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WTS PERUNGA, GALMIL PLEASE TAKE HIM BACK

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GavinGoodrich
Perkone
Caldari State
#21 - 2015-03-01 16:43:27 UTC
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
What is his production lvl?


Eff%?

If I was to calculate the Ships killed per hour, divide by cups of carbonated beverages per day, times with the times spent sleeping, minus the times spent away with "Gf/spouse" Then take away the number of excuses for "Spouse/GF Trouble, then move the number to left, invoke a Hungarian Hippo Hype dance, take that and multiply it by the number supers/capital ships squared, add three overly monkey's voiced by Lindsey Lohan, Alan Rickman and Lauren Faust, take those monkeys and sacrifice two of them leaving on left, obviously Lauren Faust, because how could you, you monster? She did MLP and PPG! You would be the most cold hearten EVE player EVER. Well maybe not and some, but really really evil. Vile almost. Hey isn't it interesting Vile and Evil use the same letters? Never knew that, Anyways. Then you would take non sacrificed Lauren Faust monkey person put it on the Jita Market. would that total to a reasonable buy price?



Just let your mind wander while the fingers type it out. You get this kind of awesomeness. Can't +1 this enough.

Haaaaaalp my head's on fire
Gallactica
Shadows Of The Federation
#22 - 2015-03-01 17:15:43 UTC
Back on topic I bid 2 x chicken fillets and a caramel slice - first and final offer.
Rinai Vero
Blades of Liberty
#23 - 2015-03-01 18:22:23 UTC
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Davir Sometaww wrote:
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Maybe we could convince the Caldari to take him?


Personally I would like the calamari to take you. Maybe you could give us live stream of their caps. Twisted


Only live streamed fight I've ever lost was when Purunga was FC....


Shots fired. Again.
RonPaul Rox
Prime Directive.
United Caldari Space Command.
#24 - 2015-03-01 19:27:33 UTC
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Davir Sometaww wrote:
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:
Maybe we could convince the Caldari to take him?


Personally I would like the calamari to take you. Maybe you could give us live stream of their caps. Twisted


Only live streamed fight I've ever lost was when Purunga was FC....


and we lost because u live streamed

or is that the joke?

http://imgur.com/EGjYLSL
Alyssa Severasse
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#25 - 2015-03-01 19:30:56 UTC
Ruining our corp killboard by being podded by mining barges as well....

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44950674/


Smegmeister
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#26 - 2015-03-01 19:31:18 UTC
Pong is a beautiful man when he's not hungry, thirsty, sleepy, in need of weed or just lost a pod. Big smile
Davir Sometaww
Spooks On Pings
SE7EN-SINS
#27 - 2015-03-01 20:50:41 UTC
DJ FunkyBacon wrote:



Only live streamed fight I've ever lost was when Purunga was FC....


Bold words lol! Bring out the caps Twisted
Davir Sometaww
Spooks On Pings
SE7EN-SINS
#28 - 2015-03-01 20:51:36 UTC
Gallactica wrote:
Back on topic I bid 2 x chicken fillets and a caramel slice - first and final offer.


Now now.

What did capitol say? Take him now for free and you get a free ponger to adopt as well!
SmokinJs Arthie
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#29 - 2015-03-02 04:27:11 UTC
Davir Sometaww wrote:
Gallactica wrote:
Back on topic I bid 2 x chicken fillets and a caramel slice - first and final offer.


Now now.

What did capitol say? Take him now for free and you get a free ponger to adopt as well!


Nothing in this life is free.
Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2015-03-02 07:51:53 UTC
This is gold.
Varathius
Enlightened Industries
Goonswarm Federation
#31 - 2015-03-02 13:50:59 UTC
Alyssa Severasse wrote:
Ruining our corp killboard by being podded by mining barges as well....

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44950674/




only battle heroes die to mining barges
Stalence
Caldari Colonial Defense Ministry
Templis CALSF
#32 - 2015-03-02 14:46:51 UTC
Templis CALSF doesn't want him...

Our Industrial alts are having too much fun killing shiny 1.5 Billion ISK pods with their ice mining Skiffs.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44950674/




Member of #tweetfleet @stalence // Templis CALSF // YouTube Channel
X Gallentius
Black Eagle1
#33 - 2015-03-02 16:10:38 UTC
Stalence wrote:
Templis CALSF doesn't want him...

Our Industrial alts are having too much fun killing shiny 1.5 Billion ISK pods with their ice mining Skiffs.

https://zkillboard.com/kill/44950674/
I heard Santo is jealous. Skiff beats Maller.
PERUNGA
TeamTama
#34 - 2015-03-06 03:32:35 UTC
So much love in this thread how iv touched all of you're eve career's Cool
Crosi Wesdo
War and Order
#35 - 2015-03-06 05:17:04 UTC
In some cultures, you can be put to death for apostrophe .
RonPaul Rox
Prime Directive.
United Caldari Space Command.
#36 - 2015-03-06 06:22:55 UTC
Crosi Wesdo wrote:
In some cultures, you can be put to death for apostrophe .


in these last 2 threads, perunga has used apostrophes incorrectly EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. Surely he's doing it on purpose... right?

http://imgur.com/EGjYLSL
Gamma Serpentiz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2015-03-06 20:06:55 UTC
PERUNGA touched me in my eve career but I don't want to say where
Bad Messenger
Rehabilitation Clinic
#38 - 2015-03-07 11:17:53 UTC
Gallactica wrote:
Back on topic I bid 2 x chicken fillets and a caramel slice - first and final offer.


looks like a RMT to me

time to fill petitions.
Vajrabhairava
Perkone
Caldari State
#39 - 2015-03-10 09:08:33 UTC
Jerrith Jaleal wrote:
I will adopt him. However, I am curious to know if he is house trained and had his shots.


Yes, but when he was in Bohica he used to spray all over the house and rip up the furniture.
You should probably get him fixed and declawed if you're serious about keeping him.
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#40 - 2015-03-11 23:22:06 UTC
OP reminds me to not feed, or care for anything I don't intend to keep until it dies.

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