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Death Lady Mania
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-01-07 01:47:04 UTC
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-Keproh V, Kor-Azor, Kor-Azor Wire Service. Heidrun Frakkas, Staff Writer

Local security forces with support from the Ministry of Internal Order and Theology Council Ordinators quickly and efficiently put an end to a heretical terrorist attack in Groeth City. While the terrorists, identified as Equilibrium of Mankind, used explosives and light weapons in their attack on crowds in the in the downtown shopping area, the authorities’ quick reaction saved many lives. (Still, my little Saboteurs killed over a thousand and demolished the Cathedral of St. Kaispar. Well done to them! -Mania)
The terrorists started at Lord Groeth’s household, where the venerable lord was holding a feast to celebrate his grand daughter’s successful completion of capsuleer school. Regretfully, unbeknownst to the holder’s household guard, the grand daughter had turned heretic and let in her terrorist accomplices. After dinner(Not true. We killed the family and then had dinner. The food was good and my Saboteurs deserved a last meal.), the death cultists killed the family and the servants in the household. Following that, they moved into the downtown area for their suicide attack.
The Theology Council and MIO have stated that they have some of the terrorists in custody (Hahaha. They might have bodies.) and are interrogating them to ascertain the location of other EoM cells in the area. The grand daughter’s name has been stricken from the Book of Records and a kill on sight warrant has been issued to all Imperial authorities.
The MIO wishes to emphasize to all citizens that any suspicions of heresy should be reported to the local MIO office or other suitable authorities.
With the death of Lord Groeth and his designated heir, the succession of the seat of the Lord of Groeth and the Lowlands is somewhat muddled with three of Lord Greoth’s cousins vying for the title. The office of Heir Kor-Azor has stated that all claims to the title will be examined and a new holder appointed in due course.


Ocilan lives! To all else, death.
Daemun Khanid
Corbeau de sang
#2 - 2015-01-07 06:28:55 UTC
Equilibrium of Mankind...
As the Empire suffer's from the violent and heretical actions of various Blood Raider and Sani Sabik factions yet another nearly forgotten serpent has dared to rear it's ugly head. Equilibrium of Mankind or EoM presents a threat not only to the Amarrian people and our way of life but to all citizens of New Eden. They care not for the lives of any man, woman or child. In their demented minds the lives of any and all who do not accept their beliefs are forfeit. In comparison to the twisted and depraved individuals who practice Sani Sabik and who worship the false blood god, the lunatics of EoM are purely and truly monsters. They are enemies of life itself. As such, the expansion, proliferation and very survival of such groups must be swiftly and mercilessly brought to an end.

I, Daemun of Khanid, will be sparing no effort in my attempts to hunt these individuals down and further more, I call upon all of my Amarrian Brothers and Sisters to join me in this quest. Long ago the Emperor officially banished EoM from the Empire and issued a death warrant to anyone who claims allegiance to this vile cult. We must spare no expense, leave no stone unturned and leave not one of these murderers alive. It's is our duty under God and Empire to do no less.

Daemun of Khanid
Ponder Rouge Affinor
RURAL RAIDERS
#3 - 2015-01-07 09:32:04 UTC
Daemun it doesn't seem that they do threaten all the citizens of New Eden. I'd say it's quite clear that this is a Amarrian problem alone.
Liam Antolliere
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-01-07 11:41:10 UTC
Ponder Rouge Affinor wrote:
Daemun it doesn't seem that they do threaten all the citizens of New Eden. I'd say it's quite clear that this is a Amarrian problem alone.


I'm afraid you are severely misinformed, monsieur. I suggest some research into the Equilibrium of Mankind...you'll find their goals to be rather nihilistic.

"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
Daemun Khanid
Corbeau de sang
#5 - 2015-01-07 14:24:21 UTC
Ponder Rouge Affinor wrote:
Daemun it doesn't seem that they do threaten all the citizens of New Eden. I'd say it's quite clear that this is a Amarrian problem alone.


As Antolliere said, some research is obviously warranted on your part Affinor. EoM believe in the death of anyone who doesn't follow their path. Their first attack was upon the house of an Amarrian Holder. A target of convenience given that a member of their group was a member of the Holders own family. Quite likely the woman was waiting patiently for the power and potential that comes along with the privilege of becoming a capsuleer. Once she had essentially gained immortality she and her cohorts struck out at those closest to her. I'm certain the setting and timing were selected to create the most havoc in the shortest span of time, a typical terrorist strategy. There is zero indication for belief that the people of any race or Empire are safe from their attacks.

It should be noted however that I have not called upon those of lesser races and faiths to aid in this task. Quite simply I doubt that you are up to it, and will most likely do little beyond attempt and fail at the one thing you will contribute... poor whit and misinformed criticism. Worry not, your superiors will tend to these matters so that you may sleep easy in your beds tonight.

Daemun of Khanid
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2015-01-07 14:51:48 UTC
Another one, huh? Ok then. Ugh

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#7 - 2015-01-07 19:30:31 UTC
Daemun Khanid wrote:

As Antolliere said, some research is obviously warranted on your part Affinor. EoM believe in the death of anyone who doesn't follow their path. Their first attack was upon the house of an Amarrian Holder. A target of convenience given that a member of their group was a member of the Holders own family. Quite likely the woman was waiting patiently for the power and potential that comes along with the privilege of becoming a capsuleer. Once she had essentially gained immortality she and her cohorts struck out at those closest to her. I'm certain the setting and timing were selected to create the most havoc in the shortest span of time, a typical terrorist strategy. There is zero indication for belief that the people of any race or Empire are safe from their attacks.

It should be noted however that I have not called upon those of lesser races and faiths to aid in this task. Quite simply I doubt that you are up to it, and will most likely do little beyond attempt and fail at the one thing you will contribute... poor whit and misinformed criticism. Worry not, your superiors will tend to these matters so that you may sleep easy in your beds tonight.



Wow, with such a kind and thoughtful response the rest of us will jump right to work! Arrogant slaver pig...

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Death Lady Mania
Doomheim
#8 - 2015-01-07 20:12:43 UTC
I feel like I would get along with the Minmatar, since I am 100% against slavery.
Johanes Beaumonte
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#9 - 2015-01-07 20:21:16 UTC
Death Lady Mania wrote:
I feel like I would get along with the Minmatar, since I am 100% against slavery.


Eh? Will you also "Come for their People?" Of course, they don't seem to be doing too much "coming" these days.
Death Lady Mania
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-01-07 20:35:52 UTC
I don't discriminate. I want to kill everyone!
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#11 - 2015-01-07 20:39:20 UTC
Improvement always begins with oneself.
Mizhara Del'thul
Kyn'aldrnari
#12 - 2015-01-07 21:46:31 UTC
When a madman faction's philosophy or end-goal gets crap from the Sansha, you know you've gone a bit off the deep end.
Ponder Rouge Affinor
RURAL RAIDERS
#13 - 2015-01-07 22:53:06 UTC
Daemun Khanid wrote:

It should be noted however that I have not called upon those of lesser races and faiths to aid in this task. Quite simply I doubt that you are up to it, and will most likely do little beyond attempt and fail at the one thing you will contribute... poor whit and misinformed criticism. Worry not, your superiors will tend to these matters so that you may sleep easy in your beds tonight.


You are welcome to them, and them to you.

And fret not! I know that I and the rest of New Eden will sleep soundly in the knowledge that both belligerent sides will have their hands full throttling the other over ideology. Here's hoping for a long and fruitless struggle so you may all feel like achievers and the rest of us may live explosion-free lives.



Death Lady Mania wrote:
I feel like I would get along with the Minmatar, since I am 100% against slavery.



I feel we may get along.


Death Lady Mania wrote:
I don't discriminate. I want to kill everyone!


And now I am not so sure.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2015-01-08 00:15:15 UTC
Don't forget that the enemy of my enemy is only my enemies enemy!

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Ponder Rouge Affinor
RURAL RAIDERS
#15 - 2015-01-08 00:46:11 UTC
Well put!
Death Lady Mania
Doomheim
#16 - 2015-01-08 07:26:49 UTC
Ponder Rouge Affinor wrote:

And now I am not so sure.

If it makes you feel better, I have no interest in killing capsuleers. Not as long as they keep coming back when I kill them!
And you don't mind if I knock off a few baseliners do you?
Ponder Rouge Affinor
RURAL RAIDERS
#17 - 2015-01-08 12:10:28 UTC
I do take issue with indiscriminate killing yes. If it were the right kinds of baseliners, as in Holders, Slavers, the kinds of lunatics who scream for Amarrian dominance from the rooftops etc, etc. I'd probably be inclined to be a touch more charitable. But context is everything, and right now if your giving the Empire reason to start doubting its own, taking that sense of self-righteousness down a peg. Well. That's none of my business now is it?
Daemun Khanid
Corbeau de sang
#18 - 2015-01-08 17:04:07 UTC  |  Edited by: Daemun Khanid
It is apparent that I may have wounded the sensitive ego of some members of the lesser races, a testament to your weakness and not particularly surprising. I can assure you that the actions of heretics in no way blemish the righteousness of Amarr nor am I or any other Amarrian disheartened by your apparent apathy concerning the murder of innocents. Again it's nothing particularly surprising given the lack of moral foundation present in your societies.

As for it being your business, I would think that when innocent men, women and children of your own nation begin falling into the slaughtering hands of people such as Lady Death, as they most certainly will, that you would indeed find that it is "your" business. However, in assuming such things I presume that people such as yourself have a moral compass and do actually care about someone other than your self. An error or my part I admit.

That being the case fear not, for in protecting the innocent the Chosen of Amarr will also be inadvertently protecting those like you. Those who pathetically cannot or are simply too apathetic to protect yourselves.

Daemun of Khanid
Liam Antolliere
Doomheim
#19 - 2015-01-08 18:17:56 UTC
Monsieur Khanid,

I was going to leave you well enough alone, but this latest travesty of circular logic and speech is simply unconscionable.

You have, within the same thread of discussion, called to arms your 'brethren' among the Amarr while simultaneously making a point of excluding all non-Amarr from participating in any action and suggesting that they rest peacefully knowing the situation is in good hands; then in the next moment criticized non-Amarr for displaying apathy concerning the murder of innocents.

Consistent with this doublespeak is your next turnabout in which you criticize non-Amarr for lacking a moral compass after blatantly instructing them to avoid becoming involved because they, and I quote...

Daemun Khanid wrote:
"[...]will most likely do little beyond attempt and fail at the one thing you will contribute... poor whit and misinformed criticism."


It seems you are incapable of making up your mind regarding how anyone else should participate or even if they should and have projected this confusion in a slew of insults and dismissals bolstered by self-righteous accolades and chest-beating.

I may not be able to speak for others but I'll speak for myself in this matter.

I am fully capable of dealing with this minor inconvenience in whatever way I see fit, should I choose to do so, and do not require your permission or approval. So you can politely go jettison yourself.

"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."
Death Lady Mania
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-01-08 18:50:47 UTC
Ponder Rouge Affinor wrote:
I do take issue with indiscriminate killing yes. If it were the right kinds of baseliners, as in Holders, Slavers, the kinds of lunatics who scream for Amarrian dominance from the rooftops etc, etc. I'd probably be inclined to be a touch more charitable. But context is everything, and right now if your giving the Empire reason to start doubting its own, taking that sense of self-righteousness down a peg. Well. That's none of my business now is it?

I tell you what. I have in my possession ten genuine Amarr Slavers. Why don't you come over to my ship and we can kill them together? It will be a fun little picnic. I'll bring sandwiches and Quafe! It's in Jita. You can come to Jita, right?
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