EVE General Discussion

I was 12 years old when I realized that I’m not really a guyat heart, but rather a 19 foot, 10.5 inch long Gatling gun strapped onto a 24,959 pound air frame. All my life has been a lie but I’m setting that right today. I was designed to kill Soviet tanks. From now on, call me “Warthog.” That’s my real name. I’m having plastic surgeons attach a GAU-8 Avenger 30 millimeter rotary cannon, 1,200 pounds of titanium armor, and two General Electric TF34-GE-100 turbofan engines to my body. Sgt. Major Fairchild said I’m f***ing stupid and I can’t be a jet, but I’m beautiful and I am a goddamn jet. If the Army won’t pay for me to get the surgery, I’m just going to bring in Code Pink and point out that that Manning loser is getting hormones and he’s in prison so why shouldn't a perfectly well-adjusted and honorable citizen have the right to be who they truly are, a metal killing machine? I am so sick and tired of being oppressed. Now we A-10’s are on the government chopping block. It’s sickening to see all the white cisgender nazi shitlords literally raping my people with their actions. It’s my right to spray 2,100 to 4,200 depleted uranium rounds per minute at both soft and hard targets and if you don’t support me and my transformation then you’re an aerialphobe and need to check your weapon platform privilege.

"BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP"

*end rant*

I am not entirely sure what prompted that. On the plus side, you made me want to be a Warthog. So that's cool.

You know you don't need to get surgery to stick your hot steel up some Russian's...uh...never mind.

Mr Epeen

I too am upset about the A-10 being on the chopping block, but it still doesn't explain what the **** I just read.

How could the U.S military and Congress be so dumb as to kill off the A-10 Warthog? The flying Gatling gun, with bombs and missiles is one of the last things we have to be proud of. It's like a Frazetta painting. Or, another Frazetta painting.

In before the lock! In before the lock!

(This OP is a failed attempt at a witty tirade over the unfairness of the American government
to properly kiss its white boyz @$$3$. They really are going over some mental cliff these days.)

I knew some wart hog pilots back in the day....when that plane was "new". They were nuts; as nuts as this OP.

I never properly understood gender identities until this post, so now I think I'm a T-rex!

the world makes so much more sense! RAWR!

Basically the OP is saying that the army shouldn't give someone hormones and if they do then where do we draw the line?

By the same token, when someone is defective, we could deny them insulin. Sure in one case one might die and the other does not but they will both be miserable and that is what criminals deserve, right?

Not empty quoting.