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Project Heart Ribbon: "GMaF and ppQ correlation" Data File

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Wendrika Hydreiga
#1 - 2014-12-30 00:18:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
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The following Data File has been redacted and coded to protect Federal [REDACTED] intellectual property from being divulged, while still retaining its academic value. Under the New Caldari Investigation and Corporate Theft Non-Protection Act, all non-redacted data may be used for external financial gain and academic pursuits by third parties.


As requested by Mister Nauplius.

Project Heart Ribbon

On ██/██/YC███ a shipment of two thousand (2000) test subjects were delivered at [REDACTED] Moon III station, in the Genesis region, curtsy of Mister Nauplius. They were emancipated, malnourished and unfit for any form of scientific testing, humane or otherwise.

After a recovery period, two hundred and fifty (250) subjects were drafted via interview to participate in this study. Split into two test groups, exactly half of the subjects were assigned to a control group. The remaining one thousand seven hundred and fifty (1750) test subjects were released to the general population with the assistance of the [REDACTED] humanitarian efforts. Eight hundred and forty three (843) were submited to the Protocol Charlie Sierra 9-Detramol sucessfully.

A small team from Poteque Pharmaceuticals was recruited to assist me in my research. Due to the urgency of this research project and the scarcity of Inferno, only four (4) assistants and myself were administred with the substance. Doctor ██████ █████ Md. did not survive the procedure. Her family was compensated by Poteque Pharmaceuticals as consequence.

After an incident on Lab █, the slaver in charge of managing the test subject population was terminated. Cause of death: crushed lanringe, head trauma, circulatory failure and absence of organs. To preserve the identity of the deceased he will be hereby known as Subject A1 during the rest of the article.

Executive's Note:
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He was mean and called me stupid! So I took his [REDACTED] right from his [REDACTED] and shoved it down his [REDACTED]! I said I was sorry! That stuff makes my head funny.

Pluripotent stem cells extracted from Subject A1's nasal septum were submitted to MSI forced meiosis and specialised into proto-gametean cells. They were used as the genetic medium for the ███████ hybridization procedure, using the methods first analysed on Project Snake Skin. Genetic Marker Fidelity (GMaF) was included as a variable in the CCR installed on the [REDACTED].

Subject M0082 - 0.526 GMaF

Mileninial degradation observed from the offset. Subject was administred magnesium suplements intravenal with limited sucess. Subsequent DfLR observerd at 0.491 with permanent personality loss. Subject reinserted in the population after purge.

Subject M0417 - 0.740 GMaF

No observable rejection. Consistent with findings on Project Circular Logic and Project Snake Skin. Subject will remain under evaluation.

Subject M0299 - 0.5189 GMaF

Same results as with Subject M0082. Subject was implanted with experimental PPh 320-S 'Gross' ppQ Synchronizer Beta cerebral augmentation. Subsequent DfLR observed at 0.673, with mileninial degradation minimized. The augmentation failed after twenty one hours and eighteen minutes, inducing [REDACTED] on the subject. Subject reinserted in the population after purge.

Subject M1319 - 0.132 GMaF

[DATA PURGED]. Subject reinserted in the population after purge.

Subject M0890c - 1.000 GMaF

Subject submited to Protocol Charlie Sierra 9-Detramol Beta. Cryogenic damage sustained. Substance presence down to 0.266 percentils. Tecnical purification achieved. Subject reinserted in the population.

[DATA PURGED]

Continued experiments will be carried out until the test subject group is exhausted of possible subjects.

Executive's Closing Thoughts:

Mister Nauplius request was plain simple: to remove the "Minmatarness" from a slave like I did to myself! Well, if it stops him from being mean, I'm pretty sure trying won't hurt! It worked for me so why not? If by "Minmatarness" he refers to it as the bloodline genetic markers, then sure, I can totally make someone have less "Minmattarness". Intaki rebirth apparatus were my inspiration at first, but the method evolved from there into a series of protocols to make this whole thing work. Right now though, I'm just throwing stuff at the wall and hope something sticks!

But genetics are not like building blocks at all I tell you! But thanks to my technique of all natural genetic hybridization, I can strain the technical limitations imposed by cloning procedures to keep just the right amount of genetic markers to prevent brain scan rejection! Do it enough times during a short amount of time, and it is completely possible to rewrite the gene stuff in a clone into something else! From there on, simple breeding programs like those used in domestic animals can be used to pick off traits you want for any given clone! At least that's the theory! It still needs a lot of testing, but if this proves right it can make stuff like cosmethic surgery a thing of the past!
Anslo
Scope Works
#2 - 2014-12-30 01:26:50 UTC
You've just made the worst and last mistake of your life.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-12-30 02:22:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Have you never considered asking Nautilus what he defines as 'Minmatarness'? The whole experiment is built on too many assumptions.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#4 - 2014-12-30 02:59:07 UTC
What. The ever loving. F**k?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#5 - 2014-12-30 03:36:27 UTC
I thought his method for removing "minmatarness" or whatever involved murdering slaves? What exactly is this?
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-12-30 03:51:48 UTC
Anslo and I don't agree on everything. Actually, we disagree on many things. Possibly the majority of things that we think.

But you've pissed me off enough that I'm willing to provide any assistance neccessary to him as long as the end result is that you severely regret what you've done. If you have any sense of self-preservation I'd get to apologising and making reparations right now. It'll save you a lot of trouble down the line.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.

Alabath Schmidt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-12-30 04:05:47 UTC
There's an age old question as to whether research should be judged by its roots. Should people use research developed by unethical means? Project Heart Ribbon is an abomination, yes, but I look at this document and I wonder. I see this research has the potential to advance much more ethical causes. If some angry individual happened to acquire the unredacted version, I'd be grateful if they sent it my way.
Anslo
Scope Works
#8 - 2014-12-30 04:16:47 UTC
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
There's an age old question as to whether research should be judged by its roots. Should people use research developed by unethical means? Project Heart Ribbon is an abomination, yes, but I look at this document and I wonder. I see this research has the potential to advance much more ethical causes. If some angry individual happened to acquire the unredacted version, I'd be grateful if they sent it my way.

Yeah they thought the same about me. And living how I live now I'll say this. It ain't worth the suffering. **** progression at subject expense.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#9 - 2014-12-30 04:56:01 UTC
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
There's an age old question as to whether research should be judged by its roots. Should people use research developed by unethical means? Project Heart Ribbon is an abomination, yes, but I look at this document and I wonder. I see this research has the potential to advance much more ethical causes. If some angry individual happened to acquire the unredacted version, I'd be grateful if they sent it my way.


I think quite a few people would like that version of this as well, myself included....
Alabath Schmidt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#10 - 2014-12-30 04:59:31 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Yeah they thought the same about me. And living how I live now I'll say this. It ain't worth the suffering. **** progression at subject expense.

You're right. It's not worth it. It's not okay. But the research exists, now. Yes, you could destroy the research, and
I would respect that as your ethical choice.
Or you could send it my way and I could see if I could find a good use for it. We could get some good out of the bad. I understand if you don't, but at least consider it.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#11 - 2014-12-30 05:03:13 UTC
oh..... I just wanted to know where exactly they were.....
Shae Mataar
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2014-12-30 05:04:49 UTC
I am unable to pilot combat vessels due to "scientists" such as these. Good thing too, else I'd be spending way too much in a booster-fueled rage trying to destroy anything and every these people hold dear.

That said, @Anslo, you need help with anything, all you have to do is say the word.

i bring that which you fear the most

freedom

no matter what the price

Anslo
Scope Works
#13 - 2014-12-30 05:05:42 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
oh..... I just wanted to know where exactly they were.....

Get on it then. You know the appropriate channels. We'll be in touch.

As for research, I don't care who it helps. They said my tests would help. Not worth it.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]

Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#14 - 2014-12-30 07:02:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Lunarisse Aspenstar
Anslo wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
oh..... I just wanted to know where exactly they were.....

Get on it then. You know the appropriate channels. We'll be in touch.

As for research, I don't care who it helps. They said my tests would help. Not worth it.


The end does not justify the means. This sort of genetic modification sought by the OP is an abomination. It also shows how far her "Sponsor" Nauplius is from any semblance of the Faith.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#15 - 2014-12-30 07:26:33 UTC
Basically, just run.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Jennifer Maxwell
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#16 - 2014-12-30 07:39:14 UTC
If I'm not wrong... then is this not simply a series of tests being preformed on subject's clones, and not exactly the subjects themselves? Also, are they not using copies of the brainscan instead of the subject's brain itself?

I mean, I can see where some would have issue with the ethics of this type of research. But if these subjects are able to be integrated back into the population with little repercussions...
Alabath Schmidt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-12-30 07:45:37 UTC
Anslo wrote:
As for research, I don't care who it helps. They said my tests would help. Not worth it.

Except you're missing the point. The results of the research exist. The (atrocious) actions were done. I'm not saying I'm going to do the research. I'm saying I'm looking for an unredacted copy of the results.
It's essentially the same as looting the wreck of a ship that belonged to someone you're at war with.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2014-12-30 08:17:52 UTC
Alabath Schmidt wrote:
Anslo wrote:
As for research, I don't care who it helps. They said my tests would help. Not worth it.

Except you're missing the point. The results of the research exist. The (atrocious) actions were done. I'm not saying I'm going to do the research. I'm saying I'm looking for an unredacted copy of the results.
It's essentially the same as looting the wreck of a ship that belonged to someone you're at war with.


Except not really. The guy whose ship we blow up and loot knew what he was getting into. The guys who got experimented on...probably didn't.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Rodj Blake
PIE Inc.
Khimi Harar
#19 - 2014-12-30 09:12:01 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
They were emancipated, malnourished and unfit for any form of scientific testing, humane or otherwise.


For the purposes of clarification, do you really mean that they were emancipated, or were they emaciated? The two are somewhat different...




Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori

Jade Blackwind
#20 - 2014-12-30 09:43:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Blackwind
This is just so lovely, words fail me. I can't stop laughing.

Or, wait. I have an idea.

How about we catch you and impart your lost Minmatarness back at you? That'd be fun. I can even find a wandering mystic who, for the modest sum, will bestow an appropriate Voluval mark on you, ms. Hydreiga.

And then the new and improved Minmatar you will be reinserted into the population.

hehehe
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