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Blantant Corporation Recruitment (IC)
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James Robinton
Widderslainte LLC
#1 - 2015-02-09 19:13:59 UTC
[Begin Transmission]

-omputer, I said "begin transmission", dammit.

Transmission begun, Captain. Swearing does not make you sound intelligent.

Aura, I swear to whatever god you're programmed to believe in that if you had a body, I would kick it's ass so hard that your electronic breath would be tasting like shoe polish for a month.

That would require you to polish your shoes, Captain.

Nobody likes a smartass, Aura.

May I remind you that you are currently broadcasting on channel 143.12.41

Hell's bells, Aura. Right. Anyway... Hey you lot! My name's James Robinton, one of the Fleet Commanders for the alliance of corporations known as Ocularis Inferno. We're based out of a class five wormhole and looking for new folks pretty constantly. Our recruiting and training corporation, Wormbro, has some decent folk in it- aw, hell, who am I kidding? All Wormbros are thieves and assholes, but they're the right kind of ******* if you know what I mean.

Anyways... what they do is talk folks in what have never lived in wormhole space and teach em the how-tos of doing it. If you graduate out and move on to one of the big name wormhole folks, that's all right with us. If ya don't, and ya wanna stay on, we roll ya up into my corp. We're not thieves, but we are a bunch of assholes.

Like I said, best kind.

JR, signing off.

[End transmission]

"What do we say to the God of Death?"

"Not today."

~ Game of Thrones, George RR Martin
Jukko Riis
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-02-09 23:27:48 UTC
Heya JR,


I've spent some time working in several wormhole systems. Might have snuck past you guys once or twice.

Like my corp name says, we're into colonization and exploration.

Of course a certain amount of defensive work goes into that as well.

Maybe we should chat sometime, ya?




BRCE: Mission Statement!
James Robinton
Widderslainte LLC
#3 - 2015-02-10 01:14:53 UTC
[Text reply returns]

Hey Jukko-

Sure thing, man. Drop me an mail sometimes and if my on board computer isn't unplugged for being a smartass.

JR

"What do we say to the God of Death?"

"Not today."

~ Game of Thrones, George RR Martin
Darsena Izuma
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2015-02-10 16:27:45 UTC
JR, I thought I already sent you that Aura Attitude Adjustment Patch.

I suppose I can transmit it again.

Aura. Send file AAAP_ver_2_03//runtime.

Wait, what are you doing? Disable forum dictation mode! Don't send the file through GALN{#`%${%&`+'${`%&

-NO CARRIER-

Fedo are not what they seem to be.  Welcome to Night Vale.
Kinroi Alari
Orbital Express LTD
Trystero GmbH
#5 - 2015-02-10 16:40:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Kinroi Alari
[Redacted]

Honestly, I...
Wait, I must hasten and follow, for they are my corporation!
Darsena Izuma
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-02-10 16:48:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Darsena Izuma
Finally, got reconnected.

Kinroi, I think I'm still having connection issues. Your message came across as kind of garbled and didn't make much sense to me. I hope I'm just misreading this, and you're not trying to imply that I don't take my role in the corporation seriously. On the contrary! I try to play my role within the corporation as well as I can, and do not treat it in any way as if it were some kind of "online" game. Is there some way in which I have not lived up to my duties? I know I spend a lot of time exploring, but I can assure you that I do not let that get in the way of doing my job. I really don't know what I could have done to create this kind of perception!

EDIT: Oh, I hope it's not that you're not having Aura issues too. This really seems to be widespread lately.

Fedo are not what they seem to be.  Welcome to Night Vale.
Kinroi Alari
Orbital Express LTD
Trystero GmbH
#7 - 2015-02-10 17:00:13 UTC
Darsena Izuma wrote:
EDIT: Oh, I hope it's not that you're not having Aura issues too. This really seems to be widespread lately.


OK, I'll count that as a vote for "Yes, keep PVP settings as-is." Cool
Anafenza Illat
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2015-02-10 18:32:05 UTC
Robinson.

Hope this finds you well, or at least alive.

What sort of requirements are there for this kind of business? I'm not exactly used to this kind of life, but I would much rather learn the ropes somewhere outside the reach of certain unpleasant friends in Republic space.

-Anafenza Illat
James Robinton
Widderslainte LLC
#9 - 2015-02-11 14:47:34 UTC
Anafenza,

If you got a pulse, and a clone to back it up when that pulse stops, that's really about it. Wormbro is an open recruiting corp taking in wormhole novices fer trainin'. Now, they go on and on about Bob and that crap, but really, it's a lotta practical knowledge and learnin'.

Drop me a message and I can get ya some details beyond that.

"What do we say to the God of Death?"

"Not today."

~ Game of Thrones, George RR Martin
Anafenza Illat
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-02-24 18:19:47 UTC
JR,

Sent a message your way.

Thanks.

-Anafenza
Wendrika Hydreiga
#11 - 2015-02-24 21:01:44 UTC
A corporation recruitment? How delightfully blatant!