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Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#21 - 2014-11-25 02:22:14 UTC
The Pleasure Hub

1/3 lb patty (cooked rare)
Pretzel bun
Bacon
Raw red onion
Fried egg
Roasted szechuan peppers
Stilton bleu cheese crumbles
Chipotle-lime BBQ sauce

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#22 - 2014-11-25 03:52:15 UTC
The Awesome

quarter pounder patty
mayo
tomato
onions
lettuce
cheese
4 bacon strips
1 slice pineapple
sesame buns

Just Add Water
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#23 - 2014-11-25 03:58:44 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
The Ned

1/3 pound Ribye filet
Marinate in some manner of sauce
Drink heavily
Forget that you had meat cooking
Go put out the fire
Drink more
Whiskey works well
Rum is also an option


I've made drunk burgers a few times, somehow they seem to turn out alright (on second thought I'm not sure that means what I think it means, or does it?).

now I just want to stop by the liquor store and get a bottle of bourbon.

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#24 - 2014-11-25 04:06:45 UTC
Napalm Plankton* sliders

2oz patties
cheddar cheese
chorizo
onion
ghost chili sauce

not sure if it burns more coming or going

*(aww shoot, think I deleted that alt)

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Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#25 - 2014-11-25 04:12:27 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything, have you considered running for (and being unsuccessful at) CSM?

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Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#26 - 2014-11-25 04:23:36 UTC
Realburger.

1lb of top sirloin or rib roast trimmings (preferably the latter) approx 20% fat content.
4 slices bacon
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp ground black pepper
1/4 tsp garlic powder (optional)
meat grinder
fire

Grind beef & fat trimmings and bacon..
Mix in salt, pepper and garlic powder
Form 1/3 lb (approx) patties, and do not overwork meat.
Expose patties to nova-hot fire for 3-4 minutes per side for medium rare, flare-ups are GOING to happen, expect them.

Assemble using whatever bun/greens/onions/cheese you wish (Havarti is recommended). Don't ruin this by using some numerically named condiment, BBQ sauce or other amendments.






☼

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#27 - 2014-11-25 04:32:25 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Realburger.


Actually Doc, If I were in charge of CCP Burger.. when anyone ordered the "Doc" Burger.. theyd just get a card that tells them to order a hotdog.. probably from another teller. Big smile

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Xavier Holtzman
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#28 - 2014-11-25 04:40:36 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
chorizo


You win the internets.

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Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#29 - 2014-11-25 04:45:29 UTC
I like to toss in a packet of french onion soup mix per lb of ground beef. Good chit.

\m/ O.o \m/

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Jvpiter
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#30 - 2014-11-25 05:06:58 UTC


The Orca

Flash grilled salmon slab
A few slivers of red onion, lightly tossed until soft
Lightly spread some spicy mustard
3 dabs of Sriracha sauce
Grilled sourdough bread, add some drops of sesame oil to the bread



Call me Joe.
stoicfaux
#31 - 2014-11-25 05:18:40 UTC
The StoicFaux burger:
Wheat bun
Veggie burger patty
Lettuce
Bacon
Mayonnaise
Bacon bits

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Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#32 - 2014-11-25 05:38:00 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Realburger.

1lb of top sirloin or rib roast trimmings (preferably the latter) approx 20% fat content.
4 slices bacon
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp ground black pepper
1/4 tsp garlic powder (optional)
meat grinder
fire

Grind beef & fat trimmings and bacon..
Mix in salt, pepper and garlic powder
Form 1/3 lb (approx) patties, and do not overwork meat.
Expose patties to nova-hot fire for 3-4 minutes per side for medium rare, flare-ups are GOING to happen, expect them.

Assemble using whatever bun/greens/onions/cheese you wish (Havarti is recommended). Don't ruin this by using some numerically named condiment, BBQ sauce or other amendments.




I was under the assumption that the salt and pepper were automatically on there, oh yea and of course proper meat composition.

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#33 - 2014-11-25 05:39:00 UTC
Xavier Holtzman wrote:
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
chorizo


You win the internets.


yay internets!

hmm maybe I will take my winnings and create CCP Sausage Fest!?

mmmm sausages

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#34 - 2014-11-25 06:02:54 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
hmm maybe I will take my winnings and create CCP Sausage Fest!?


CCP beat you to it...

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#35 - 2014-11-25 07:35:05 UTC
The Erotica 1 burger is so good it makes you cry Lol

\m/ O.o \m/

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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
#36 - 2014-11-25 07:39:10 UTC
the biggest one would likely be The Mittani burger.
Rockstede
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#37 - 2014-11-25 07:43:54 UTC
Karl Hobb wrote:

E: Also, why not, I'm getting hungry too.

The Karl Hobb Paleo (because low-carb and such)
1/3lb. grass-fed beef patty with green chilis and melted pepperjack
1/2 avocado, sliced
1 fried egg
4 slices bacon
Served on a bed of lettuce, kale, and tomatoes, smothered in bleu cheese dressing with a feta garnish.




I had a small heart attack just reading that Shocked
Jarod Garamonde
Jolly Codgers
Get Off My Lawn
#38 - 2014-11-25 07:49:31 UTC
Rockstede wrote:
Karl Hobb wrote:

E: Also, why not, I'm getting hungry too.

The Karl Hobb Paleo (because low-carb and such)
1/3lb. grass-fed beef patty with green chilis and melted pepperjack
1/2 avocado, sliced
1 fried egg
4 slices bacon
Served on a bed of lettuce, kale, and tomatoes, smothered in bleu cheese dressing with a feta garnish.




I had a small heart attack just reading that Shocked


I can't get past thinking:
"Please..... tell me where feta and bleu cheese fit into a "paleo" diet....."

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#39 - 2014-11-25 08:34:18 UTC
Warde Guildencrantz
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2014-11-25 09:03:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Warde Guildencrantz
I can see it now, the drive thru is called the "Gate camp". Their mascot is CCP guard, and they have a life sized statue (so half your size) in every restaurant.

Employees give you a o7 when you leave the restaurant.

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