Intergalactic Summit

Hello all,

Being a bit of an historian and archaeologist, I tend to come across old histories, legends, and stories. I've just come across mention of a story about the "Bloodraiders of Khanid." This seems a fairly recent story. Kind of an urban legend among Sani Sabik.

"South of Kithaled
Where the stars grow dim
She kept the blood of all of them.

Thirteen corpses
Alive, not dead
Killed before life and by a friend

Today they lie still
Tomorrow may rise
when the youngest of blood sees with his eyes."

It indicates a blood farm or clone bank in the area of space "south" of (assuming map south or galactic spinward) Kithaled, or Khanid LowSec.

I will pay handsomely for any further information. A site like this would be a great boon to our people and provide a wealth of historic knowledge, to both Sani Sabik, but possibly Khanid as well.

I fully expect the usual derisive commentary from the incense gallery. Save your breath. I cannot be stopped. Only GOD can judge me, etc..

Thank you everyone else, in advance.

AZ

I trust this about as far as I could comfortably spit a dead fedo.

That angry freedom fighter said this was reality and not a space opera, but yesterday one Blood Raider said to another Blood Raider in front of everybody, or everybody present, that she would give him a bloody tower if he showed her how to sacrifice a million slaves. She even made a link of the contract.

I tried to click on it, but my interface refused to display the message, that's how bloody it was!

Anyway, that's exactly like "space opera" VII "Tinker Tailor Sister Spy," described briefly elsewhere, but once again briefly here: Charles Stocques teams up with the blonde Gurista bombshell Thumper to stop a group of Blood Raiders that have raided, for lack of a better word, a covert Sisters of EVE convent. After a lot of sexual escapes, using technology developed covertly by the Sisters at the convent from technology stolen from Sandman Kuvakie, the Blood Raiders open a hole to the EVE Gate and prepare to sacrifice a group of Matari priestess who had been been abducted from all around space (admittedly, fewer than one million; however, the idea was that they contained the memories of an whole Matari village and all of the ancestors of everyone in the village, which may have been, you know, probably still less than a million - but damn, Impetus is creative) to usher in an age of perpetual darkness!

Strangely, the second Blood Raider declined the offer of the bloody tower, which did not happen in "Tinker Tailor Sister Spy."

But its happening all over again! Here, we've got a Blood Raider bringing up a romantic poem about thirteen dead Matari priestesses. I think there were only seven priestesses in "Tinker Tailor Sister Spy," but seven is also a mystical number just like thirteen. Isn't that right, mystic people? I think there are some mystic people here. But now that I have a better grasp on the end that goes up inside the pod, the story of thirteen dead Matari priestesses gives me an idea for the family artisanal chocolate business!

It is a poorly kept secret that the Sani Sabik enjoy a cult following among Gallente teenagers. My third girlfriend was very much into dressing me up in a thong and going to conventions and having a lot of sex with everyone conscious. There are rules. Well, I'm kind of into that too, I suppose. From an early age, I was taught the family part of a family business is to stay out of the way of people who know how to make chocolate or porcelain, and to instead expose myself broadly in the media to build brand presence. Now that I know which end to push inside the pod, they're telling me to figure out how to get to Tash-Murkon and to expose myself to old Amarrians for brand building.

But before taking off my big boy pants again in foreign places, I'm thinking we could introduce a "Lost Covenant of the Sabik" line of artisanal chocolates.

In thirteen boxes, one of the artisanal chocolates will be replaced by a hand made wooden box. In the box will be a pendant necklace, one pendant for each of the thirteen Matari priestesses who will rise again as vampire queens and usher in an age of perpetual darkness. The thirteen people who find one of the thirteen necklaces will get to appear in the new Impetus documentary "The Thirteen." It will be huge! Gigantique! It's like a space opera following reality, instead of reality following a space opera!

...um... I hope the "Lost Treasures of the Sani Sabik" line of artisanal chocolates is all right, Monsieur "AZed?"

God was...

...very pleased.

Enjoy your hell.


I


Live


Again!

I believe justice has been delivered upon Mr Zateki for meddling in things he does not understand...

I had an interesting conversation with Sir Mokk on the IGS open channel. It appears he killed Mr Zateki, likely after waking him up from stasis.

Yes, the Blooder is dead.

Yes, he awoke me from a very long stasis.

Yes, there seems to have been some signal degradation in my subsequent re-cloning.

And yes, I am very grumpy.

Minus one blooder archaeologist, plus one grumpy amarr.

Sigh. I don't even know if it is a fair exchange.

You killed Al?

Is that possible?

I think I owe you a drink.

Sinjin Mokk, that name is familiar for some reason....oh yes, you flew under the Blooder Silas Vitalia. I don't remember if you share her sentiments, do you?

-Eran