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Mountain Dew + Doritos = Dewitos...
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stoicfaux
#1 - 2014-11-12 15:50:58 UTC
It's twue, it's twue!.

Ugh

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#2 - 2014-11-12 16:00:48 UTC
But why....
Foley Aberas Jones
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-11-12 16:31:58 UTC
.........i kinda wanna taste it
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2014-11-12 16:48:16 UTC
neck beards across the net are currently pricing iv drips...breathing heavily

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

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Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#5 - 2014-11-12 19:03:55 UTC
NOPE.JPG

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My Fanclub
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#6 - 2014-11-12 19:32:52 UTC
do they have less of a chance of getting stuck in my throat sideways?

Help, I can't download EVE

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stoicfaux
#7 - 2014-11-12 20:05:47 UTC
baltec1 wrote:
But why....

For the same reason we land probes on comets using harpoons?

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-11-12 20:26:01 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
baltec1 wrote:
But why....

For the same reason we land probes on comets using harpoons?


To see what will happen as a result, and ultimately because :fuckit:?
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#9 - 2014-11-12 21:10:01 UTC
Houm, it's kind of difficult to imagine how does taste the mix of two ingredients when you've never tasted one of them... but it looks gross. Ugh
Ian Morbius
Robby Altair Corporation
#10 - 2014-11-12 22:27:36 UTC
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#11 - 2014-11-13 01:45:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Wow. What color are they going to be again? Doritos Unnatural Orange or Mountain Dew Toxic Avenger Green? How are they going blend conflicting colors on one chip? Maybe orange with Dew green flecks.

Got to admire food engineers. What a tough job. It seems like you'd need to be a real multidisciplinary Renaissance man. Engineer. Organic and inorganic chemist. Culinary scientist. Visual artist/food graphic designer.

But, what about the art of designing a packaged food with optimized texture/mastication appeal? Is there a recognized artistic discipline for that? Maybe it's part of what's called culinary science. Not like chef stuff, but a subset of it, focusing on packaged foods with long shelf lives.

Man, what a complicated job. Would you want to be responsible for taking the Mountain Dew Dorito from idea, to design, to production? And then, to the make or break test-- the Mountain Dew Dorito product taste, by the power suits in the board room. Well, would you?