EVE New Citizens Q&A

To the Hon. Dusette.

I have not seen any sign of trolling, as Trolls belongs to old Ancient Celtic and Germanic Traditions that we left behind when our ancestors crossed the Gate, the Primary Wormhole that took us here. Have you seen any Troll in your, undoubtfully, interesting whole lifetime? I did not. And as we have met Jovians it could maybe occurr that we meet Trolls or Giants from the Jotunheim ~ The Minmatar Nation members stil believes in such kind of creatures, if you have come to know deeply some Matari then you should know they have a strong lore about it ~ but I am a Gallente and don't believe in that strange - should we say monsters or simply creatures? - as We stand as a Nation under the Light of Reason. Or the most of us are.

I think you are a valuable Pilot and all I can say is: Nice to meet you, too.

Do not hesitate to contact with me or evemail me if you need something from an Explorer.

Mr. King-Griffin,

I must state from now on forward that I will not execute Violence or threatening to anyone. I don't need it as I am truly free and independant myself. Only sub-human non developed beings tends to such kind of behaviours, as they can not manage themselves and put the odds on others; I prefer to take the consequences of my acts and my fate for myself.

I loaded the Data about Actor Liam Neesom in the HQ and I must say he is actoring in an awesome, brilliant way most of the time, and he plays something simmilar to a Minmatar in a film titled "Rob Roy", which Art Direction is enjoyable.

Greetings, Sir.

*turns back around with a startled expression*
*belly laughs*


*takes a puff from his cigar*
*smiles menacingly as smoke billows from his nostrils*

*starts up Locator Agents*

*Watches as Shah get's his pod into a new Brutix, a truly majestic beast of a ship equipped with 220mm Vulcan Autocannons dubbed the "Noob Wagon". It is truly a site to behold. Beware ye who cross the Fluffers' path. Ye shall be Fluffed*











I'm bad at this.

I also just want to rub in how awesome his present was .

You know... I was content to let this be a little joke between friends... but now?

*war dec inbound*

Time for breakfast in the Gallente Federation. I guess I gonna get Fluff'd and shred into pieces just after the Coffee-Milk. I think it's not the better position for a newcomer but... that's rookie life. As philosopher Plato would have said: "The idea of Destruction only comes from the concept of dividing, while the Idea stands as one, the world is then a veil closing our views, and reality is out of our reach". Write this in my Tombstone, please.

One does not simply brake character ....

What a charming, intriguing reply.

You also didn't react angrily to my post, meaning you are quite right - there are no trolls here.

You know though sir, that trolls, much like explorers, come in several different types and contexts. I don't need trolls, but they exist anyway and in honesty there is a little one in each of us, just like the spirit of exploration. It's part of being human, even fifteen thousand years into the future.

But unlike trolls I always need things from Explorers. Different things, depending on the context and type of explorer we're talking about. Foremost, the most common kind, I need regularly for killmails. However I'd never ask you to put yourself in such a position to provide me one as I'd like to think that we're already on the path to friendship given these communications here.

There are two other kinds of Explorers too. However my needs from them are somewhat more ... personal. In contrast to my business, which is usually murder with a little modelling on the side.

Gotta fuel the tower somehow, you know how it is.

Thank you for your invitation to further communications, I'll be sure to accept with grace and honor sometime.

Fly Fun.

I honestly don't know when I am anymore.

I know WHERE he'd love you to be ...
... but I ain't tellin'!! O:)