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Your Best - or Worst - EVE Confession

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Thor Kerrigan
Guardians of Asceticism
#1 - 2014-12-30 08:44:53 UTC
So the idea is simple: post the most embarrassing, terrible, or secret thing that has happened involving you in EVE. Post with your main (if you dare) or random NPC alt, doesn't matter.

Obviously, I'll start:

I was once awoxed by a corp member years back (on a now inactive trial account). I was still pretty new to the game but my kestrel was given no mercy. To this day, I have this character on watchlist hoping I can one day return the favor... However, I cherish the thought that perhaps I am on someone's similar list today Pirate.

Have fun!
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#2 - 2014-12-30 08:51:06 UTC
I lost my first PVP attempt ever to a Battle Badger.

The Drake is a Lie

Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2014-12-30 09:40:12 UTC
I was once the CEO of a highsec carebear corp.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#4 - 2014-12-30 09:46:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
Yesterday I helped some guy run the DED site 5/10 Blood Raider Psychotropics Depot.
We have been in fleet, nearly completing second room, when his battleship was concorded for shooting my wreck.
At the end I warped in to the last room alone in Stratios with cloak on and slowboating to the right spot to get rid of the Exsanguinator with gardes II before DPS will get me. He dropped only 18th Tier Overseer's Personal Effects. P
Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2014-12-30 10:04:15 UTC
I've lost a Manticore to a skiff once. XD
#DeleteTheWeak
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#6 - 2014-12-30 10:29:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Inxentas Ultramar
Have the exact same situation as the OP. Still keeping tabs on that guy, and every character with the same naming convention. But that's hardly a confession, I keep tabs on many people for many reasons and this surely isn't the worst one.

I am not one to hold personal grudges, and take some pride in keeping matters "not personal". When I FC I request fleet members to GF even when we lost, etc. However one dude in this game kept doing stuff I found repulsive and weak, so I decided to grief his corp out of it's home system. Went as far as to work with a subdirector to lower POS shields and pillage their lowsec towers, and declared war a few days later to murder all hisec structures. This guy left the game for a while, I recieved intel he was "done" with Eve Online.

This person is now back. Location of his investments is known.

If you are reading this, I am coming for you.
Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#7 - 2014-12-30 10:42:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Chribba
That time when I was scammed to buy Fleet Tempests... twice. But the revenge was delivered courtesy of the scammer's corpmates.

/c

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Dominique Vasilkovsky
#8 - 2014-12-30 10:46:22 UTC
I got myself concorded in a fully a-type fitted Ishtar. Using Nos instead of a salvager on someone elses wreck seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#9 - 2014-12-30 10:49:23 UTC
Your parents had sex before you were even born.

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Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-12-30 10:53:01 UTC
Oh, just remembered this.

Was in the middle of killing an orca and 4 hulks when...

But all is good now. A year later I dropped blops on the Jaguar pilot and killed her Deimos.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik

Frank Pannon
Emerald Swine Escavations
#11 - 2014-12-30 10:57:17 UTC
I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp.

Bonus points:

Shocked It was dual tanked.
Idea My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills.
Oops I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance.

Beat this!

Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#12 - 2014-12-30 11:02:44 UTC
Frank Pannon wrote:
I lost a nanofit ratting Kronos to an obvious lowsec gatecamp.

Bonus points:

Shocked It was dual tanked.
Idea My guns were in my cargohold, due to lack of skills.
Oops I was in Spacemonkey's Alliance.

Beat this!



Wow that's some hardcore penalty stacking! Lol
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#13 - 2014-12-30 11:09:49 UTC
Mine was more Bearism, remember that time when they did the racial destoyer`s and battlecruisers command ship thinjimijig, well I had the bright idea to train one char to full leadership skills so as to make the most of it all. Why not ?
Unfortunately some 6 -7 months later it came to my attention that the one char that I had trained for such was the one char that I had not trained up to take advantage of the said ship skill changes, He sits there now at near 14m in command skills but is absolutely unable to fly anything whatsoever that can actually use them there command skills.

Vive la EvE

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Capt Handbanana
Blood Alcohol Content
T O P S H E L F
#14 - 2014-12-30 11:14:54 UTC
Got Concorded in a blingy CNR while playing with a target painter in high sec. I also got DD'd by a drive by titan in an unfit Chimera as well. Last time I ever went afk in space to grab a beer...

I like beer.

Xylem Viliana
homeless bum
#15 - 2014-12-30 11:22:41 UTC
I forgot to inject command ships skill before the change and spent 4 weeks training the new pre-reqs on 2 chars -.-
Grauth Thorner
Vicious Trading Company
#16 - 2014-12-30 11:24:37 UTC
Not so long ago I lost a retribution to concord by attacking my alt... I wanted to insta-warp his orca by webbing him at a gate, I assumed that this was legal because we were in a fleet. Turned out that by assuming I just made an ass out of my alt and me, since they had to be in the same corp instead to freely engage eachother.

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Themanfromdalmontee
EVE RADIO ARMY
#17 - 2014-12-30 12:55:36 UTC
I used to fly Command Ships in Low Sec Ratting...
Hicksimus
Torgue
#18 - 2014-12-30 12:59:26 UTC
I was telling somebody I'd recently met about why sov nullsec ruins people at PvP. Then we were out roaming FW space and I told him he could FC and I'd simulate how a typical nullsec fleet responds to basic commands. After a few fail jumps, yelling on comms about ships on d-scan that we'd never catch, interrupting important orders to discuss what I had for breakfast and generally being too excited to shoot things that I was told to ignore we finally got in a fight.

That's when I shot him.

Though my best moment was when a corp beggar and/or troll alt got resubbed and joined a friend's alliance...he continued to be the tool I remembered so I gave my friend a bookmark to a "Serpentis Supply Complex"....which was really just a deep safe bookmark. My friend gave the guy this bookmark and told him that he was too busy and that it was easy isk, just to be careful because it was lowsec.

Unfortunately he lacked an expensive fit. But his cries in local for me to stop because we were friends made it worth my time.

Wooo

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Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#19 - 2014-12-30 13:09:24 UTC
I once tried to do relic site in a battlecruiser. It was my first real attempt to go to low sec and yes, it did not go as planned. 3 minutes in I was already destroyed. I must say I was lucky that happened. The guy who destroyed me soon begin to teach me. Pretty much all my early pvp experience comes from what he taught me. Later, as our corp progressed grew in both members and skill... he joined us. ( ; u;)
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#20 - 2014-12-30 13:37:36 UTC
Not going into the specifics as that could give my in game characters away.
Suffice to say that fiddling with POS management while tired (and rather drunk...) with hostiles in system has been proven to be not the wisest thing I ever did....Oops

-1 POS.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

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