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Merry Christmas Caldari Militia
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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#1 - 2014-12-24 14:48:43 UTC

After a long battle and making billions of isk - the wonderful and wholesome people of The Church of Awesome would like to announce that Rakapas has been liberated from the hands of the filthy scumbag Gallente.

We currently have our Fedos cleaning the poo and used condoms from the floor that has built up during the Gallente occupation of Rakapas and expect the job to be complete after downtime tomorrow night.

I would also like to thank Black Fox Marauders for giving up so easily.


The Church of Awesome extends special thanks our bestest AU TZ buddyette Renee Chanlin for bringing fleets for fights (well tbh - to die horribly to us over and over and over again - but hey she tried which is more than I can say for Black Fox.)

I would also like to thank XGal for trying to keep his pet fox in Rakapas to spend more days dplexing it when we sleep - with lines like:
'Make sure SS is still in FW. They left after downtime today.'


Shame they were too demoralized XGal. Hopefully you find new pets that will not be as lazy and as easy for a few extremely good looking and drunk Aussies to push around.


Galmil - below is where you may type your lies, excuses about how you left/didn't want that system anyway, propaganda, tears and general sperg (so basically - just pretend this is local and type the usual stuff you type).

Don't hold back now.


♥
Laney

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-12-24 15:36:41 UTC
And the bells are ringing out for Christmas day. Cool

Have a happy and safe one everyone.
Zen Lena
#3 - 2014-12-24 15:46:53 UTC
I'm surprised to see a large alliance like Bebop lose to a small alliance like yours so easily. But I heard you guys used to give Gallente headaches when you lived in Enaluri because of your timezone presence. Congrats. Maybe this will be the start of the Caldari comeback?

Merry Xmas!
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#4 - 2014-12-24 15:48:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Samuel Triptee
Ahhh.. Mixed feelings on this one...

I was part of GalMil when Rakapas was taken. Now I am on the other side of the fence.

Thanks for bringing the good fights and laughs either way.


A very Merry Christmas to all FW participants and a Happy New Year!

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Veskrashen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-12-24 16:50:10 UTC
What, your spais didn't get the alliance mail we sent out on the 15th? Thought you all were better connected than that.

Congrats on taking an undefended system. You of all people should know what it means to go up against a system we intend to hold.

We Gallente have a saying: "CCP created the Gallente Militia to train the Fighters..."
Hiltraud
State War Academy
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-12-24 17:04:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Hiltraud
The stock rhetoric is coming out already! Yay! Mission Accomplished! Capturing Rakapas was just a way to get you Gallente to speak to us again, please continue to shower us with your propaganda messages.

Also, we did get the mails you forwarded Veskrashen, thank you for those and the congratulations.

o7
Oreb Wing
Last Rites.
#7 - 2014-12-24 17:54:24 UTC
Your 1st attempt to break the hub was full of win. It's amazing how many Squids stare with wonder, frozen by fear! by barely a squad of Cormorants. Slightly less amazing how long, and how many times, Rak was vulnerable.

p.s. Thanks for cleaning up, now that the maid service is done we can take it back.
greg01
T.R.I.A.D
Ushra'Khan
#8 - 2014-12-24 19:44:05 UTC
Merry Xmas to everyone in Eve and especially to those in Faction Warfare!

(Excluding you bad losers)

Greg
X
Veskrashen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-12-24 20:38:11 UTC
Hiltraud wrote:
Also, we did get the mails you forwarded Veskrashen, thank you for those and the congratulations.

o7

Oh good, we hoped you'd take us up on our invitation to move in. Glad it wasn't in vain.

Of course, you're on the opposite end of the warzone, but we'll see.

It does look that CalMil is waking up and doing what they can to reclaim those areas we've left empty for them to move back into. The real question is... what happens when the easy gains are gone? Once you've got the northwest and northeast secured, will the Militia have the stones to take on the tough task of actually pushing areas we care about... or will we see another failcascade internal civil war?

I wonder if CalMil would rally to The Church of Awesome's aid if we decided to push Rakapas, or if they'd leave you high and dry again like they did in Enaluri?

Don't worry though - we'll give you enough time to move in properly and redecorate before we give you any real trouble. It'd be the neighborly thing to do after what we did to you in Enaluri.

We Gallente have a saying: "CCP created the Gallente Militia to train the Fighters..."
Moglarr
Operation Meatshield
#10 - 2014-12-24 21:02:43 UTC
Veskrashen wrote:
What, your spais didn't get the alliance mail we sent out on the 15th? Thought you all were better connected than that.

Congrats on taking an undefended system. You of all people should know what it means to go up against a system we intend to hold.



Man, you're playing the "we let you in" card a little too hard. Does anyone believe it besides your corp mates? On one side you have guys complaining about Caldari not pushing systems, and there being no fights. Then Caldari push and flip systems and the Gallente are nowhere to be seen, hiding in their fortresses saying "we didn't want that one anyway".

If a system wasn't defended it reflects poorly on the Gallente, not the Caldari. Especially if you knew the system was being targeted and you had time to respond. My understanding of FW is one side attacks a system and the other tries to defend it, that is where the fights come from. Perhaps I am wrong in this?

Operation Meatshield! GETUP and fight!
Dread Operative
Lowlife.
Snuffed Out
#11 - 2014-12-24 21:03:59 UTC
Common guys, even us in SNUFF know BLFOX moved out a bit ago go be closer to the action in Kanakka. Good chest beat though.
Roy Henry
Black Fox Marauders
Pen Is Out
#12 - 2014-12-24 21:49:44 UTC
Merry Christmas, Cal Mil.

We began pulling out of Rakapas about 3 weeks ago. After months of fun fighting with both the pirates and Caldari things got stale, and with the addition of HONOR. we decided it was time to move on. I hope you take care of Rakapas now that we are gone, and who knows one day we might come back when the time is right!

I was honestly a tad surprised how long it took to flip, even after we stopped D-plexing and moved out. Even after a Gal Mil wide mail I expected a little more haste. Will miss the fights with Okka and Asakai Caldari as well as all the local faces like FESTA, BLJS, and our most wonderful guests PLEX alliance.

If you're looking for a fight, you can find Blob Fox Marauders over in Eha now.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-12-24 22:00:01 UTC
So I collected some video of the best bits from our battle for Rakapas over the past wee while and did my best to condense it into a couple of minutes of classic Awesome.

Enjoy. Blink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg





IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#14 - 2014-12-24 22:18:53 UTC
Moglarr wrote:
Veskrashen wrote:
What, your spais didn't get the alliance mail we sent out on the 15th? Thought you all were better connected than that.

Congrats on taking an undefended system. You of all people should know what it means to go up against a system we intend to hold.



Man, you're playing the "we let you in" card a little too hard. Does anyone believe it besides your corp mates? On one side you have guys complaining about Caldari not pushing systems, and there being no fights. Then Caldari push and flip systems and the Gallente are nowhere to be seen, hiding in their fortresses saying "we didn't want that one anyway".

If a system wasn't defended it reflects poorly on the Gallente, not the Caldari. Especially if you knew the system was being targeted and you had time to respond. My understanding of FW is one side attacks a system and the other tries to defend it, that is where the fights come from. Perhaps I am wrong in this?



The system was defended man. Most of them evaced from around the 16th as their corp participation had dropped of due to the boredom of constant dplexing. They were still lighting cynos yesterday morning my time and likely still are while i type this.



When their CEO told them to get assets out of Rakapas the word he used was 'Evacuate' - not lets 'move'.






https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#15 - 2014-12-24 22:27:28 UTC
Oreb Wing wrote:
Your 1st attempt to break the hub was full of win. It's amazing how many Squids stare with wonder, frozen by fear! by barely a squad of Cormorants. Slightly less amazing how long, and how many times, Rak was vulnerable.

p.s. Thanks for cleaning up, now that the maid service is done we can take it back.



What are you talking about??

There has been no attempt by us to hit the iHub until the one and only time we did it. (Which was a success)

So in one post you managed Lies, propaganda and sperg.

All you needed was an excuse and to yell BINGO!!! for this thread to be complete.



https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Oreb Wing
Last Rites.
#16 - 2014-12-24 23:23:44 UTC
ah, nm, was thinking of Ladistier on the 22nd. You win. (this time)
SmokinJs Arthie
Jerkasaurus Wrecks Inc.
Sedition.
#17 - 2014-12-25 03:08:57 UTC
Ahhh, to remember the days of old when Caldari State Capturing rage quit fw when no one helped them in Enaluri Blink. But I digress. Merry Christmas to all of those corporate pawns over in Caldari Militia. I do hope that 2015 brings us even more pew then 2014.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-12-25 07:30:39 UTC
Well Christmas lunch is over for another year.

Raspberries were in season this time round in Australia, so my good lady and I decided to use those as a theme for our vitals this year.
The inspirational choice of Chambord went into some part of each course and happily there's enough left over to share with my Gallente brosefs.

I'd like to raise a glass to you all and wish that all your Christmas' will be just as much fun as mine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oma_2RFTaM

Seriously though, I know without you all it would just be bullshit although it must be said that even with you all, it's also bullshit. Lol

Remember that Awesome is only a couple of clicks away. Lang may your lum's reek!
Renee Chanlin
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-12-25 09:07:53 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:



The Church of Awesome extends special thanks our bestest AU TZ buddyette Renee Chanlin for bringing fleets for fights (well tbh - to die horribly to us over and over and over again - but hey she tried which is more than I can say for Black Fox.)



You're welcome and good fights. And don't forget that one time we killed you all. It might take me a while, but I'll find a way to repeat, one day. :-)

Where to next fellas? I need to know where to find the only squids on the map who are willing to undock for a fight in the Aus tz (I dunno what happened to the Heydieles mob, they used to bring me shiny kills, now they just hide in station and deplex when we leave)
Renee Chanlin
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-12-25 09:17:26 UTC
Merry Christmas everyone!

May all the squids eat yourselves into food comas, especially Templis, so I can get some easy deplexing done. :D
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