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I, Tigerfish.
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Tigerfish Torpedo
Underworld Protection Agency
#1 - 2015-01-20 23:34:28 UTC
My fellow capsuleers,

For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.

That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!

My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.

Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.

That is all,
Tigerfish.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#2 - 2015-01-20 23:37:57 UTC
Tigerfish Torpedo wrote:
My fellow capsuleers,

For the longest time imaginable, many have stood in judgement over my former antics - especially where women are concerned. Despite the fact that such topics only need involve the handful of people concerned, opinions are more widely formed and criticism often delivered.

That said, my marriage is something I treasure; the vows taken, spoken with complete sincerity. Many a skeptic may doubt my ability to remain faithful to my wife, following our recent marriage, but I know I have the ability to surpass these doubts and surprise even myself!

My beloved wife has therefore requested that I make this post, here on the IGS, announcing that hence forth my clones will be subject to sterilization, thus ending my ability to father any more children. I have already fathered five children, none of which I have any interaction with, owing to the manner in which I've previously behaved.

Further, I have also been requested to adorn a chastity device, that only my wife will be able to unlock. I do this whole-heartedly, in the spirit of making a fresh new start with my beautiful wife.

That is all,
Tigerfish.


That's... That's beautiful, man.

(I find the threat of violence is a wonderful prophylactic.)

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#3 - 2015-01-21 00:19:44 UTC
Hm.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
Literia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#4 - 2015-01-21 00:41:14 UTC
Ummm.... all I can do is laugh at this. Reap what you sow.
Punx Evangeline
MHE Industries
Cybernetica
#5 - 2015-01-21 00:44:47 UTC
HAHAHAHA
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#6 - 2015-01-21 00:52:33 UTC
Aren't you at least going to name your wife?
Angel T Hunter
Republic Military School
#7 - 2015-01-21 01:03:18 UTC
Oh man... Chopp chop everytime you get into a new clone? I bet you only do it on your next clone haha
Thea Isotalo
Doomheim
#8 - 2015-01-21 01:16:10 UTC
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.


BRCE: Mission Statement!
Angel T Hunter
Republic Military School
#9 - 2015-01-21 01:18:50 UTC
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#10 - 2015-01-21 01:40:23 UTC
Well, at least you seem to be capable of self-reflection. I guess that's worth something.
Here's to surprising ourselves. I hope you make this work.

Peace,

-Ché Biko

Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation

Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
Desiderya
Blue Canary
Watch This
#11 - 2015-01-21 02:11:49 UTC
I must say, although it must be slightly tasteless, that it takes some balls to make that public announcement.


Anyways, now I guess every skank between here and Curse knows you're not to be touched.

Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2015-01-21 02:20:45 UTC
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.

Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.

I believe your theory is bunk.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Ariel Marquette
Doomheim
#13 - 2015-01-21 03:11:06 UTC
I see that trust is clearly the foundation of this union.
Kale Silence
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-01-21 03:35:17 UTC
Ria Nieyli wrote:
Aren't you at least going to name your wife?


Well if you look hard enough, you might find the answer.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#15 - 2015-01-21 03:37:51 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.

Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.

I believe your theory is bunk.


He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.

Big smile
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#16 - 2015-01-21 03:40:31 UTC
If you people had a memory, you might have recalled that his marriage to Lady Shalee Lianne was announced in this very place less than a month ago.

Tch.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#17 - 2015-01-21 03:41:15 UTC
Desiderya wrote:
... that it takes some balls to make that public announcement.


Literally! Takes every single pair!

Katrina Oniseki
Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
SL33PERS
#18 - 2015-01-21 03:46:20 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
If you people had a memory, you might have recalled that his marriage to Lady Shalee Lianne was announced in this very place less than a month ago.

Tch.


Knowing this and that, it's much better if some things are implicitly stated by the author.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-01-21 05:41:18 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.

Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.

I believe your theory is bunk.


He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.

Big smile


Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2015-01-21 06:30:43 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Thea Isotalo wrote:
So should we take bets on who the lucky girl is?

I'm not suggesting Commander Kim, but she has been kinda quiet here lately. Not so much rhetoric.

It's a theory.




I found that Kim was quite active in Black Rise, which made it implausible that she even had time to pop out five little ankle-snappers.

Besides, being a mother would take away from Killing all Gallenteans.

I believe your theory is bunk.


He has five children he has "no interactions with," thus more than likely not with his wife... And with all that activity, she wouldn't be spending much time with him, the theory isn't bunked yet.

Big smile


Him not spending time with the kids doesn't mean she isn't spending time with the kids. Moreover, unless she opted for five tube babies at once (goshdang wasteful), I really can't imagine someone as scrawny as Kim crapping out quintuplets. Nor do I expect her to spend what? More than 9 months to produce that many kids when she could be spending that time harassing Gallenteans.


Maybe there is a side to Kim we don't know? Ya..... kinda doubtful. Even still she could have conceived them in a jump clone or something, Ya.... I'm thinking this is bunked, Bringing babies into the world won't help eradicate the Gallante. I will say I get the feeling the five babies aren't with the same person, call it a gut feeling.
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