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Failed Assassination...pretty sad!

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Lyric Masters
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#141 - 2015-04-24 17:34:09 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
I realise you are just in a station camping alliance and not an elite nullsec alliance, yet most alliances have docterines. 1 gun tristans are not one of them


The word you were looking for is "doctrine" and you aren't in an "elite nullsec alliance" either, so you might want to pipe down a touch.
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#142 - 2015-04-24 17:52:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Jayze Severasse wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Well considering I am currently at work and since your post Santo has killed an additional 7 bil I think it is safe to say I am not Santo. If I was in a position to be playing I wouldn't be posting. Just calling it as I see it.



That's funny, I watched Santo come online as you posted, then I add you....and you're online Shocked
I am mapping J004283 as we "speak"


I would like to request that the court consider removing Jayze Severass from the premises.

I think he's causing a public disturbance, loitering, and probably is an Alt of unfavorable status.

I have suspicion that he has been huffing scrotumite.

At the approval of a restraining order from the Honorable Judge Noragen, I would like to see any further inane posts from him result in a C&P declaration of criminal status... to be considered for execution through any of the deputized units of C&P.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#143 - 2015-04-24 17:58:09 UTC
It's 4am mo. I'll get you your order in the morning

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#144 - 2015-04-29 13:00:12 UTC
Jayzee just lost a Quafe Skin

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46178661/


Will he ever learn?
How many times do people need to be ganked to get better at this video game??
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#145 - 2015-04-29 13:41:19 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
Jayzee just lost a Quafe Skin

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46178661/


Will he ever learn?
How many times do people need to be ganked to get better at this video game??

This was not a failed assassination. Clearly we should entitle this post SANTO's revenge now

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#146 - 2015-04-29 13:51:33 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
Jayzee just lost a Quafe Skin

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46178661/


Will he ever learn?
How many times do people need to be ganked to get better at this video game??

This was not a failed assassination. Clearly we should entitle this post SANTO's revenge now


The plot thickens!!!
https://zkillboard.com/kill/46178665/

So the first km was jayzees alt getting ganked losing 300mill hauler again PLUS a noniskcounted Quafe bp.

Yet IT WAS A TRAP!

Jayzee left his own corp on his main due to reasons... and was apparently escorting his alt hauler in a Gnosis!
He must have went afk at gate TO GET GANKED ON PURPOSE so that npc-now Jayzee could get on the gankers 16mill km.


Jayzee wins again!!!!! Elite ganker kill buddy! Keep it up! Nice trap
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#147 - 2015-04-29 13:54:53 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
Jayzee just lost a Quafe Skin

https://zkillboard.com/kill/46178661/


Will he ever learn?
How many times do people need to be ganked to get better at this video game??

This was not a failed assassination. Clearly we should entitle this post SANTO's revenge now


The plot thickens!!!
https://zkillboard.com/kill/46178665/

So the first km was jayzees alt getting ganked losing 300mill hauler again PLUS a noniskcounted Quafe bp.

Yet IT WAS A TRAP!

Jayzee left his own corp on his main due to reasons... and was apparently escorting his alt hauler in a Gnosis!
He must have went afk at gate TO GET GANKED ON PURPOSE so that npc-now Jayzee could get on the gankers 16mill km.


Jayzee wins again!!!!! Elite ganker kill buddy! Keep it up! Nice trap

So in the end he out trapped santo's alt and killed him himself with a brilliant bait. Well done jayzee. Jayzee 2 Santo 0

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Trigg Savo
Nova Express
#148 - 2015-05-02 00:07:22 UTC
Newb here making my 2nd official browsing of the EVE forums, and stumbled across this thread.

Wow. Just wow.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#149 - 2015-05-02 01:54:10 UTC
Trigg Savo wrote:
Newb here making my 2nd official browsing of the EVE forums, and stumbled across this thread.

Wow. Just wow.

Welcome to C&P. May I suggest the swimsuit post and either of the 2 recent posts by Demerius Xenocratus are a good read

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#150 - 2015-05-14 04:15:33 UTC
https://zkillboard.com/kill/46595198/



Quarter Billion Faction Fit Gnosis wormhole loss.
His alt lost faction Osprey same time.


Jayz been losing lots in his wormhole lately bomers, asteros, tons of isk?

How do players this bad stay this bad this long and dont either improve or quit?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#151 - 2015-05-14 04:19:24 UTC
Carrie-Anne Moss wrote:
https://zkillboard.com/kill/46595198/



Quarter Billion Faction Fit Gnosis wormhole loss.
His alt lost faction Osprey same time.


Jayz been losing lots in his wormhole lately bomers, asteros, tons of isk?

How do players this bad stay this bad this long and dont either improve or quit?

A CCP study showed blowing up is actually fun and = higher retention numbers. I'd dare say that is the same for bittervets and newbros alike.

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#152 - 2015-05-16 23:14:17 UTC
Holy Necro Batman!

Jayze Severasse wrote:
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
I'm not sure whats going on here, but I heard someone advertising how much money they make. Until you can pull in 10b in a day I won't be impressed. The reality is that isk doesn't matter that much, and SP even less. Your attitude is whats showing you to be a noob, not character stats.


Is this for me? It matters not really....truth...

"Isk and sp don't matter"...yet he flies ridiculously expensive ships on his low sp alts....paid for by...wait for it....his WAY vet main xD

Get real please! How do u make 10b/day....I bet capital investment, and skill points play no factor Roll

I guess he might check this thread again.
Assumes that I have some main, Roll. My highest sp character is less than 50m sp and rarely logs in. Why? Because I'm having too much fun on my 20m sp "alt". Also, I never claimed to make 10b/day. I have no consistent income in eve, and when I make money (usually in 1-2 bill chunks) I find myself spending most of it on 2-3 ships. What I said was that I really don't care how much you make, and that you would have to be close to reaching that threshold before you started raising my eyebrows. Keep your finances out of your e-peen stroking. No one in C&P will care.

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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#153 - 2015-05-17 21:28:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
This Christmas I'm asking for SANTO to blow up Jayze some more. Or maybe for this thread to go another 70 or 80 pages with the same content.

Super edit because omg that killmail: TCF is still around!? gg

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Aladar Dangerface
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#154 - 2015-05-19 16:21:01 UTC
HOW.....? I MEAN HOW.....?? HOW THE **** HAVE I MISSED THIS POST UNTIL NOW.

Best read in ages. Well done to one and all, i appluad thee.

To the OP:

Delusions of grandeur much?

Seriosly, nobody, and i mean nobody, gave a flying **** about you until you posted your sperge.

Santo didn't try to assasinate you, get a ******* grip of yourself. You were in the wrong place at the wrong time nothing more (and don't say you didnt make out that it wasn't more coz making a post about it says otherwise).
You are not a special snowflake, you're just an attention whore, and even though you are getting some attention now it will go away and you will be a nobody again.

Enjoy it while it last mkay

I don't need twitter. I'm already following you.
Jayze Severasse
Divided by Zer0
#155 - 2015-05-21 16:44:48 UTC
Lmao...this is some funny ****!

Hmmm, what you might want to figure....is how much I have made solo-ing C2s...and I mean solo.

Yes, I lost a 100mil gnosis and a 83mil osprey (I've only lost those and an Astero in a WH...ever )....lol, that was after making 950mil for that week. While working irl! xD
Guess what, no hauling losses, in how long? In fact I just moved 3billion in assets...right past Goon and Code.

I have lived in how many WHs? You know what....it must be real hard to use a network of sociopaths to pick off a solo t1 hauler....................lol, how cute, u think ur so good.

P.S. There's a reason why I chose that Gnosis and Osprey...they are cheap. But...when u spend every minute in game in a ****** hisec gank fit, I guess my losses seem mentionable..that's cute! Ur big time xD

P.S. come visit me living out of my Orca in a shattered now...lol
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#156 - 2015-05-21 16:52:31 UTC
Jayze Severasse wrote:


Hmmm, what you might want to figure....is how much I have made solo-ing C2s...and I mean solo.



Thank you for this. I've had a pretty ****** day.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#157 - 2015-05-21 17:02:49 UTC
Paranoid and delusions of grandeur. You may wish to seek help for this

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#158 - 2015-05-22 03:19:02 UTC
http://evewho.com/pilot/Mack+Sauce


Jayze's alt Mack Sauce. Born 5/5/15 at 2:54pm. Left npc school and joined jayz's terrible corp at 2:56pm 2mins later.


http://evewho.com/pilot/We%27R+Groot

His other alt We R Groot. Joined his terrible corp within minutes of Mack Sauce.

We all know about Hayze Servasse

And finally Smokey Eyez. Joined minutes after those other 2.

http://evewho.com/pilot/Smokey+Eyez

So jayzee said he transported 3 billion isk the other day directly by goons and code. Watchlist these alts maybe? God this would be great.

And fyi, nice making a new account and them all joining your fail corp that no one in their right mind would ever join, all at the exact same time within minutes.

Please pop these alts transporting his billions in goon/code space. Please.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#159 - 2015-05-22 11:03:48 UTC
900+ mill in c2's in a week? God help your soul...

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flakeys
Doomheim
#160 - 2015-05-22 11:12:39 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Paranoid and delusions of grandeur. You may wish to seek help for this



Or talk to someone with the same mindset.For example gevlon ...

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.