetry.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#38 - 2015-04-02 22:23:53 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still a puppet as far as I can see.

Poetry.


In fact...

Rules of Acquisition #261

A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#39 - 2015-04-03 05:30:08 UTC
Liam Antolliere wrote:
Tiberious Thessalonia wrote:
Everyone who did not see this as the April Fools joke it was is an idiot. Just FYI.


Monsieur Thessalonia...

True to your character as moderator, you have squelched my entertainment.

For those not "in the know," as it were...there is a tradition in many Federation worlds (and perhaps elsewhere) that the first day of the fourth month be set aside for levity and pranks as a way of enjoying the liberties and freedoms we all too often take for granted.

You have my utmost appreciation for playing along.

Mr. Thessalonia is not a moderator, and if he would claim otherwise, it can be prosecuted by real moderators - members of CONCORD CRC department.
Besides that, I think it is clearly obvious that he is a Sansha supporter, and thus fights against humanity. Letting him to "moderate" you would be the gravest mistake.

Sansha forces aren't just pirates, they aren't humans at all, considering humans being as a "bio resource" that they are "harvesting". Those, who support them, aren't humans at all. They are either "flesh drones" with their brains replaced by Sansha wirings, or are too stupid to understand what the hell they are doing. In both of these cases, it makes such "person" unable to be a professional moderator anyway.

Claiming him as a moderator even allowed as a joke on 1st April day, because it is an administrative violation.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Liam Antolliere
Doomheim
#40 - 2015-04-03 10:27:09 UTC
Thank you, Commander Kim.

I was referring to his personality type, not his actual position. Something he apparently understood.

Monsieur Thessalonia has the personality of a moderator and has, in fact, been a moderator of at least one public venue. Nothing more was meant or implied by it. Though I appreciate your clarification.

"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
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