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All Hail The Jove Star!

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#1 - 2014-12-03 05:21:21 UTC
I know not what this portends, but am nonetheless excited.

Is it simply a boon in the aether sent by Chribba to remind us all that we are his alts and he loves us?
Or does it foretell the second coming of the dark lord, Gamertrav?

Did a wizard Jovian do it? Or did someone press the wrong button in his titan?

Maybe it means that we should violence more people's boats. Or maybe it is the combined emorage of a million angry carebears, crying out as one.

Or...... or is it Ezwal's burning hatred of me and all the other GD trolls, made manifest.

Exciting times.



(PS: moment of lucidity here, but someone should probably take away my drugs)

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#2 - 2014-12-03 05:26:36 UTC
I am quite sure the Jove are not all that happy for the star being there and the way it is shining.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#3 - 2014-12-03 05:39:59 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Or...... or is it Ezwal's burning hatred of me and all the other GD trolls, made manifest.


He will never openly admit it, but us trolls have made him laugh out loud many a time.

The hatred is purely a mask he wears to hide his true feelings for us, because deep down.. hes joined the dark side, and become..


..One of us.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#4 - 2014-12-03 05:43:39 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Or...... or is it Ezwal's burning hatred of me and all the other GD trolls, made manifest.


He will never openly admit it, but us trolls have made him laugh out loud many a time.

The hatred is purely a mask he wears to hide his true feelings for us, because deep down.. hes joined the dark side, and become..


..One of us.



Is saying that Ezwal is Unsuccessful At Everything discussion of forum moderation?

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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#5 - 2014-12-03 05:47:42 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
Or...... or is it Ezwal's burning hatred of me and all the other GD trolls, made manifest.


He will never openly admit it, but us trolls have made him laugh out loud many a time.

The hatred is purely a mask he wears to hide his true feelings for us, because deep down.. hes joined the dark side, and become..


..One of us.



Yes. All of this.

Also, I totally dig that you got my Last Starfighter reference in that "Rage?!" thread....

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#6 - 2014-12-03 05:48:41 UTC
Abrazzar wrote:
I am quite sure the Jove are not all that happy for the star being there and the way it is shining.



Since when are the Jovians ever actually happy?

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Komi Toran
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-12-03 05:48:47 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
I know not what this portends, but am nonetheless excited.

I've already cornered the Frankincense market in Jita.
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#8 - 2014-12-03 05:50:36 UTC
Komi Toran wrote:
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
I know not what this portends, but am nonetheless excited.

I've already cornered the Frankincense market in Jita.


Dammit. I was just about to put up a buy order in Rens!

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Altirius Saldiaro
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-12-03 06:21:58 UTC
Its the second coming of our saviour, Joveus
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#10 - 2014-12-03 06:23:34 UTC
Pfft, it's not a star. It's an explodey, wormholey whatsit.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#11 - 2014-12-03 07:45:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Bagrat Skalski
It's because of the next coming of Storyline, or some prophet, maybe both.

Sefrim will appear in a cloud of smoke and they will tell us that we are bad and should be punished.

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
marVLs
#12 - 2014-12-03 08:10:17 UTC
It's just Christmas event, probably...
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#13 - 2014-12-03 08:39:26 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:
I know not what this portends, but am nonetheless excited.

Is it simply a boon in the aether sent by Chribba to remind us all that we are his alts and he loves us?
Or does it foretell the second coming of the dark lord, Gamertrav?

Did a wizard Jovian do it? Or did someone press the wrong button in his titan?

Maybe it means that we should violence more people's boats. Or maybe it is the combined emorage of a million angry carebears, crying out as one.

Or...... or is it Ezwal's burning hatred of me and all the other GD trolls, made manifest.

Exciting times.



(PS: moment of lucidity here, but someone should probably take away my drugs)




Is the end nigh?

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Anna Karhunen
Inoue INEXP
#14 - 2014-12-03 08:41:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Anna Karhunen
It will get brighter until 24th of december, when Sansha Claus comes and spreads incursions all over New Eden. If you have been good (and Sansha Claus has intelligence agency to ascertain that!) you will get shot at. If you have been bad, you will also get shot at, because Sansha Claus does not want to leave anyone without injury or death. Shoot him, and you just may get loot.

Edit: Relevant song.

As my old maths teacher used to say: "Statistics are like bikinis: It's what they don't show that's interesting". -CCP Aporia
Serene Repose
#15 - 2014-12-03 08:48:15 UTC
marVLs wrote:
It's just Christmas event, probably...
Santa's headlight.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Dissy Suffry
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-12-03 08:56:05 UTC
There's a low sec system in gallente FW (might be Eugales or one of the systems close by) that has a star with a vertical lens flare (just like Caroline's star) and from which I could not see caroline's star at all.

Can anyone else confirm this?

I'll look up the correct system later when I'm out of work but it should be this one.
Kharamete
Royal Assent
#17 - 2014-12-03 09:26:16 UTC
Just so you all know, I have a pile of mobile depots which can be rapidly converted into mobile altars for the correct absolutions and prostrations before Bob when he comes. Cheap, cheap. Trust me, I'm Amarrian. We know these things.

CCP FoxFour: "... the what button... oh god I didn't even know that existed. BRB."

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Lors Dornick
Kallisti Industries
#18 - 2014-12-03 10:16:48 UTC
Jarod Garamonde wrote:

Is it simply a boon in the aether sent by Chribba to remind us all that we are his alts and he loves us?
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Or...... or is it Ezwal's burning hatred of me and all the other GD trolls, made manifest.

How can there be a difference when we're all, including Ezwal, are Chribba's alts?

CCP Greyscale: As to starbases, we agree it's pretty terrible, but we don't want to delay the entire release just for this one factor.
Lucrii Dei
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2014-12-03 10:21:27 UTC
Yes, kneel before your superiors. Pledge fealty and you may be spared. Maybe.

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Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#20 - 2014-12-03 12:42:43 UTC
Lucrii Dei wrote:
Yes, kneel before your superiors. Pledge fealty and you may be spared. Maybe.
If you slay everyone, who's gonna do your laundry?

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
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