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Wryssa Mangeiri
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-02-05 15:15:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Wryssa Mangeiri
Greetings,

This contract targets one annoying carebear. This particular carebear has avoided PVP for far too long, it hasn't been involved in PVP since 2009 to be exact. Consequently, it must die by any means necessary.

General carebear related information:

1. Is part of a three man corp with only one active member (the bear).
2. Spends its time grinding lvl 4 missions in hi-sec.
3. Mostly flies a kronos maurader in said missions.

The location and time of activity of the bear and the price of the contract can be discussed via eve-mail.

Lock and load! o7
Wryssa Mangeiri
Doomheim
#2 - 2015-02-05 15:17:27 UTC  |  Edited by: Wryssa Mangeiri
double Bear
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3 - 2015-02-06 04:13:38 UTC
May the project try to save this poor deluded creature?
Sequester Risalo
German Corps of Engineers 17
Federation of Respect Honor Passion Alliance.
#4 - 2015-02-06 13:08:37 UTC
And in response to him avoiding PVP for far too long you also avoid PVP and hire others to do it for you? Seems logic.
Wryssa Mangeiri
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-02-06 14:26:25 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:
May the project try to save this poor deluded creature?

Actually, that is kind of the idea. I'm just aiming to take him down a peg or two. This might increase its willingness to pvp. Pirate
Sequester Risalo wrote:
And in response to him avoiding PVP for far too long you also avoid PVP and hire others to do it for you? Seems logic.
You don't seem that bright. But sure, give me a solo fitting that can gank a maurader in high sec without wardeccing and I will do it. Roll
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#6 - 2015-02-06 15:08:10 UTC
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
May the project try to save this poor deluded creature?

Actually, that is kind of the idea. I'm just aiming to take him down a peg or two. This might increase its willingness to pvp. Pirate
Sequester Risalo wrote:
And in response to him avoiding PVP for far too long you also avoid PVP and hire others to do it for you? Seems logic.
You don't seem that bright. But sure, give me a solo fitting that can gank a maurader in high sec without wardeccing and I will do it. Roll


Zkillboard can't find any record of you. Try again.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Wryssa Mangeiri
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-02-06 16:24:47 UTC  |  Edited by: Wryssa Mangeiri
admiral root wrote:
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
May the project try to save this poor deluded creature?

Actually, that is kind of the idea. I'm just aiming to take him down a peg or two. This might increase its willingness to pvp. Pirate
Sequester Risalo wrote:
And in response to him avoiding PVP for far too long you also avoid PVP and hire others to do it for you? Seems logic.
You don't seem that bright. But sure, give me a solo fitting that can gank a maurader in high sec without wardeccing and I will do it. Roll


Zkillboard can't find any record of you. Try again.

And another one of the not so bright squad. First, you miss the obvious sarcasm in my abovementioned post, suggesting that I actually think that it is possible to solo suicide gank a maurader. This is obviously impossible, so yes, I need to pay people to "pvp for me". Secondly, you don't realise this is an obvious alt since it is 30 days old.

Nonetheless, some of you must possess the capabilities to fulfill this contract. Don't be shy now. Big smile
Phig Neutron
Starbreaker and Sons
#8 - 2015-02-07 00:15:32 UTC
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
But sure, give me a solo fitting that can gank a maurader in high sec without wardeccing and I will do it.

So why don't you just wardeck? You think the bear will just sit in station for weeks and never undock? What if the wardecking corp is a one-man corp that he never sees logged in? What if the wardec stays open for weeks and weeks?

I will arrange this killing for you if you will pay the cost of the wardecks plus, let's say, 250 million.
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#9 - 2015-02-07 01:13:45 UTC
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
And another one of the not so bright squad. First, you miss the obvious sarcasm in my abovementioned post, suggesting that I actually think that it is possible to solo suicide gank a maurader. This is obviously impossible, so yes, I need to pay people to "pvp for me". Secondly, you don't realise this is an obvious alt since it is 30 days old.


Picking on people who have the dumb (like me) is griefing-bullying-torture-animal abuse. Also, you don't have to gank a marauder to solo kill it.

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2015-02-07 05:08:15 UTC
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
Greetings,

This contract targets one annoying carebear. This particular carebear has avoided PVP for far too long, it hasn't been involved in PVP since 2009 to be exact. Consequently, it must die by any means necessary.

General carebear related information:

1. Is part of a three man corp with only one active member (the bear).
2. Spends its time grinding lvl 4 missions in hi-sec.
3. Mostly flies a kronos maurader in said missions.

The location and time of activity of the bear and the price of the contract can be discussed via eve-mail.

Lock and load! o7



Dec him yourself. If he doesn't drop corp and actually undocks, just burn in under his guns, activate tackle and your own hurt dispensers, hit orbit at 1000, sit back with a glass of your chosen poison and wait for the explosion.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-02-07 05:46:50 UTC
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
admiral root wrote:
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
May the project try to save this poor deluded creature?

Actually, that is kind of the idea. I'm just aiming to take him down a peg or two. This might increase its willingness to pvp. Pirate
Sequester Risalo wrote:
And in response to him avoiding PVP for far too long you also avoid PVP and hire others to do it for you? Seems logic.
You don't seem that bright. But sure, give me a solo fitting that can gank a maurader in high sec without wardeccing and I will do it. Roll


Zkillboard can't find any record of you. Try again.

And another one of the not so bright squad. First, you miss the obvious sarcasm in my abovementioned post, suggesting that I actually think that it is possible to solo suicide gank a maurader. This is obviously impossible, so yes, I need to pay people to "pvp for me". Secondly, you don't realise this is an obvious alt since it is 30 days old.

Nonetheless, some of you must possess the capabilities to fulfill this contract. Don't be shy now. Big smile


He absolutely realizes it's an alt. That's the point. Post with your main.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#12 - 2015-02-07 08:42:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Why not jump into an ishkur, set your safety to 'fun', and go make mission kronos have some very interesting times on your own?
It doesn't take magic, granted booze helps, but if you manage to get him to open up on you something special gets to happen.

There are tears, and then there's the butthurt that is generated when a multi-billion isk marauder gets melted by a 35 mil assault frigate. Pirate
Also, it takes a while, so you can chat while you're slow roasting him. Bear

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Sequester Risalo
German Corps of Engineers 17
Federation of Respect Honor Passion Alliance.
#13 - 2015-02-08 08:27:09 UTC
Wryssa Mangeiri wrote:
You don't seem that bright. But sure, give me a solo fitting that can gank a maurader in high sec without wardeccing and I will do it. Roll


Actually I consider myself one of the brighter participants in this discussion as I can communicate my opinion in voherent english and am also able to point out discrepancies between your frigging leetspeak and your actions. At least you did admit that you need others to pvp for you, so there is little point in deriding others for also not pvping.
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#14 - 2015-02-08 10:33:35 UTC
Did you mean "coherent"?

Get on Comms, or die typing.
Sequester Risalo
German Corps of Engineers 17
Federation of Respect Honor Passion Alliance.
#15 - 2015-02-08 18:12:02 UTC
Indeed. Thank bob the c is right next to v on the pad so it's believeble when I claim that I planned to spell correctly.
Effect One
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2015-02-08 20:09:43 UTC
Contact me in game.

'This might be internet spaceships, but it's not rocket science to protect yourself and fly with a little common sense' - CCP Falcon
Xorphix
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-02-09 13:39:30 UTC
Try Cannibal Kane.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2015-02-09 22:50:47 UTC
Follow up with Vector (posted earlier in the thread), I'll get the details from him.

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Shallanna Yassavi
qwertz corp
#19 - 2015-02-14 09:21:12 UTC
Does anyone else think he could be taking out a hit on his main just because he's really bored?

I know that's not the thing people usually do, but still, it could be funny.

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