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Quafe Drinks

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Gitahh
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#21 - 2014-11-24 16:43:05 UTC
I've always imagined Quafe would taste like the Bawls energy drink. It's like a sweeter, more fruity-tasting Sprite.

It's probably the only energy drink/soda I drink, but it's pretty rare. It's pretty delicious.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bawls
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#22 - 2014-11-24 16:50:47 UTC
Poppin' Pods: Gummy pods with cream filling and a floating fruit piece inside. The gummy shell should be solid enough to make a popping sound when you bite down on it.

Sovereignty and Population

New Mining Mechanics
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#23 - 2014-11-24 17:43:02 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Did you know you can actually buy Quafe at Fanfest? It's pretty tasty!


Detective Thorn wrote:
Eve's dying, the game is dying... it's neckbeards. *Quafe is made out of neckbeards!* They're making our drinks out of sunlight adverse people. Next thing.. they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them, Barsterlode.. You've gotta tell them!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Jake Rivers
New Planetary Order
#24 - 2014-11-24 17:57:44 UTC
Its horrid stuff, but if you wake up with a severe hangover and that happens to be the only thing in your hotel room to drink, well bottoms up.

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Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
The Honda Accord
#25 - 2014-11-24 18:29:09 UTC
Kyle Concordokken wrote:
From what I hear the Quafe drinks taste like lemon/lime soda (think Sprite or 7-Up).


That's what I heard. Big smile
Sakura Nihil
Faded Light
#26 - 2014-11-24 18:45:03 UTC
The Quafe they sell at Fanfest is delicious. It's a clear soda that is relatively light like 7-Up or Sprite, as opposed to thicker types like Mountain Dew. It has a bit of an energy drink taste to it, which I can't describe well, but as long as its not warm or flat it's not bad.

Brought back about half a dozen bottles to the States this year, one of which I drank while boating on Lake George. Luxury.

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#27 - 2014-11-24 19:48:22 UTC
Hey, on a sorta related side note....


I bet if the NES sold the Quafe Girl outfit people would pay aurum for that.

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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#28 - 2014-11-24 21:15:19 UTC
Funfact:
Quafe=dead people

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#29 - 2014-11-24 21:19:22 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Funfact:
Quafe=dead people


Id hope so. Could you imagine it being made with live people? The cans would be HUGE, and filled with naked people swimming in soda.. Probably a little pissed off too depending on exactly how long theve been in there... also more than likely the ratio of soda to urine would have shifted in an unfavorable way.. yeah.. so its probably best its made with dead people.. less lawsuits that way.

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Mijel Riak
Extensive Enterprises Space
#30 - 2014-11-24 22:14:35 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Funfact:
Quafe=dead people


Think that's Soylent Cola.

Quafe is probably just a knockoff of Slurm, and it's related flavorings
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#31 - 2014-11-25 03:15:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Lugia3
Quafe is people.

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Rich Uncle PennyBags
EVE Online Monopoly
#32 - 2014-11-25 06:35:24 UTC
The last batch of Quafe is rebranded Orka softdrink.

You an buy bottles of it online for ~$2 + A bajillionty in shipping from iceland.
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#33 - 2014-11-25 06:45:09 UTC
I had always imagined it as half Red Bull, half Soylent Green.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#34 - 2014-11-25 06:52:12 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I had always imagined it as half Red Bull, half Soylent Green.

Ick, Red Bull.

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Terranid Meester
Tactical Assault and Recon Unit
#35 - 2014-11-25 15:43:51 UTC
Salty blueberry with a lime twist?
Ekaterina 'Ghetto' Thurn
Department 10
#36 - 2014-11-25 16:18:29 UTC
I have an unopened bottle of Quafe still from the tenth anniversary Fanfest by my computer. Just keeping it as a souvenir. Big smile

"Quafe contains large amounts of the stimulants caffeine, guarana, and ginseng. When consumed in proper doses, these stimulants sharpen reflexes and concentration. Quafe is not recommended for expectant or breastfeeding mothers , children, or people with heart conditions or other medical issues. Qaufe also contains kacha root extract from the mountains of Manesh on the Amarr planet of Athra. It is not recommended for people with green eyes, pointy elbows, scraggly beards, or short child-like teeth."

Health statement from side of Quafe bottle. The last two sentences are priceless. Big smile

" They're gonna feel pretty stupid when they find out. " Rick. " Find out what ? " Abraham. " They're screwing with the wrong people. " Rick. Season four.   ' The Walking Dead. ' .
Hicksimus
Torgue
#37 - 2014-11-25 16:25:18 UTC
It tastes like purple koolaid.

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OCCULAR
Lindsay Armament Co.
#38 - 2014-11-25 17:25:58 UTC
Hevymetal
POT Corp
#39 - 2014-11-27 14:34:42 UTC
Specific Alduin wrote:
I would love to see EVE Inspired Quafe Drinks as buyable merchandise on the EVE store. I have always wondered what Quafe actually tastes like and would love to see that. Thanks! Smile


For some reasonn I imagine a flavor of a mixture Red Bull and Jagermeister.
Aralyn Cormallen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#40 - 2014-11-27 20:30:57 UTC
I have always imagined as being like Slurm from Futurama... and probably produced in a fairly similar way
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