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GOONS Are A Joke

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Mad Cyril
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-03-24 23:33:19 UTC
After reading this pastebin -

http://pastebin.com/NLZAd9C4

I'm struggling to understand why anybody would want to join GOONS. Outnumbering an enemy by 2-1, knowing they could crush their foes yet blueballing their opponents just to deny the enemy any kind of fight. They openly admit their only tactic is superblob or blueball, no in between. They claim holding SOV is all that matters. How can anybody in CFC actually enjoy this kind of crap? Is the whole motivation of the CFC line member just filling his wallet with ISK?

I always thought Gevlon Goblin's hatred of Goons was rather sad but after reading this bull I'm now in agreement with him. GOON leadership mentality is all about marshalling f1 scrubs to help keep their ISK empire in place and they have no interest in providing their line members with meaningful content.

So again, why would anybody volunteer to become a GOONBOT?
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2015-03-24 23:44:14 UTC
They have fun playing the game and don't give a **** what peons like you think of them.

Half the time they are trolling when they speak so taking anything they say at face value is quite foolish.

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Black Eagle1
#3 - 2015-03-24 23:57:31 UTC
CAOD ----->
d0cTeR9
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-03-25 00:48:48 UTC
Mad Cyril wrote:
After reading this pastebin -

http://pastebin.com/NLZAd9C4

I'm struggling to understand why anybody would want to join GOONS. Outnumbering an enemy by 2-1, knowing they could crush their foes yet blueballing their opponents just to deny the enemy any kind of fight. They openly admit their only tactic is superblob or blueball, no in between. They claim holding SOV is all that matters. How can anybody in CFC actually enjoy this kind of crap? Is the whole motivation of the CFC line member just filling his wallet with ISK?

I always thought Gevlon Goblin's hatred of Goons was rather sad but after reading this bull I'm now in agreement with him. GOON leadership mentality is all about marshalling f1 scrubs to help keep their ISK empire in place and they have no interest in providing their line members with meaningful content.

So again, why would anybody volunteer to become a GOONBOT?


You have no idea what you are talking about.

Been around since the beginning.

Mephiztopheleze
Laphroaig Inc.
#5 - 2015-03-25 06:17:12 UTC
Mad Cyril wrote:
So again, why would anybody volunteer to become a GOONBOT?


I just read that whole pastebin, the answer you seek is in there:

"(9:04:10 PM) rayonar: You can throw whatever argument you want on the table. If you haven't been in this situation, you don't know. This is a region at risk, not a money moon. You don't undock to fight for ***** and giggles, you undock to win timers, win systems, and to demoralize. You don't undock "just cuz"."

The CFC is currently engaged in Dominion Sovereignty Warfare. Sov warfare isn't "nice". It isn't "gudfites". It's largely about weaponizing your enemies boredom.

ISK wars and killmails count for nothing in this kind of battle. Winning timers and flipping systems is the goal. If undocking and taking a fight doesn't advance either of those strategic objectives, then undocking is dumb.

FYI: From what I've heard from various sources in both camps, BL, NC. and The Kadeshi have also done their fair share of blueballing this campaign.

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KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2015-03-25 09:06:06 UTC
when NC. being NCDOCK, nothing happened.

when CFC denied a fight, threadnanught like this appears.

food for thought?

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Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#7 - 2015-03-25 09:09:13 UTC
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS HERE.

Reminds me of the times of BoB, when in-fighting along with renters being duped, abandoned and rekt everywhere, as sov holders scrambled to protect their space holdings.

Little groups would then bite off bits and pieces from the largest entities in null, just as the main war was in full effect.

Gudtymes. Smile
Garnoo
Eternity INC.
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2015-03-25 11:11:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Garnoo
we are so bad/terrible people are ready to pay isk to get into goons...
yes, we are loosing eve, disbanding every monday, we keep forgeting about sov bills and station eggs...
oh, and btw - eve is dying (for 12years now) :)

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Agondray
Avenger Mercenaries
VOID Intergalactic Forces
#9 - 2015-03-25 14:03:03 UTC
Garnoo wrote:
we are so bad/terrible people are ready to pay isk to get into goons...
yes, we are loosing eve, disbanding every monday, we keep forgeting about sov bills and station eggs...
oh, and btw - eve is dying (for 12years now) :)


yep I was approached by goons several time now, each one trying to get in a scam for me to give them isk. still hasn't worked.

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Chenguang Hucel-Ge
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-03-25 17:25:18 UTC
Well, while I'm not touching goons even with a long pole, I gotta admit, these guys do deliver hilarious news, either about kind players in EVE (Giving huge donation to the GSF member with reason: for Aeon), friendship (Another alliance in coalition), space magic (I still got 1st edition of Grid-Fu mastery, probably should inject this one). Also, I can't reject the fact of CFC beeing the largest EVE community in general.
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-03-26 02:21:42 UTC
Someone's mad he got told by their boss. Why don't you this on GD where it will get more coverage.

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Vicky Somers
Rusty Anchor
#12 - 2015-03-26 16:06:32 UTC
What constitutes a gud fite?
SmilingVagrant
Doomheim
#13 - 2015-03-26 16:18:07 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
What constitutes a gud fite?


The ones I win.
Nadine Altair
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-03-26 20:38:26 UTC
Mad Cyril wrote:
GOON leadership mentality is all about marshalling f1 scrubs to help keep their ISK empire in place and they have no interest in providing their line members with meaningful content.

So again, why would anybody volunteer to become a GOONBOT?

The same reason why highsec is so popular - some people just aren't interested in good fights for content and instead only want to rat in peace.
Goons are a herd of carebears that are ruled over by a couple of very capable meta gamers who tell them what to think, what to fly and where to rat.
The average goon line member is essentially nothing more than this.
Nomistrav
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#15 - 2015-03-27 09:40:52 UTC
Nadine Altair wrote:
Mad Cyril wrote:
GOON leadership mentality is all about marshalling f1 scrubs to help keep their ISK empire in place and they have no interest in providing their line members with meaningful content.

So again, why would anybody volunteer to become a GOONBOT?

The same reason why highsec is so popular - some people just aren't interested in good fights for content and instead only want to rat in peace.
Goons are a herd of carebears that are ruled over by a couple of very capable meta gamers who tell them what to think, what to fly and where to rat.
The average goon line member is essentially nothing more than this.


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In doing so, does what they would probably do in reality.

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Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#16 - 2015-03-27 10:55:20 UTC
It is focusing to the goals you have, why to waste assets to something that does not serve purpose.

Only mentally ill people kill for fun.
ggodhsup
relocation LLC.
#17 - 2015-03-29 05:21:57 UTC
i feel like this thread needs a GRRRRRR-GOONS!
Xayder
modro
The Initiative.
#18 - 2015-03-29 18:53:53 UTC
GRRR GOONS

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TigerXtrm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2015-03-30 00:16:23 UTC
Vicky Somers wrote:
What constitutes a gud fite?


Probably a fight that feels at least somewhat 'fair'. A fight where the win could go either way.

Thing is, like the Goons so expertly pointed out, 'fair' fights don't win wars. Gaining sov is hard work. Keeping it is even harder work. Can't blame them for using 'cheap' tactics to win the important fights. No point in making things harder on yourself than they need to be at the end of the day.

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Tencus
#20 - 2015-03-30 16:49:35 UTC
and that's what i like about eve. sometimes it's not for fun for some people :)

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