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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#41 - 2015-01-22 18:38:54 UTC
Tigerfish Torpedo wrote:
My fellow capsuleers,

For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.

That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!

My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.

Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.

That is all,
Tigerfish.

The marriage, Mr. Tigerfish, is a social institute allowing procreation and upbringing of children. As your procreation phase has been successfully finished (with 5 children), now you should fulfill second part as well.

However I don't understand all these chastity devices and sterilization. Can't you just stop procreating without this? I mean... not doing is EASIER than doing, right?.. Especially when doing this means participating in rather disgusting, filthy and painful medical procedure between two human persons.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#42 - 2015-01-22 20:22:22 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

The marriage, Mr. Tigerfish, is a social institute allowing procreation and upbringing of children. As your procreation phase has been successfully finished (with 5 children), now you should fulfill second part as well.

However I don't understand all these chastity devices and sterilization. Can't you just stop procreating without this? I mean... not doing is EASIER than doing, right?.. Especially when doing this means participating in rather disgusting, filthy and painful medical procedure between two human persons.


Ok, this last bit really explains why Kim's such a...well, why she's Kim. Let's just say that she has a lot of repressed feelings many of which could be resolved with intensive therapy and a proper weekend of "romance". Blink

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#43 - 2015-01-22 21:56:29 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:

The marriage, Mr. Tigerfish, is a social institute allowing procreation and upbringing of children. As your procreation phase has been successfully finished (with 5 children), now you should fulfill second part as well.

However I don't understand all these chastity devices and sterilization. Can't you just stop procreating without this? I mean... not doing is EASIER than doing, right?.. Especially when doing this means participating in rather disgusting, filthy and painful medical procedure between two human persons.


Ok, this last bit really explains why Kim's such a...well, why she's Kim. Let's just say that she has a lot of repressed feelings many of which could be resolved with intensive therapy and a proper weekend of "romance". Blink


Are you volunteering?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#44 - 2015-01-23 19:20:44 UTC
Oh, hell no Tuulinen! I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#45 - 2015-01-23 19:39:49 UTC
Anabella Rella wrote:
I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.


Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter !

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#46 - 2015-01-24 02:54:59 UTC
Valerie Valate wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.


Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter !

I too once hunted exotic animals.

Then I took a Brutor to the heart.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#47 - 2015-01-24 03:45:09 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.


Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter !

I too once hunted exotic animals.

Then I took a Brutor to the heart.


Brutors aren't exotic animals?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2015-01-24 03:51:13 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Valerie Valate wrote:
Anabella Rella wrote:
I prefer my partners a) male and b) sane.


Aha, a fellow exotic animals hunter !

I too once hunted exotic animals.

Then I took a Brutor to the heart.


Brutors aren't exotic animals?


No, I wouldn't call them exotic.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#49 - 2015-01-24 03:54:57 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
I too once hunted exotic animals.

Then I took a Brutor to the heart.

Brutors aren't exotic animals?

I meant there's no need to hunt anymore once you've caught the king of the jungle.

Though to be honest, he caught me. Just at the right time too. Hero of my heart.

And I think that's all I want to say in this thread.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate ツ Full-Time Supermodel

▷ worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕ ▷ вσss
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#50 - 2015-01-24 04:44:15 UTC
I can be all kinds of exotic, baby.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#51 - 2015-01-24 04:48:27 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
I too once hunted exotic animals.

Then I took a Brutor to the heart.

Brutors aren't exotic animals?

I meant there's no need to hunt anymore once you've caught the king of the jungle.

Though to be honest, he caught me. Just at the right time too. Hero of my heart.

And I think that's all I want to say in this thread.


I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.

Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#52 - 2015-01-24 05:05:24 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:


I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.

Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.


Learn to dance, noob.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#53 - 2015-01-24 11:11:56 UTC
Tabor Murn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:


I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.

Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.


Learn to dance, noob.


You wear stilettos?

-Eran
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#54 - 2015-01-24 15:02:20 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:


Then I took a Brutor to the heart.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a Sebiestor to the knee.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Ava Starfire
Khushakor Clan
#55 - 2015-01-24 17:04:14 UTC
Eran Mintor wrote:
Tabor Murn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:


I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.

Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.


Learn to dance, noob.


You wear stilettos?

-Eran


Only when I ask him to.

"There is no strength in numbers; have no such misconception." -Jayka Vofur, "Warfare in the North"
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#56 - 2015-01-25 10:16:57 UTC
Ava Starfire wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
Tabor Murn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:


I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.

Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.


Learn to dance, noob.


You wear stilettos?

-Eran


Only when I ask him to.


Let's be honest, a man that size who can move well in heels is going to be very agile.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#57 - 2015-01-26 01:28:40 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ava Starfire wrote:
Eran Mintor wrote:
Tabor Murn wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:


I didn't catch a Brutor in the heart, you did.

Last time I had close contact with a Brutor I had stiletto heels puncturing my lung.


Learn to dance, noob.


You wear stilettos?

-Eran


Only when I ask him to.


Let's be honest, a man that size who can move well in heels is going to be very agile.


Having being manhandled by a Brutor during CQC training back in my RMS days has taught me that despite their bulk, the Brutor are, in fact, very agile, and us Sebiestor, despite being lean (some may say scrawny), are actually pretty clumsy until we got basic training beaten into our bones (and we still have to put in more effort to keep up and avoid being tossed across the field by boyishly enthusiastic Brutor servicemen).

And no, the Brutor who accidentally impaled my lungs with stiletto heels was a woman. I can still feel the pain despite being in a different body than the one that received that injury oh so long ago. I also tend to veer off the course of any approaching Brutor women since.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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