Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

You've tried the best, now try the alliance that's beaten the best senseless!

Ice Fire Warriors is now recruiting US timezone pilots. We're looking for experienced PVPers who want to kill things in small gangs, medium gangs, medium small gangs, and small medium gangs. If you like pressing buttons that aren't F1 just as much as you like pushing buttons that are, we're the corp for you!

What we offer:

• Lots of PVP
• A convenient location, a mere 5 jumps from Jita and 9 from Dodixie.
• Corp funded cruiser roams. Just bring your pod and we'll bring the rest.
• Lots of PVP
• A chance to fly with the Hero of Huola, PunchBug2142.
• Lots of PVP
• Lots of PVP
• Jump freighter service
• Teamspeak server
• A decent amount of PVP

Come talk to us in our public channel, Ice Fire Warriors Pub. Bring a killboard link and 40 million skill points, and start killing spaceships with us!

All right chums... here's the deal:

IFW is a small, but old established corporation whose primary mission to explore strange battlefields, to seek out new targets and new ways of blowing them up, to BOLDLY Leeroy where no drunkard has gone before... !!


Naw... I'm kidding. We are actually a pretty relaxed corp provided you are willing to live in low-sec full-time and share an unhealthy love of internet spaceship violence.
Oh yeah... snark is also a requirement.

While we do have CTAs (Call to Arms) every so often, IFW lets you do what you like... how you like it. Like a Creole hooker during Mardi Gras.
Whether it is brawling, sniping, Leeroying, or dancing around the skirt of your enemy in anticipation of that unfulfilled moment where things explode in orgasmic happy faces... we do it all... most of the time. Sorry, like any proper gentleman, I make no promises. You're going to have rub that one out on your own baby. *lights up a cigarette*

We primarily operate in late US Eastern timezones (~6pm EST) to mid-afternoon Australian/Kiwi timezones (~4pm AEDT).

Soooooo... yeah... we have New York diks... California diks... and Upside down diks (♥)... Sheep diks... mmmm...


What do we offer?
- Chill company
- Insane but personable leadership
- Honesty (especially when you **** up)
- Relative independence (just be in the area when I screw up dammit!!)
- No "high killboard efficiency" bullshit (while nice to have, we won't kick you over a run of bad luck... or stupidity)

What do we expect?
- The ability and willingness to fly a Tech 2 Logistics cruiser (at least level 4 for the hull... preeaaaseee?)
- The ability and willingness to fly an expensive ship into the maw of certain doom (every so often)
- Understanding of basic aggression and PvP mechanics
- Understanding of some advanced PvP tactics (capchaining, nano/kiting, RR gangs, etc).
- Having a heartbeat and being active
- Teamspeak 3 and a Microphone
- Willingness to do as our Evil Overlord Bahmut420 commands and cheer him on through the gates of hell!


So yeah... apply today! We promise we won't be gentle.

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