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I am an alt...

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Agata Matahari
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2015-01-16 22:07:46 UTC
... of an alt. Be honest now. How many alts do you have? Did you forget your main alreday?
Violet Crumble
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#2 - 2015-01-16 22:19:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Violet Crumble
Death to all mains. They suck.

I'm an alt and proud of it.


*Alt Pride Week*

Funtime Factory - We put the fun back in funtime

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#3 - 2015-01-16 22:20:26 UTC
So...how many more likes are you going to give yourself?

Mr Epeen Cool
Violet Crumble
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#4 - 2015-01-16 22:21:35 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
So...how many more likes are you going to give yourself?

If it causes butthurt then lots, but so far none. Guess I have some work to do.

Funtime Factory - We put the fun back in funtime

Paranoid Loyd
#5 - 2015-01-16 22:22:02 UTC
2048

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#6 - 2015-01-16 22:24:15 UTC
Violet Crumble wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
So...how many more likes are you going to give yourself?

If it causes butthurt then lots, but so far none. Guess I have some work to do.

I was replying to the OP, you snarky little vixen.

Mr Epeen Cool
Violet Crumble
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#7 - 2015-01-16 22:26:25 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
I was replying to the OP, you snarky little vixen.

I'm only snarky at mains, so sorry for the snarkyness. Vixen. I like that.

Funtime Factory - We put the fun back in funtime

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2015-01-16 23:01:04 UTC
If my main is an alt, of a main that became an alt because of the alt becoming the main, who am I?





Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

TigerXtrm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#9 - 2015-01-16 23:03:34 UTC
2 accounts with (obviously) 5 alts. Only 1 of which is used as a proper character. The rest are mostly cyno alts.

My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things!

My Website - Blogs, Livestreams & Forums

Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-01-16 23:03:44 UTC
I'm fairly certain I'm an alt of Ned Thomas.
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-01-16 23:13:08 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
So...how many more likes are you going to give yourself?

Mr Epeen Cool


Mr Epeen's alt he doens't know about, so I liked him to remind him.



Honostly.

I used to have many many alts...now only 2...Cause I found out, 1 account is much more fun to play, rely on friends, not on alt.

Personal channel: Crazy Dutch Guy

Help channel: Help chat - Reloaded

Public roams channels: RvB Ganked / Redemption Road / Spectre Fleet / Bombers bar / The Content Club

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2015-01-16 23:13:32 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
I'm fairly certain I'm an alt of Ned Thomas.


Wait.. weren't you accused of being my alt not too long ago? Learn your place before I deactivate the account you're on!

I cant risk another character of mine running amok. Last time it cost me like 2bil ISK in court cost over a paternity case..

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Rowells
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-01-16 23:18:34 UTC
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Orla- King-Griffin
#14 - 2015-01-16 23:24:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Orla- King-Griffin
ALT PARTY!!

william shatner wrote:
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality.

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, my time has come,
Sent shivers down my spine,
Body's aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning,
Very, very frightening me.
(Galileo) Galileo.
(Galileo) Galileo,
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anyway the wind blows.

Ah shite...

663
#15 - 2015-01-16 23:32:33 UTC
Never had me a name
They just gave me a number when I was young
Another Posting Alt
Zerious Fricken Biziness
#16 - 2015-01-16 23:38:08 UTC
I am one in a long line of many.
Serene Repose
#17 - 2015-01-16 23:42:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Serene Repose
Mr Epeen wrote:
Violet Crumble wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
So...how many more likes are you going to give yourself?

If it causes butthurt then lots, but so far none. Guess I have some work to do.

I was replying to the OP, you snarky little vixen.

Mr Epeen Cool
"snarky" I like that word. It's one of those very accurate words. I'm not even sure it's a real word! Like "alt". Alt isn't a real word either. It's a LAZY abbreviation of a multi-syllable word this YOUNGER GENERATION could give a flying f*** about typing OUT! ALTERNATIVE! There. I said it.
And, you can say it, too!

That's a button-pushing society for you. All you have to do is press some buttons,
and now there's TOO MANY TO PRESS.

*Wanders aimlessly away mourning the fate of humanity.*

We must accommodate the idiocracy.

Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-01-17 00:14:34 UTC
zero!
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#19 - 2015-01-17 00:24:08 UTC
This is my main, but I have 12 alts

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.

Elenahina
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-01-17 00:57:20 UTC
I keep being accused of being Mags' alt for some reason.

Which is crazy. Everyone knows I'm Chribba's alt.

Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you. Also, iderno

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