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Leto Thule: Unfinished Business

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#41 - 2014-12-06 11:54:06 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Thunderdome it is!!

Bronson, choose your ship class and pick a system in NPC null.

We will duel in a bubble.

If you win, I will follow you around as your falcon ***** for a week, jamming gank attempts. Ugh.

If I win, you must awox a corp of my choosing or complete a corp theft of at least 1b isk. You will be required to remain in said corp until the theft is completed, and the isk stolen will be given to James 315, whom will list your donation on minerbumping.com.

What say you?

I find your manner of resolution wholly acceptable. To be clear, standard Thunderdome rules shall apply: no warping away once combat has begun, last capsuleer still in their ship wins, correct?

I have consulted the elders of my order and they also assure me that a trial by combat will be sufficient to recant my previous evocation of The Oh Blessed Mother; as such, at the resolution of the Thunderdome the BFFM moniker may be forever removed from us both if we so choose.

However, I find your terms unacceptable nearly to the point of being insulting. Not only is having a falcon ***** of near zero value to me, but I am the financially aggrieved party in this situation, and you would have me offer up a hefty sum in the event of my loss. Not to mention, you would have me steal said hefty sum from a party of your choosing while I have no way of knowing if said party even has said sum or if they have been tipped off to my efforts.

Not being a person of material goals, I am willing to overlook any financial loss on my end if you are willing to do the same. I propose that we proceed with the Thunderdome (location and ship class yet to be determined), and the loser must insert a statement into their forum signature that the winner is "a really awesome dude" for a period of at least one month.

Are these terms acceptable to you sir?

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#42 - 2014-12-06 11:56:22 UTC
La Rynx wrote:
What?
a codie did not tell the truth or did not do what he promised?
No big surprise.
One does not talk or makes any business with codies.

Please keep your politics out of this. I am attempting to repair my sullied E-honour, which is serious forum business.

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Miko Jin
HELVEGEN
#43 - 2014-12-06 12:18:00 UTC
I must say this is a popcorn and best seat in the house moment.
Are you selling tickets for the event?
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#44 - 2014-12-06 13:11:51 UTC
When I grow up I hope to be at least half as entertaining as the two of you.
Tickets? Location? Time? Who's gonna run security to keep over-excited fans from rushing the stage?
Will there be hookers?
Inquiring minds want to know.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#45 - 2014-12-06 17:59:25 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:


I find your manner of resolution wholly acceptable. To be clear, standard Thunderdome rules shall apply: no warping away once combat has begun, last capsuleer still in their ship wins, correct?


Yes sir. No warping away will be possible, thanks to the bubble.

Bronson Hughes wrote:

However, I find your terms unacceptable nearly to the point of being insulting. Not only is having a falcon ***** of near zero value to me, but I am the financially aggrieved party in this situation, and you would have me offer up a hefty sum in the event of my loss. Not to mention, you would have me steal said hefty sum from a party of your choosing while I have no way of knowing if said party even has said sum or if they have been tipped off to my efforts.


The falcon ***** part was more of an insult to me if I lose rather than a benefit to you. I also could not allow you to AWOX or steal from a corp of YOUR choosing, as I would have no way of knowing if you had ties with them or not.

Bronson Hughes wrote:

Not being a person of material goals, I am willing to overlook any financial loss on my end if you are willing to do the same. I propose that we proceed with the Thunderdome (location and ship class yet to be determined), and the loser must insert a statement into their forum signature that the winner is "a really awesome dude" for a period of at least one month.

Are these terms acceptable to you sir?


I find your terms acceptable. Name the ship class, and either a system in NPC nullsec or a J-sig of your choosing. I will supply the interdiction bubble.

I propose the following rules:

1) Combatants will orbit the center of the large mobile interdiction bubble at a range of 10km before duel is started.
2) No outside assistance in any way.
3) If you decide to bring a blue-and-green setup, thats your call.
4) Neither party will disclose ship type before the start. You must fit for effect.
5) Both parties will fly the same ship CLASS (frig, cruiser, etc).
6) The duel is over when the first player is podded home.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#46 - 2014-12-06 18:02:51 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
When I grow up I hope to be at least half as entertaining as the two of you.
Tickets? Location? Time? Who's gonna run security to keep over-excited fans from rushing the stage?
Will there be hookers?
Inquiring minds want to know.


We should consider this.

However, we will need a promoter. I am just the fighter.

The promoting party would have to be able to ensure an honest fight while also keeping the fans in their seats.

Its not that I dont trust you guys, but I dont trust you guys.

Well, maybe just the inquisitors from DWA.

And Tengu.

And Loyd.

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#47 - 2014-12-06 21:10:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Leto Thule wrote:
We should consider this.

However, we will need a promoter. I am just the fighter.

The promoting party would have to be able to ensure an honest fight while also keeping the fans in their seats.

Its not that I dont trust you guys, but I dont trust you guys.

Well, maybe just the inquisitors from DWA.

And Tengu.

And Loyd.

I concur. I see an opportunity for a right proper event here, and those are always such fun. The only trusted third party I know of is Chribba, but I don't know if this is really his pace. I am open to suggestions for fight promoters.

As for venue, I am flexible as to location, but agree that it should be in NPC Null, preferably near Empire space, not on a main pipe so as to avoid unwanted visitors, and have a station. I have a few locations in mind that I will share with you and/or our mutually-agreed to promoter; it may not be wise to broadcast it's location too far in advance.

As for ship class, my preference is for T1, non-faction cruisers. I feel this provides a good balance of ability, variability, and mobility without cutting into the duration of the fight. No restrictions on modules, rigs, etc. If you prefer something longer in duration, I'd be open to considering a best 2 out of 3 or the like.


EDIT: If you happen to share my love of obscenely long acronyms, we could open this event to the public and limit it to frigates only. It would be the Big Fat Forum Meanie Frigate Free-For-All, or BFFMFFFA. Blink If we went this route, we would most certainly need a promoter.

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Leto Thule
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#48 - 2014-12-06 22:29:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
We should consider this.

However, we will need a promoter. I am just the fighter.

The promoting party would have to be able to ensure an honest fight while also keeping the fans in their seats.

Its not that I dont trust you guys, but I dont trust you guys.

Well, maybe just the inquisitors from DWA.

And Tengu.

And Loyd.

I concur. I see an opportunity for a right proper event here, and those are always such fun. The only trusted third party I know of is Chribba, but I don't know if this is really his pace. I am open to suggestions for fight promoters.

As for venue, I am flexible as to location, but agree that it should be in NPC Null, preferably near Empire space, not on a main pipe so as to avoid unwanted visitors, and have a station. I have a few locations in mind that I will share with you and/or our mutually-agreed to promoter; it may not be wise to broadcast it's location too far in advance.

As for ship class, my preference is for T1, non-faction cruisers. I feel this provides a good balance of ability, variability, and mobility without cutting into the duration of the fight. No restrictions on modules, rigs, etc. If you prefer something longer in duration, I'd be open to considering a best 2 out of 3 or the like.


EDIT: If you happen to share my love of obscenely long acronyms, we could open this event to the public and limit it to frigates only. It would be the Big Fat Forum Meanie Frigate Free-For-All, or BFFMFFFA. Blink If we went this route, we would most certainly need a promoter.


I must make one change to the above. I don't dirty myself with T1 ships. T2 or faction provides for much more versatile engagements with different styles of fitting.

I'll agree to no T3s.

Edit: Chribba? Why should I trust him?

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Paranoid Loyd
#49 - 2014-12-06 22:50:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Leto Thule wrote:
I don't dirty myself with T1 ships.

Loyd's Thorax wrote:
..|..


Also, ROFL

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Leto Thule
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Caldari State
#50 - 2014-12-07 01:06:23 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
I don't dirty myself with T1 ships.

Loyd's Thorax wrote:
..|..


Also, ROFL


That guy obviously had way too much isk on his hands.


I was in a T1 there for the fleet doctrine I was flying with.

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Tengu Grib
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#51 - 2014-12-07 01:31:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Tengu Grib
I shall scream it from the top of Jita 4 - 4. Just let me know when and where, all ticket sales will be donated to James 315 or used to generate prizes of some sort (like Fedo's for Bronson's pen ink) or some combination of both.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Paranoid Loyd
#52 - 2014-12-07 02:15:51 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
I don't dirty myself with T1 ships.

Loyd's Thorax wrote:
..|..


Also, ROFL


That guy obviously had way too much isk on his hands.


I was in a T1 there for the fleet doctrine I was flying with.

I agree with what you said, about the versatility and style of T2s or Faction ships in honorable 1v1s, it's just my Thorax didn't Lol

I was laughing at the 300 mil isk fail fit enhanced with a plex tank.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Leto Thule
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Caldari State
#53 - 2014-12-07 02:48:39 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
I don't dirty myself with T1 ships.

Loyd's Thorax wrote:
..|..


Also, ROFL


That guy obviously had way too much isk on his hands.


I was in a T1 there for the fleet doctrine I was flying with.

I agree with what you said, about the versatility and style of T2s or Faction ships in honorable 1v1s, it's just my Thorax didn't Lol

I was laughing at the 300 mil isk fail fit enhanced with a plex tank.


What about the Plex in his cargo hold lol

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Paranoid Loyd
#54 - 2014-12-07 03:17:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Leto Thule wrote:
What about the Plex in his cargo hold lol
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
enhanced with a plex tank.

Go home Leto you're drunk. P

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#55 - 2014-12-07 11:34:54 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
I shall scream it from the top of Jita 4 - 4. Just let me know when and where, all ticket sales will be donated to James 315 or used to generate prizes of some sort (like Fedo's for Bronson's pen ink) or some combination of both.

While I admire James315 for his ability to instill near-religious fervor into his followers, I am not one of those followers, nor is he a direct party to this matter. What I suggest therefore, if we are indeed to make this an event, is to use any sale of tickets to purchase one Thanatos, to be held in escrow by Chribba or another trusted third party, to be given to the winner. Should the winner choose to donate their prize to James315's cause, that would be their business. Excess ticket sales would be dealt with how the promoters wish. This would allow the stakes to remain closer to the issue at hand, while still allowing for some creative marketing and donations.

Leto Thule wrote:
I must make one change to the above. I don't dirty myself with T1 ships. T2 or faction provides for much more versatile engagements with different styles of fitting.

I'll agree to no T3s.

While I feel your disdain of basic T1 cruisers to be shortsighted, I certainly do understand the additional fitting options afforded by faction and T2 cruisers. However, given that this is Crime & Punishment, and given that this thread has now started garnering some attention, I have no hesitation admitting that I feel that there is a high probability that you or some other C&P denizen would...interfere with our little trial by combat, either during the event or, more likely I suspect, in transit to the battlefield. I have no issue risking even a few T1 cruisers in such a situation, but me, a lone player, bringing a properly fit faction or T2 cruiser into nullsec where a veritable thieves den is known to be waiting for me is not what I would consider to be operationally sound. I think all here would agree with me that this scenario sounds less like a trial by combat and more like a trap.

I am still favorable to a trial by combat, and I am certainly willing to engage using faction and T2 cruisers, but if you want nullsec, it must be in non-faction T1 cruisers.

These are my terms.



On a more humorous note: PLEX tank is best tank...for the pilot scooping the loot....

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Leto Thule
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#56 - 2014-12-07 14:39:48 UTC
I understand your hesitation.

I propose that we keep the location private until after our ships are in place.

I can assist you in moving to the system you choose, simply utilize a courier contract with an obscene amount of collateral. I'll float it there in my alt's blockade runner.

Otherwise we could do a lowsec... But no bubble is available... And I can't fly in high sec...

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#57 - 2014-12-08 12:47:25 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
I understand your hesitation.

I propose that we keep the location private until after our ships are in place.

I can assist you in moving to the system you choose, simply utilize a courier contract with an obscene amount of collateral. I'll float it there in my alt's blockade runner.

Otherwise we could do a lowsec... But no bubble is available... And I can't fly in high sec...

I feel losec is the ideal solution. It alleviates my security concerns, it meets my previously stated condition to allow faction/T2 cruiser use as you requested, and let's face it, hisec is no place for two denizens of Crime & Punishment to settle their differences.

In place of a bubble, we could arrange to have a mobile depot or other mobile structure anchored in a safe spot, off grid from any warpables. At the start of the match, both parties warp to said anchor. The first to leave grid loses. As this is a matter of honor, this would allow us to forgo long points, although scrams may still be useful.

So, as this is not a traditional Thunderdome taking place inside of a warp bubble, I must ask: what range restrictions would you have? Must we stay within a certain (assumingly short) range of the anchor, or would we be free to roam anywhere on-grid? The former is more traditional and would likely make for a more brutal fight, but the latter opens up some...interesting possibilities as well. I find either acceptable, so long as it's agreed to well enough in advance.

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#58 - 2014-12-08 18:27:28 UTC
I agree that it would be best to keep the location of the fight itself a secret until the time of the event (or enough before it to allow for travel of spectators). Though perhaps the region could be decided before hand. The location should be kept secret to all involved except Bronson and Leto, even I won't know.

I accept your suggestion Bronson, ticket sales will go towards a Thanatos hull for the winner. Any ticket sales in excess of that can be turned into fun prizes for spectators maybe. *shrug*

I think 10 million may be a fair ticket price, but it would take more than 100 tickets to cover the hull. Any thoughts on this? Either way, I'll start things off and buy the first tickets for me an my alts. So that's 10 tickets sold.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#59 - 2014-12-08 19:40:15 UTC
I accept lowsec, but would still prefer a J-sig system over that. It would allow the bubbles and ensure that only interested parties actually attend.

Range will be the full grid. We don't want to segregate ourselves to brawlers only.

I would also be willing to expand the event... Maybe have a few more contenders? I mean if we are going to charge for tickets, we need to make it worth their money!

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#60 - 2014-12-08 20:11:00 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
I accept lowsec, but would still prefer a J-sig system over that. It would allow the bubbles and ensure that only interested parties actually attend.

Range will be the full grid. We don't want to segregate ourselves to brawlers only.

I would also be willing to expand the event... Maybe have a few more contenders? I mean if we are going to charge for tickets, we need to make it worth their money!


One major issue with W-space is the lack of stations. If this is just to be you and me, we don't really need a full-scale staging area, but if we do want to open up our little throwdown to additional contenders (which I'll address below), having a station to base operations out of would be ideal, almost to the point of necessity. I suppose we could anchor a POS in a wormhole system as a staging area for the event, but that would only increase the event's overhead.

Then there's Thera. It has stations to stage out of and, while anchored bubbles aren't allowed, Dictor and HIC bubbles are available. We could use a neutral HIC (or HICs) as the anchor point, with the added complexity that they could potentially move independently of us. I'm not completely sold on this idea yet, but the newness of Thera makes it appealing.

If we went this route, we would have to call the event...THERADOME!



Agreed then as to ranges. Ships may roam grid freely, but if you leave the grid that the anchor is on (whatever that anchor is), you forfeit.

I would say cloaking devices would be off limits, simply because there would be no way to enforce the "on-grid" rule. Also, no off-grid boosting (or on-grid boosting for that matter). Implants and boosters (i.e. drugs) allowed.

I am completely fine with making this a larger-scale event with multiple contenders, so long as A) our fight is last, B) only involves you and I, and C) has it's prize(s) separate from the other contenders. Beyond that, I would love to watch other pilots pound each other to smithereens for cool loot.

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