Intergalactic Summit

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (and Unknowns) OF IGS

I have came today to announcer to you all the net biggest thing to ever be broadcast live on holovid! Brought to you by the good people at Huogikku Corporation!

the UCBT! Ultimate culinary badass tournament! We have some of the most badass Chefs coming from every edge of known space (and possibly Wormhole space..) to prove to the universe that they are the most badass of the badasses in the art of cooking!

We want YOU to join in this tournament to claim the glory that could be yours, as well as the title of "Most badass chef in New Eden"
There will be sweat
There will be blood
There will be salt
There will be salt that you use to give that ****** bowl of mashed potatoes some flavor because of how god damn awful that chef was that you just want to go into the kitchen and choke the **** out of him

There will be tears!
There will be Nullbear tears!
There will be food
And most importantly there will be glory!

I know what you are thinking "Foley! How exactly can i prove im badass in your tournament?" Well im glad you ask you little ****! In the UCBT we will have contestants do badass **** like cooking while riding a Hover cycle at max speed ! we have custom built Hover cycles that have ovens and other accomplices and **** built into it! We call it the Fast food hog

Also have you suplex the meat out of clams for some of the most badass Clam chowder possible

And much much more!

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Whats that? You can't cook but want some glory still? No matter! Just leech of the glory of a good cook by being their manger! As a manger you can be the most dislike person on the entire show as you make shady deals behind your client's back and become the ultimate scumbag! That or actually be a cool dude...we are still working on a title for that

But do you want in on this next level ****? Leave a reply on this thread and our agents (Most likely will be me..) will be in contact with you as soon as we can about getting you in on the next show

Want to be a sponsor? Do the same thing as Above this sentence! Huogikku Corporation's Tournament is open to all Corporations to promote their products...But i swear to **** if anyone of you come promoting a blender i will **** fury in your cereal


So what are you waiting for? theres ******* Glory to be had

COME GET SOME

Not much of a chef, although I do make a vegetarian curry hot enough to double as reactor fuel.

I get the feeling that Foley went 5-1-4 a long time ago, and these posts are the result.