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Crime & Punishment

 
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Shut up Anslo

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Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-12-17 03:02:37 UTC
I take everything these guys said and double it; because I'm that damn edgy.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#22 - 2014-12-17 03:02:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
admiral root wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:
Anslel.

You guys will make him space relevant with threads like this.


Forum trolls are never relevant, no matter how many people know his name.


Agreed. That's like saying Veers is relevant.

But Veers is way more amusing than anslo's garbage posting.

sorry if we ruined him for ye,
though Omar now has the title "Blood and Feathers"(viewable in game) in honour of shutting him up

Wait? I do? lol
Just checked... it would have been weeks before I would have noticed if Ralph hadn't said anything.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Anslo
Scope Works
#23 - 2014-12-17 03:06:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Anslo
But no, really, please. More hate.

ISD please dont lock this. This is gold. Ganker sperg, so delicious. Unf.

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Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#24 - 2014-12-17 03:12:06 UTC
Anslo is absorbing your hatred and preparing to transform. This isn't even his final form!

<3 Anslo

Oh, and IB4L.

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2014-12-17 03:17:56 UTC
Anslo wrote:
But no, really, please. More hate.



Alright then, you asked for it

Anslo you are a horrid person, whenever you have the chance to do something right you realize what that is then do the opposite. I'm not just talking about fleets and your whelping people who can't afford their ships you say to bring in the first place, but in your actions and attitude when interacting with people online or offline.

I honestly don't know how you can even stay on this game or say you have friends or even a CEO. I guess every sort of lemming needs a master and every beaten wife eventually comes back. However, as of this moment and only because of this thread have I realized how much I have always hated you and the very idea of you as a person and human being. That is all you are, a herder of cats and surrounding yourself with people who are almost as emotionally challenged as you to be easily controlled or their mental deficiencies directed to those you trick them into being enemies and froth at the mouth with pure unneeded hatred.

You are a conniving jackass; and frankly I don't care if you live or die. Screw this corp and screw you

Love
Liuni

And yes this was all sarcasm, I -------- love Anslo.
Anslo
Scope Works
#26 - 2014-12-17 03:18:14 UTC
Cry more tl;dr

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Troomoo Milk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#27 - 2014-12-17 03:20:32 UTC
We are all but humble servants under the mighty and charismatic Anslo. We slave for hours following his doctrines for a taste of what he calls 'content'. Anslo is literally the Based God.
Troomoo Milk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2014-12-17 03:21:46 UTC
[03:21:15] Anslo > go comment
[03:21:16] Anslo > ****
Zynosphere
HAVOCSQUAD
#29 - 2014-12-17 03:24:20 UTC
Ever since joining Scope Works, my penis has tripled in size.

Thanks to Anslo, I can please my wife again!
Schubenwagen Thellere
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2014-12-17 03:25:55 UTC
This post is bad and you should feel bad, Twatwaffle
Troomoo Milk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-12-17 03:26:52 UTC
Zynosphere wrote:
Ever since joining Scope Works, my ***** has tripled in size.

Thanks to Anslo, I can please my wife again!

Mine did the complete opposite. Hmm, I guess Anslo's powers play favorites...
Riken Solette
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#32 - 2014-12-17 03:28:13 UTC  |  Edited by: Riken Solette
Zynosphere wrote:
Ever since joining Scope Works, my ***** has tripled in size.

Thanks to Anslo, I can please my wife again!


Did that dude just call you a twatwaffle?


Anslo 2015
Troomoo Milk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2014-12-17 03:33:30 UTC
Riken Solette wrote:
Zynosphere wrote:
Ever since joining Scope Works, my ***** has tripled in size.

Thanks to Anslo, I can please my wife again!


Did that dude just call you a twatwaffle?


Anslo 2015


Shots. Fuckin. Fired.
Zynosphere
HAVOCSQUAD
#34 - 2014-12-17 03:33:33 UTC
Riken Solette wrote:
Zynosphere wrote:
Ever since joining Scope Works, my ***** has tripled in size.

Thanks to Anslo, I can please my wife again!


Did that dude just call you a twatwaffle?


Anslo 2015


gonna petition to get my title changed to Twatwaffle 2015
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#35 - 2014-12-17 03:35:34 UTC
We have taken your thread, and it shall be assimilated into scopeworks. Resistance is futile.
Schubenwagen Thellere
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#36 - 2014-12-17 03:43:39 UTC
So, It finally happened, it acually came down to this...

Well since noone said it...

This page just got SCOPED.

Also, I am a toolbag,

and a fat mexican
Anslo
Scope Works
#37 - 2014-12-17 03:44:38 UTC
rip gankers

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Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858
Heroes and Villains.
#38 - 2014-12-17 03:47:10 UTC
I was led to believe that real men posted on failheap not eve-o ?

Concord Approved Trader

Anslo
Scope Works
#39 - 2014-12-17 03:48:47 UTC
Boom Boom Longtime wrote:
I was led to believe that real men posted on failheap not eve-o ?

ayyyyyyBBL

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Troomoo Milk
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#40 - 2014-12-17 03:53:25 UTC
FC WHY IS ANSLO SO LEAQ