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AU TZ PVP'ers Wanted - Caldari Faction Warfare
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JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#21 - 2015-01-19 06:08:22 UTC
Do you find yourself interested in various 'root' flavors and textures?

Do you find yourself questioning the potential of a giger root as the focal point of the above story?

The church of awesome is here to help you navigate your way to an answer.

We remain considerate of those who are enslaved by giger roots and the incendiary effect they may have on your life.

But perhaps most importantly, we provide an outlet of constant PVP to ease your muff induced suffering.

We are here for you.

Confessional Chat:
ASIO Public
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#22 - 2015-01-20 07:36:48 UTC
If Caldari is your thing....and really, how can it not be....come chat us up in:
ASIO Public

or Drop us a line in-game / eve-mail
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#23 - 2015-01-21 10:38:09 UTC
We're in a Plex shooting at things...

Come join us

ASIO Public
JuricM
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#24 - 2015-01-22 08:52:29 UTC
A new day....another chance to join-

The Church of Awesome [Aussie TZ]


Chat Channel:
ASIO Public
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#25 - 2015-01-24 11:10:00 UTC
Bruce takes a well deserved holiday to New Zealand........

One day when out walking in the countryside he happens to glance over a fence and sees a farmer going at it with a sheep.
Bruce is quite taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.
He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander doesn't break stride but replies testily.........

"Get your own!"
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#26 - 2015-01-25 14:31:35 UTC
A Jackeroo rides into town after months of rustling.
He ties the horse out the front of the pub, dusts off his pants, and then walks around to the back of the horse and runs his lips along the crack of the horses ass.
He heads into the bar, and asks the barmen for a glass of beer. The barmen says, "Listen mate, can I just ask why you ran your lips along the crack of your horses ass ?".
He replies, "I've got chapped lips".
The barmen asks, "does that cure them ?".
The jackeroo replies, "No! But it sure stops me licken 'em".
Shaun Iwaira
Dropbear Preservation Society
#27 - 2015-01-27 02:20:15 UTC
Joined up with these guys a little less than a month ago after they were recommended by an old WAFFLES/PL friend. My impression so far:

Lol Extremely well set up with ample reships all over our corner of the warzone
Lol Leadership hands out T2 fit T1 frigs/dessies/cruisers like lollies
Lol KB is basically ignored, however
Lol Skirmishes are taken seriously enough that we often come out on top
Lol Probably 75% of the actives are competent FCs (pretty much making us immune to an FC headshot)
Lol All around good guys to hang out with
Lol My PvP skills have improved markedly while flying with them

Highly recommended, A+++++, will continue to fly with.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#28 - 2015-01-28 07:53:53 UTC
Shaun Iwaira wrote:
Joined up with these guys a little less than a month ago after they were recommended by an old WAFFLES/PL friend. My impression so far:

Lol Extremely well set up with ample reships all over our corner of the warzone
Lol Leadership hands out T2 fit T1 frigs/dessies/cruisers like lollies
Lol KB is basically ignored, however
Lol Skirmishes are taken seriously enough that we often come out on top
Lol Probably 75% of the actives are competent FCs (pretty much making us immune to an FC headshot)
Lol All around good guys to hang out with
Lol My PvP skills have improved markedly while flying with them

Highly recommended, A+++++, will continue to fly with.



Lies, it's all lies I tell you!

Thanks though Shaun - just don't tell anyone you're my alt please! Lol
greg01
T.R.I.A.D
Ushra'Khan
#29 - 2015-01-28 15:48:56 UTC
Silver,

You're patter is rubbish.
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#30 - 2015-01-30 11:15:27 UTC
greg01 wrote:
Silver,

You're patter is rubbish.



Well, you taught me everything you know. Lol
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#31 - 2015-02-02 11:12:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Silverbackyererse
The scene is set, the night is cold, the campfire is burning, the esky is full and the stars twinkle in the dark night sky...

Three hang-glider pilots, one from Australia, one from South Africa and the other from New Zealand, are sitting round a campfire near Ayers Rock, each embroiled with the bravado for which they are famous.

A night of tall tales of manliness begins....

Kiven, the Kiwi says, "I must be the meanest, toughest heng glider dude there us. Why, just the other day, I linded in a field and scared a crocodile thet got loose from the swamp. Et ate sux men before I wrestled ut to the ground weth my bare hends end beat ut's bliddy 'ed un!"

Jerry from South Africa typically can't stand to be bettered. "Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight on a tiny treck, ind a fifteen foot Namibian desert snike slid out from under a rock and made a move for me.
I grebbed thet borsted with my bare hinds and tore it's head orf ind sucked the poison down in one gulp. Ind I'm still here today to tell the story!".


Bruce the Aussie, remained silent, continuing to slowly poke the fire with his old fella.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#32 - 2015-02-03 02:06:55 UTC
Van was a hard working man who escaped from Vietnam to start a new life in Australia.

He had limited English but wanted to work hard and build a better life.

After days of looking for a job he saw a building site and decided to try and get a job there.

Eventually he found the site Foreman and was given a job.

'OK Van - I will put you with a group of builders you are in charge of their supplies' He said.

Grateful for someone giving him a chance Van promised to work hard and do the best job he could with the supplies.



After 3-4 hours one of the builders said 'Where did the new guy go ??? He disappeared within a minute of starting!!!'

A second later Van jumps out from behind a pile of bricks and yells 'SUPPLIES!!'









https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#33 - 2015-02-04 12:09:23 UTC
Breaking News...........

New Zealanders work out how to get sheep pregnant more often. Shocked

http://www.weeklytimesnow.com.au/business/sheep/new-zealand-study-works-out-how-to-get-sheep-pregnant-more-often/story-fnker8up-1227207849996

Who'd have thought. LolLolLol
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#34 - 2015-02-09 09:07:08 UTC
A Kiwi walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says:
"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's not a pig but a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: " Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Mr Lewie Unknown
Tactical Farmers.
Pandemic Horde
#35 - 2015-02-09 10:09:03 UTC
greg01
T.R.I.A.D
Ushra'Khan
#36 - 2015-02-09 23:07:16 UTC
CSC seem to be doing rather well in recruiting AU/NZ time zone players for Caldari Faction Warfare. Hence, we're kicking Galmil's arse in lowsec.
So, we're still looking to recruit more AU/NZ players that enjoy being drunk talking about their sexual exploits (Laney) whilst killing the Galmil scumbags.

We're looking to have so many Aussies that Crosi Wesdo will nominate us for our own sever!
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#37 - 2015-02-19 07:10:55 UTC
An Australian, a Frenchman and a Canadian are bragging about their sexual escapades with their respective wives.

“After I have zee reelationz wiz my wife’” said the Frenchman, “I cover her wiz crepes suzette and eat it sensually off her silky bare skin. She becomes so excited she rises centimetres off ze bed.”

“After I've giv'n er the good news,” drawled the Canadian, “I pour maple syrup on her and lick it off slowly. She’s in so much goddam ecstasy she rises feet off the bed eh.”

“Me?”, says the Aussie. “When I’ve finished with my old lady I wipe the old fella on the curtains and she hits the roof!”
BonezFW
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2015-03-11 09:33:13 UTC
What do you call a sheep in a kiwi's yard?

Ride on lawn mower
Silverbackyererse
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#39 - 2015-05-04 09:49:05 UTC
Recruitment closed for now. We may make exceptions for old friends and gurls. Lol
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