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My favorite thing about EVE Online
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Boozbaz
Securitech Industries
#1 - 2014-11-29 03:26:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Boozbaz
My favorite thing about playing EVE Online is when someone pisses me off, I put a bounty on their head and then after several days or weeks, I receive a an email stating that they were attacked and the bounty was claimed. It's like placing an order for something, forgetting about it, and then someone knocks on your door saying "Your order, sir." - puts a smile smile on my face, and yes it's even more delicious when it's served cold.

I just wanted to share, thanks CCP.
Persifonne
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-11-29 04:50:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Persifonne
Your alltimemostfav thing in all of EvE is when someone better than you gets blown by someone better than them a few weeks after you waste money in the loljoke bounty system??

Thats like saying you enjoy watching porno better than banging, or actually you enjoy hearing someone describe a porno they watched the other night..

This is not the game you are looking for....

Baddie YOLO!
Boozbaz
Securitech Industries
#3 - 2014-11-29 05:19:00 UTC
Persifonne wrote:
Your alltimemostfav thing in all of EvE is when someone better than you gets blown by someone better than them a few weeks after you waste money in the loljoke bounty system??

Thats like saying you enjoy watching porno better than banging, or actually you enjoy hearing someone describe a porno they watched the other night..

This is not the game you are looking for....

Baddie YOLO!


Smack talk like that is a good way to get a bounty put on your head :)
Persifonne
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#4 - 2014-11-29 05:24:07 UTC
Lmao please throw your isk down the drain into the lolfailbounty system. My alts have a ton of bounty and i actually get some of it when i suicide gank and use Persif as scout and just target my ganker when they go red. Its ironic that carebear bounties help fund my ganking.

Lol@bountyjokesystem. Its a joke dude, kinda like your hair
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2014-11-29 05:35:13 UTC
I put bounties on my friends. It pisses me off when I get those evemails because it means I have to place a new bounty.

Stupid bounties.
Boozbaz
Securitech Industries
#6 - 2014-11-29 06:54:11 UTC
Persifonne wrote:
Lmao please throw your isk down the drain into the lolfailbounty system. My alts have a ton of bounty and i actually get some of it when i suicide gank and use Persif as scout and just target my ganker when they go red. Its ironic that carebear bounties help fund my ganking.

Lol@bountyjokesystem. Its a joke dude, kinda like your hair



Anyone who talks like this is clearly just afraid of getting a bounty put on their head and is just trying to talk their way out of becoming wanted. You know just as well as I do how flawlessly the bounty system works.
Persifonne
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-11-29 07:21:45 UTC
Boozbaz wrote:
Persifonne wrote:
Lmao please throw your isk down the drain into the lolfailbounty system. My alts have a ton of bounty and i actually get some of it when i suicide gank and use Persif as scout and just target my ganker when they go red. Its ironic that carebear bounties help fund my ganking.

Lol@bountyjokesystem. Its a joke dude, kinda like your hair



Anyone who talks like this is clearly just afraid of getting a bounty put on their head and is just trying to talk their way out of becoming wanted. You know just as well as I do how flawlessly the bounty system works.


I SWEAR TO ALLAH IF YOU BOUNTY ME IMA GANK THE HELL OUTTA YO SHIP AND FACE YO. STRaIGHT UP LEGIT NO BS. TEST ME YO
Jessica Duranin
Doomheim
#8 - 2014-11-29 11:52:42 UTC
You do realize that no one get's killed because of the bounty on their head? Roll
If someone can shoot you they usually will do so anyway and if not the bounty payout isn't enough to make them want to try any harder.
Boozbaz
Securitech Industries
#9 - 2014-11-29 13:32:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Boozbaz
Jessica Duranin wrote:
You do realize that no one get's killed because of the bounty on their head? Roll
If someone can shoot you they usually will do so anyway and if not the bounty payout isn't enough to make them want to try any harder.


In a strange turn of events, I now hate the bounty system and no longer have something I enjoy about eve. Time to morph into bittervet status.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#10 - 2014-11-29 14:45:55 UTC
On the other hand, when you kill someone with bounty on them it's like surprise money. I don't check first, just kind of chuckle when I actually get paid for doing something I enjoy.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#11 - 2014-11-29 17:30:11 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
On the other hand, when you kill someone with bounty on them it's like surprise money. I don't check first, just kind of chuckle when I actually get paid for doing something I enjoy.


QFT
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-11-29 19:33:12 UTC
Boozbaz wrote:
Persifonne wrote:
Lmao please throw your isk down the drain into the lolfailbounty system. My alts have a ton of bounty and i actually get some of it when i suicide gank and use Persif as scout and just target my ganker when they go red. Its ironic that carebear bounties help fund my ganking.

Lol@bountyjokesystem. Its a joke dude, kinda like your hair



Anyone who talks like this is clearly just afraid of getting a bounty put on their head and is just trying to talk their way out of becoming wanted. You know just as well as I do how flawlessly the bounty system works.


May I have a bounty please? I'll say mean things to you if you like.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#13 - 2014-11-30 05:42:23 UTC
I post 315315 ISK bounties on miners that don't already have a bounty. It puts some of them on tilt.

I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Iain Cariaba
#14 - 2014-11-30 23:15:00 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I post 315315 ISK bounties on miners that don't already have a bounty. It puts some of them on tilt.

Lots of tears to be had from doing that. Responses can be quite hilarious.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-12-01 01:55:11 UTC
Op I dare you to bounty me.

I dare you.


Oh, 0-10.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#16 - 2014-12-01 04:28:11 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Op I dare you to bounty me.

I dare you.


Oh, 0-10.



^^^^^^^


I find my bounty is low again, need more please, thanks in advance.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Meilandra Vanderganken
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2014-12-01 17:57:47 UTC
I'm disappointed in the unwillingness of the mining community to put large bounties on my head. X
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2014-12-01 18:24:16 UTC
Message to the OP, no one blows up our ships because we have bounties on our heads. IE we would have lost that ship anyways, so you are paying someone to do something they are doing anyways.

At the end of the day bounties are a waste of your money, but you get enjoyment out of them, that's good so keep it up. Just don't make the mistaken assumption that you are "getting revenge" on the person, you're not.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#19 - 2014-12-01 18:26:11 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I post 315315 ISK bounties on miners that don't already have a bounty. It puts some of them on tilt.


Loyalanon recently did this to me. I laughed at him for being dim because I already have a 200 mil bounty. He blocked me. Typical interaction with CODE I suppose.
Lorelei Ierendi
We Care A Lot
#20 - 2014-12-01 20:08:59 UTC
The bounty system is seriously borked.

Well at least now I know what all those folks with 315315 bounties are doing!Oops

http://hisec-carebear.blogspot.de/
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