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Scientific Study Requests Samples
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Xiaohui
#1 - 2014-12-24 11:48:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Xiaohui

Location: Aufay
Sinq Laison region

The small drone broke it's jump cloak and lazily drifted for the Stargate. Skittering along the surface, it made a beeline for the fluid router, where it would then attach itself to the bulkhead and begin transmitting it's message before security sentries removed it:

Scientific Survey Requesting Samples


"Scientific study in human genetics requests DNA samples from baseline and capsuleer sources of all bloodlines.

Baseliners can expect to receive a 5 ISK compensation for their donation.

Special reward incentives for authenticated Jove or "Sleeper" samples.

Samples can be dropped in box 3245-A2, Hangar C, Federal Intelligence Office: Planet V, Moon 1, of the Aufay system via contract to "Xiaohui".

Privacy guaranteed.

This message is a recording and set to repeat at daily intervals.

Thank you.

Messaged terminated."

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Jukko Riis
Doomheim
#2 - 2014-12-24 12:34:45 UTC
Captain Xiaohui,


Please forgive me if that's not the correct rank/honorific.

Might I inquire as to the nature of your study? That you mention an interest in Jove and/or "Sleeper" samples is intriguing.

What could one expect as compensation for non-baseline DNA samples? As a capsuleer whose genes were designed by one of the best labs in the State, I would like to think that my DNA is far superior than the 5 ISK bargain bin.

And I would need a lot more incentive to haul from Black Rise out to Aufay.

Any clarification would be greatly appreciated.

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Xiaohui
#3 - 2014-12-24 13:43:56 UTC
An Achuran woman's face appears on the screen. There seems to be interference, and her image appears grainy and unstable. The audio feed is slightly out of sync with her lip movements, and comes through choppy.

"Recie--- ---- --ssage. ----- you for your interest. My st--y deals with cer---- -enetic ailments amo---- -aseliners, and possible --sk factors for caps--ers. - ---- ---- -esearching possibility of core genetic --rus leading to instability -- --- --------- --oning process. --------- analysis of blood----- imperative" screeeech click click click screech click click "--proving data fidelity. -ove seem to have ------enced similar --oblem, ------------ --rious ---- implic-tions for cap--eers."

"Baseliners" the audio feed cuts out and the video appears to loop for several seconds before a man's stern face appears. Glaring at the screen for a moment, he appears to reach off-screen, and then the feed cuts out entirely.

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-12-24 13:56:23 UTC
As the deposit box is located in FIO station, I strongly discourage anyone participating in such endeavor.

Any work with Federation or for Federation, is the work against the State.
Those, who work for benefit of the Federation are enemies, supporting criminal regime, and shall be eliminated without mercy and regret as threats to humanity and civilization.

Glory to the State!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
KaRa DaVuT
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-12-24 14:39:34 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
As the deposit box is located in FIO station, I strongly discourage anyone participating in such endeavor.

Any work with Federation or for Federation, is the work against the State.
Those, who work for benefit of the Federation are enemies, supporting criminal regime, and shall be eliminated without mercy and regret as threats to humanity and civilization.

Glory to the State!



Like this attitude of yours is not against humanity. You actively provoking people to stop helping the initiative, just because the help container stays in a Federation Station....


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Anslo
Scope Works
#6 - 2014-12-24 15:42:58 UTC
Holy crap 5 isk for a baseliner giving DNA? Gonna make a lot of rich people. Good luck with your endeavor! If you need help, let me know~

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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#7 - 2014-12-24 16:57:59 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Holy crap 5 isk for a baseliner giving DNA? Gonna make a lot of rich people. Good luck with your endeavor! If you need help, let me know~

I see the baseliner economy doing strange things in the near future.

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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#8 - 2014-12-24 17:08:05 UTC
Any word on what the research is for?
Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-12-24 17:23:13 UTC
And once again a certain person ensures that a project will be incredibly well-supported simply by publicly voicing their disapproval of it.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

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Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#10 - 2014-12-24 17:52:16 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
And once again a certain person ensures that a project will be incredibly well-supported simply by publicly voicing their disapproval of it.

I thought we were ignoring said person....

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Alabath Schmidt
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-12-24 18:00:28 UTC
Would you prefer a standard sample? I'm willing to donate, but my DNA's been tampered with a great deal. Would that be a problem?
Jukko Riis
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-12-24 18:14:27 UTC
If you can read this transmission:


I or one of my associates will deliver some samples to you in the very near future. Is is possible to boost your gain? Your connection seems a bit off.


Who was the person at the end of your transmission?

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Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#13 - 2014-12-24 18:29:21 UTC
Woah, five kredits? Subject quality is obviously not essential.

Come back with a one billion offer and you can have an entire corpse, or a mouth swab, your choice.

Otherwise my DNA is mine. This whole thing seems a lil creepy yo.

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Wendrika Hydreiga
#14 - 2014-12-24 18:39:37 UTC
I love science! I did recently adquire about... Two thousand subjects from a good friend of mine. Sure a few were dismissed from my study but I still have their blood samples.

For the good of science, expect a crate of blood samples! It is the season of giving afterall!
Jukko Riis
Doomheim
#15 - 2014-12-24 18:51:20 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Woah, five kredits? Subject quality is obviously not essential.

Come back with a one billion offer and you can have an entire corpse, or a mouth swab, your choice.

Otherwise my DNA is mine. This whole thing seems a lil creepy yo.



I should point out that the samples donated by me will not be mine as they are still under copyright.


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Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#16 - 2014-12-24 19:18:00 UTC
Jukko Riis wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Woah, five kredits? Subject quality is obviously not essential.

Come back with a one billion offer and you can have an entire corpse, or a mouth swab, your choice.

Otherwise my DNA is mine. This whole thing seems a lil creepy yo.



I should point out that the samples donated by me will not be mine as they are still under copyright.



Huh, why are you even telling me that??

Is that a threat? Are you sayin' like, you're gonna come and take mine, or something?

This is getting even creeeepier yo....



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Jukko Riis
Doomheim
#17 - 2014-12-24 22:48:09 UTC
Not a threat.

My legal department informed me that I have to disclose that there is an active copyright to certain strands of dna in my genetic make up.

Yes, this is certainly taking a turn for the weird.

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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-12-25 13:23:53 UTC
KaRa DaVuT wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
As the deposit box is located in FIO station, I strongly discourage anyone participating in such endeavor.

Any work with Federation or for Federation, is the work against the State.
Those, who work for benefit of the Federation are enemies, supporting criminal regime, and shall be eliminated without mercy and regret as threats to humanity and civilization.

Glory to the State!



Like this attitude of yours is not against humanity. You actively provoking people to stop helping the initiative, just because the help container stays in a Federation Station....



Correction:
Federal INTELLIGENCE station.

It means all information passing through it will be screened by these subhumans, including results of research. Maybe even gallenteans will know about research results faster than those, who conduct them.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2014-12-25 14:45:16 UTC
Jukko Riis wrote:
Not a threat.

My legal department informed me that I have to disclose that there is an active copyright to certain strands of dna in my genetic make up.

Yes, this is certainly taking a turn for the weird.

You have a whole legal department?

Good idea to withhold in anycase. I can already foresee all IGS regulars being cloned from this initiative ... and replaced.

Shelby Dusette wrote:
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What are you even doing in a thread like this .... ?

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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
#20 - 2014-12-25 21:53:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Che Biko
I'm somewhat of a biomass dealer, meaning that I scoop up capsuleer corpses and sell them.
Are you interested in using these corpses for DNA samples, and if so, how much are you willing to pay for each corpse?

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