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The Banana appreciation thread

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Erica Dusette
Division 13
#1 - 2015-01-17 23:18:49 UTC
So you've all seen her, kinda hard to miss, yeah?

You've all heard of her, and if you haven't then you're just bad at life.

But since nobody else even has the courage to make it, in the spirit of the other "Appreciation" threads, I figured it was about time I made a special little shout-out to a very, very special little yellow Hero of mine - Candi "The Banana" LeMew. In fact she's everyone's Hero really, or should be in an ideal world. Of course though this thread isn't intended to be like the other appreciation threads, because nobody can be like The Banana.

Being The Banana is much more than just a title and it's far more than just a yellow catsuit.

Of course any scrub can get those.

You see .... It's an attitude and a way of life.

It was many years ago when I first met The Banana. Back then she was a simple, homeless Intaki girl floundering on the streets of some ****** planet in Bereye. Unlike you idiots in The Federation I could see the potential within this young woman, unlike The Federation I had the money to support a homeless young woman and so I quickly inducted her into my cause. I've flown with her since, she's often by my side and I've lost count of the amount of times she's died both for and with me.

You'll still find her by my side to this day, both in space and on the forums. Fearless, aggressive, attractive and always engaging.

Fashion icon. Combat pilot. Unofficial/unauthorized Diplomat. Beautician. Barista. Bait. Comedian. Troll.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for nature's Quafe ... The Banana.

Because you know ...

And yes boys ... she's single.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Dani Dusette
Division 13
#2 - 2015-01-17 23:22:13 UTC
About ******* time.

Candi once saved me and another Rolled Out pilot from a Russian blob in nullsec.

Never forget the sight of her being cut down by twenty hostiles, fearlessly throwing herself to the horde so that both me and our fleet's Armageddon pilot could escape.

o7 Banana.

dαní ㅤㅤ

σиlу ιи dαякиєѕѕ cαи уσυ ѕєє тнє ѕтαяѕ

ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#3 - 2015-01-17 23:24:39 UTC
Wow!

Yeah, I totally remember the very first time I had to have a bikini wax yo. Oops

So terrified, but Erica convinced me Candi's wrist motion when waxing was almost a pleasant experience. She wasn't wrong either. Now at the very first sign of stubble I'm like totally beating her door down for another hot wax session! Wooo!

Love you Candi!

+1
Miallia
Nighthawk Exploration
#4 - 2015-01-17 23:35:09 UTC
+1

I once flew with The Banana.

But then she shed her skin and moved to a C5 like a real wormholer. Straight

EVE System > Subspace communication beacon unreachable. Channel list unavailable.

TwistedFairytale
Nighthawk Exploration
#5 - 2015-01-17 23:36:58 UTC
I heard The Banana once ransomed a wormhole corp with a pound of flesh.

Well, it might have been Erica's idea, but The Banana was there.

Miallia wrote:
+1

I once flew with The Banana.

But then she shed her skin and moved to a C5 like a real wormholer. Straight


And we've missed her ever since. o7
Arllette
Clarity Incorporated
#6 - 2015-01-17 23:38:10 UTC
A rolemodel for all space-women and space-heroes the galaxy wide.

Seems like a really nice person.

07 little genus Musa.

Mizhir: "The forums are the EVE endgame after all."

Rowgar Vuld
Nighthawk Exploration
#7 - 2015-01-17 23:39:30 UTC
10/10 would peel dat.


Kellie Dusette
Division 13
#8 - 2015-01-17 23:40:59 UTC
Aww, for very many much sweet finding thread for dedicate Miss Candi.

Kellie for always love this Banana. Such lovely and funny, many nice memories of this time together. Many much big love from Kellie to Miss Candi for all the time.

I give for you this a salute with silly robot arm. Keep doin' what do. Big a love.

Bianca Silver
Division 13
#9 - 2015-01-17 23:42:22 UTC
I used to be a member of CODE.

Then I met The Banana.

Changed my life bro.

Tigra LeMorte
Clarity Incorporated
#10 - 2015-01-17 23:47:21 UTC
Just... amazing.

Inspirational.

And good for you? Shocked
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#11 - 2015-01-17 23:50:56 UTC
Wow, thanks for chiming in guys and girls.

It's clear The Banana has touched many space lives.

The good, the bad, the ugly.

Everyone loves her. I'd like to take this opportunity to share some recent feedback received from critics.

[22:16:40] Crime time > mor people like you ....
[22:16:47] Crime time > *more
[22:17:06] Crime time > bannnannnaa ;)

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12 - 2015-01-18 00:14:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Tigra LeMorte wrote:
Just... amazing.

Inspirational.

And good for you? Shocked

A Like just for the avatar. Nice one!
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Carmen Electra
Row Row Fight the Power
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#13 - 2015-01-18 00:19:28 UTC
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#14 - 2015-01-18 00:24:31 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:


Could not have said it better myself.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#15 - 2015-01-18 00:27:33 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:

Worth posting in. Takes a bit to bring Carmen outta her zone and the significance is not lost on us.

The Banana will be honored, I'm sure.

Here's a spoon.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#16 - 2015-01-18 00:27:59 UTC
Bananas are my favorite fruit.

And Miss Candi is my favorite banana.

The devil horns told me so!

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Amelia Soikutsu
Nighthawk Exploration
#17 - 2015-01-18 00:28:46 UTC
As family doctor I've been given permission to state that I recently conducted a full-physical on The Banana.

She's one of the healthiest, sportiest little capsuleers I've ever seen. Whatever she's eating, aside crackers and celery, is really doing the trick.

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#18 - 2015-01-18 00:32:27 UTC
Wow guys .... just ... wow. Oops

I'm ******* choking up over here. Cry

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2015-01-18 00:36:00 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Wow guys .... just ... wow. Oops

I'm ******* choking up over here. Cry

Sweety, you're 100% worth it.

Here's a tissue, made from the flesh of your victims, to wipe your pretty, goggled eyes.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Dani Dusette
Division 13
#20 - 2015-01-18 00:49:41 UTC
I think I will submit an application to Grand Maester Foedus for The Banana to be granted the esteemed second title of The Lion.

The legend is like a snowball. Shocked

dαní ㅤㅤ

σиlу ιи dαякиєѕѕ cαи уσυ ѕєє тнє ѕтαяѕ

ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"

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