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Are you Elite?

Tipa Riot
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-02-23 16:11:51 UTC
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2015-02-23 16:39:42 UTC
Not elite. Haven't lost a carrier to Drifters yet.
Tuttomenui II
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-02-23 16:50:25 UTC
Good read that is.

When I was in Primary. for the last 2 weeks they existed I was second on the list of people with the most kills in my corp. I was a useless HIC but I got on enemy and friendly kills. Lol
Trey Kutoi
Legion of THOOM
#4 - 2015-02-23 17:12:56 UTC
I am solo Lossmail Elite. I generate loss mails like nobody's business. hail to the king, 25:1 loss: kill ratio
Cannibal Kane
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2015-02-23 17:19:00 UTC

I am actually an idiot. Or so I am told.

I am ok with that.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk

Renegade Heart
#6 - 2015-02-23 17:25:07 UTC
I doubt I will ever be elite, although after reading that guide, it makes me want to try! Awesome read lol.
#7 - 2015-02-23 17:26:39 UTC  |  Edited by: flakeys
Cannibal Kane wrote:

I am actually an idiot. Or so I am told.

I am ok with that.

It's ok kane , we are all called that from time to time by our wives.

You did mean that your wife says that .... right ... ?

Edit: scratch that ''from time to time'' , in marriage your allways called the idiot unless you bring her a lot of gifts , in wich case you actually are an idiot .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Serene Repose
#8 - 2015-02-23 21:46:03 UTC
Yes. Cool

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2015-02-23 21:52:53 UTC
Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Paranoid Loyd
#10 - 2015-02-23 22:24:35 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that.


"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Jori McKie
Horde Vanguard.
Pandemic Horde
#11 - 2015-02-23 22:31:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Jori McKie
The performance of every individual in a fleet is reciprocally proportional to it's size.

Even in small gangs there is a difference between 5 or 10 man gangs. Anything bigger than 15 and you all are more or less F1 bunnies. It is simple in a very small gang like 2 to 5 you know if you **** up and die, your whole gang is in deep trouble. So you give your best to have the most fun for you and your mates.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." - Abrazzar

Minmatar Citizen160812
The LGBT Last Supper
#12 - 2015-02-23 22:46:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Minmatar Citizen160812
Steps to become Elite:

1: Slave drones onto an anchor

2: Fill mouth with Doritos

3: When a ship dies promptly link the over-kill mail

4: Chew on comms while informing everyone you got top damage or the final blow

5: Type rekt, #something or lol into a chat box of your choice

6: Wash down Dorito curd with Mountain Dew

After someone wrote that my instructions were unclear I realized I left out the important part.

7: Repeat until your ass goes so numb when you fart you aren't sure whether you crapped your pants or not.
Bel Tika
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-02-24 00:35:22 UTC
im a elite miner
Gregor Parud
Imperial Academy
#14 - 2015-02-24 02:07:36 UTC
Cannibal Kane wrote:

I am actually an idiot. Or so I am told.

I am ok with that.

A customer once told me "you're too stupid to mine, so you just shoot people", a logic that to this day haunts me in my dreams.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#15 - 2015-02-24 02:16:03 UTC
Tipa Riot wrote:
I think some others might have read this.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
#16 - 2015-02-24 08:26:42 UTC
Of course I am, I'm a capsuleer after all. The prime of modern society.

Get on Comms, or die typing.

#17 - 2015-02-24 08:51:14 UTC
That first article is either... exactly how Sniggles think, or anti-coalition pilot propaganda, or really funny satire.

I'm going with all three.

I'm saving the second article for later, and I hope it's as funny as the first. I don't want to consume so much EVE humor in one sitting.
Critically Preposterous
#18 - 2015-02-24 08:55:37 UTC
Minmatar Citizen160812 wrote:
Steps to become Elite

instructions unclear, accidentally caused 5% tidi.
#19 - 2015-02-24 09:04:07 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Is there a level higher than 'Elite"? Because im that.


31337. .....xXx42oxXxBLAZEITxXx
Juno Rook
#20 - 2015-02-24 09:46:02 UTC
Made my morning lol
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