EVE General Discussion

[The Bombers Bar - System: 9-F0B2, Region: Providence]
"OK, what we're gonna do guys is we're gonna sit 10k off a target, we're gonna blap it really quick and then we're gonna warp to the run-spot, does that make sense?"
"Alright, yep"
"Outstanding. Okay, standby"

[Nulli Secunda - System: HJ-BCH, Region: Scalding Pass]
"So hey guys, here's the deal, they've got their Prophecy fleet up, and then RAZOR has an Oracle fleet, so we should have some interesting stuff about to happen."

[Rooks And Kings - System: Espigoure, Region: Placid]
"So it's gonna be like this: We're going to portal through, and at the same time, the triage carriers are going to jump, just the triage carriers at first. Everyone clear?"

[Brave Newbies Inc. - System: 5-VKCN, Region: Syndicate]
"Let me see... Oh crap! I think... We'll we be able to take on Guardians?"
"Yeah, they have four Guardians, I don't think we should do this."
"I don't think we can do this..."
"Don't worry about that!"

"Now we're gonna ******* play some fun games"
"My hearts racing..."
"C'mon, relax. All wings align, primary is the Dominix, in 5, 4, 3, 2...
Decloak, decloak, decloak!
Torpedoes on the Dominix, Dominix, Dominix!"

[TEST Alliance - System: 4B-NQN, Region: Providence]
"Orbit on me, Microwarp Drives on, we're moving!"
"Secondary is Viper in the Omen."
"He's in Structure, take'm down!"

[No Holes Barred - System: J10170B, Region: Wormhole Space]
"Neut that Revelation right now!"
"All neuts on the Rev!"
"Burn out towards that Guardian"
"Jump, jump now!"
"All damps on the Damnation, all damps on the Damnation!"
"Interceptors, stay here and tackle Prophecies! This is where we fight!"

[WingspanTT - System: Unknown, Region: Unknown]
"All right. *Sigh*
So... I'm carrying a hundred times more than my ship is worth.
There are some pirates chasing me.
This one guy chased me through like, five different systems.
I need to get the **** out of this system."

[Magnasis Drakkenwolf - System: 6-DON3, Region: Tenerifis]
"This little rock right here is worth about 166 million ISK.
For some people this might not be a big deal, but for me... It's huge."

[Sir Livingston - System: Agtver, Region: Metropolis]
"[can't understand] 4.2, pretty nice.
We're gonna produce four of them.
Two days, nineteen hours, eleven minutes, 44 seconds.
We can expect to make 8 to 10 million, around there..."

[Jeffraider - System: Jita, Region: The Forge]
"51 out of 56 grid.
OK, good. And we've got five modules to fit in here.
This ship's speed is actually pretty good, it can hit 4k a second.
We're gonna hurt that now by adding some armor buffer."

[HERO Coalition - System: WD-VTV, Region: Catch]
"Op Success!"
"Yeah... Thanks dudes."
"Yay, Sov is so much fun..."
"Oh yeah, such fun. It's almost done now, like uh... less than a week."
"Oh, look! Have you got-"
"Woah..."
"Woah, ****!"
[Rooks and Kings - System: WD-VTV, Region: Catch]
"Wow..."
"Oh, boy!"
[Laughter]
"That is Rooks and Kings right there."

"Cyno's down, Cyno's down, gogogo, portal, portal!"

[Warp to me - System: Riramia, Region: Tash-Murkon]
"Gate is green, gate is green [can't understand]"

"Oh ****, how do I warp to something?!"
"EWar drones, all EWar drones on Scott"
"Why are you decloaking?!"
"Pax Scorpion is the secondary"
"OH MY GOD, THAT'S A TITAN!"
"Oh ****!"
"Do not engage!"

"Let's go, get those ******* bombs out!
Red group, fire, Gold group, stand by!
Come on, boys!
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
YEAH! HAHAHA! YEAAH!"

[Corrections thanks to /u/Turtlebelt , /u/lizthegrey, /u/RoboVirtus and /u/unrealblight ]