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Christopher AET
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-02-14 11:56:17 UTC
Since it is valentines day let's see how inventive we can be.


"I must be Sansha Kuvakei, I want to launch an incursion in your system"

"Docking permission requested"

and my favourite

"Baby I must be a Celestis, I can make you damp from across the room"


Okay go............

I drain ducks of their moisture for sustenance.
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2 - 2015-02-14 12:04:47 UTC
"Baby, I must be a T2 explorer because I found the Out of Pod Experience board." P

Moved to OOPE.

ISD Decoy

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#3 - 2015-02-14 13:30:45 UTC
before whisky:

*act suprised*

"oh, almost missed you with those halos"

After whisky :

"aright luuv , givusa shot of yer maintenance bay"

*prepare for incoming slap*

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#4 - 2015-02-14 15:00:43 UTC
"Is that a missile in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me"
Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2015-02-14 19:33:00 UTC
"Hey babe, mind helping me hide my Thorax from the authorities?"

Grrr.
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2015-02-14 20:56:35 UTC
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#7 - 2015-02-14 23:36:43 UTC
um Shocked

1- You way hotter then my eve toon...smaller boobs though

2- you make my Miasmos turn into a Iteron 5 baby

3-you will never need that Hyperion again...

4-ill will ecm the crap outta you

5- im a gallente fan myself...all those curves..
Kyle the Student
Doomheim
#8 - 2015-02-14 23:51:38 UTC
"I don't want to brag, but I just finished training Romance to level 5."Blink
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#9 - 2015-02-15 00:43:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Want to come hang in my CQ? You can bring your camera drones if you like.
vccv
#10 - 2015-02-15 02:28:10 UTC  |  Edited by: vccv
Guess whats hidden behind my cloak!?

/streaks across the room dressed in nothing but two chocolate pasties
Badel Jramodarr
#11 - 2015-02-15 18:20:08 UTC
Let me warp to your gate and enter your system. I'll scan down your cosmic signatures and discover your wormhole entry with my combat probe, leaving shattered worlds in our wake.

I don't always have a signature; but when I do, it doesn't say anything at all

...I'm on a horse
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#12 - 2015-02-15 18:29:42 UTC
Badel Jramodarr wrote:
Let me warp to your gate and enter your system. I'll scan down your cosmic signatures and discover your wormhole entry with my combat probe, leaving shattered worlds in our wake.

Okay, please un-shackle that bearded-Brutor third from the end who speaks, and name your price.

I'll take him.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#13 - 2015-02-20 06:26:53 UTC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irK6awz6NWU

I'm just going to post this, and walk away from this thread.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-02-20 08:14:57 UTC
"Is that a Phobos in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Claud Tiberius
#15 - 2015-02-20 10:09:24 UTC
"Did I mention I'm the CEO of an intergalactic billion-dollar isk corporation" Blink - A CEO once said, probably.

Once upon a time the Golem had a Raven hull and it looked good. Then it transformed into a plataduck. The end.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#16 - 2015-02-21 04:11:17 UTC
How about you and I hop in my Skiff and break the ice between us?

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Hrothgar Nilsson
#17 - 2015-02-21 06:30:31 UTC
Belt Scout
Thread Lockaholics Anonymous
#18 - 2015-02-24 17:22:33 UTC
I have some pod goo I'd like to share with you.

Pirate

They say most of your brain shuts down on the EvE forums. All but the impatient side, and the sarcastic side. No wonder I'm still awake.

**This IS my main so STFU.
Falken Falcon
#19 - 2015-02-26 06:38:54 UTC
I just injected high energy physics and i need someone to train it with

Aye, Sea Turtles
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-02-26 23:57:50 UTC
"Would you help me try out my new Explosive Hardeners?"

"Did you just train Warhead Upgrades to V or are you happy to see me?"

If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg

But in purple, I'm stunning!
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